A/N: According to secret ballot:
Jazz: 2
Dani: 3
Looks like Dani is up!
But since it looks like Axel went through so much toruble to make my Jazz Chappie, I'll put that one!
Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom nor Know Your Stars or any other random cartoon or show I decide to use. These jokes belong to Axel (or Insubordinance if you wanna read her fics!). This chapter was written by Axel! Thanks bunches of oats, dude!
Know Your Stars
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As Jazz made her way to the stage next, she felt confident that she, the psychologist-to-be, could take on anything even when her little brother and his friends and foes were borugth down an unthinkable level of self-pity and anger. How wrong she is.
Finally, another victim! Know your stars...know your stars...Jazz Fenton…she's obsessed with Inuyasha farting!
Jazz: Who's Inuyasha? And why would I be obsessed with him farting? Especially if I don't know him?
How am I supposed to know? Jazz Fenton…she steals feminine products from stores!
Jazz: I never shoplift! That's against the law, don't you know!
It is? Oh darn. Well anyways, Jazz Fenton…she makes love to Paulina!
Jazz: Who's Paulina?
Ugh, next one…Jazz Fenton…she dyed her hair orange, because she was born with…drumroll please!
-drummers from Casper High School Band begin to drum loudly and rapidly-
PINK HAIR!
Jazz: How can I have been born with pink hair if there's no such natural color?
I don't know but you were! Jazz Fenton…she TOTALLY has the hots for Chase Young!
Jazz: Why do you keep saying I like all these people that I don't even know?
Because it's fun! Jazz Fenton…her last name is Jazz Fen-TURD!
Jazz: No it isn't! It's 'Fenton', as you correctly pronounced it before!
Ahhh, do I notice a tinge of anger in your voice? Jazz Fenton…she thinks she's such an adult!
Jazz: No I don't!
Fine, then. Jazz Fenton…she thinks she's a baby!
Jazz: No I don't! I'm an adult!
AHA!
Jazz: Oh darn it.
Ahhh, here we go, something good! Jazz Fenton…she's always wrong!
Jazz: -eye twitches- I'm not wrong! I'm never wrong! Give me one time that I'm wrong!
I'm gonna make you eat those words!
-A picture appears on a screen that came from the ceiling playing the part of Prisoners of Love where Jazz spazzes out about being wrong-
Seeing is believing, isn't it Jazzy?
Jazz: -eye twitches more- So I was wrong once? Big deal!
Oh yeah? Well you were wrong TWICE because you said just now you were never wrong!
Jazz: What? But…but…
Jazz Fenton…she's starting to spazz!
Jazz: I am not a spazz! -even more eye twitchy-
Jazz Fenton…she spazzes out A LOT!
Jazz: I DO NOT! -is now officially spazzing; if you couldn't tell already-
Jazz Fenton…I have your diary right now!
Jazz: HOW DO YOU HAVE MY DIARY!
I have my ways…let's see…Jazz Fenton…she wears fuzzy pink bunny slippers to bed!
Jazz: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT! HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY DIARY!
"Jazz Fenton…I am your father!"
Jazz: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vlad, get out of the booth, or I'll call Maddie and tell her you hate her! -Vlad leaves, sucking his thumb- Now, where was I? Oh yeah. Jazz Fenton…I am your father!
Jazz: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
This IS fun! Jazz Fenton…she's about to get carried off by the Social Security, because she planned to kill the President!
Jazz: -in such a spastic state that she actually believes that's happening- No! Put me down! I'm a good girl! I didn't kill anyone! Honest! I swear! Aaaahhhh! -runs out of the room-
Hm, well now, that takes care of Jazz, the thieving girl who plans to kill the President! Now, time for lunch! Next chapter is going to be Dani!