Title: Beret and Pancakes
Author: Digimon Empress Yaten (de yaten)
Notes: "Beret and Pancakes," joke track from a Mitch Hedberg album.
Disclaimer: Don't own Trigun or its characters.
Vash peered from behind a cereal box at the woman sitting across from him.
Meryl sipped at lukewarm coffee, thoroughly engrossed in her paperwork.
"Meryl," he said finally, "I've been meaning to talk to you about something."
"Busy," She mumbled, eyes barely drifting from the insurance form.
"You're always busy! You barely eat, sleep, or even talk to me anymore!"
She sighed and gave an apologetic smile.
"I'm sorry, Vash, we've been swamped lately. What is it you wanted to talk about?"
"Well," he said, gripping the sides of the cereal box, "for starters, we're out of my favorite cereal!"