ANOTHER DAY
Another day in another Shibuya in another universe, another Neku is also being demonstrated that his life has no meaning and the world makes no sense whatsoever.
The situation this Neku is in would probably make the other Neku laugh his ass off, but to this Neku, it's very serious. He has just been forcefully enrolled in some kind of brigade of Tin Pin players out to save Shibuya through the means of slamming. Which is fine in and of itself. It's just that his self-appointed 'leader', genius Tin Pin Slammer Shuto Dan, is a fifth-grader, and also, incidentally, hyperactive and most likely completely insane.
And then there's everybody else.
Alright, so "Yellow" and "Green" aren't that bad — Yellow just has some slight difficulties focusing his already-not-remarkably-bright mind on something else than food in general and curry in particular, and Green makes some unexpected leaps of logic sometimes and has a small Princely obsession problem. But mostly, they're really fairly fine compared to the others. Like Shuto, aka Shooter, aka Red.
And like Pink or whatever he said his name was.
Oh God, Pink.
Neku would rather not think about that subject at all, but it's kind of hard when said subject is a crazy kid making eyes at him and giggling behind him — very close behind him — and always saying stuff which takes unfortunate implications when taken out of context.
Like, "Do me like this."
Forgetting about Pink, though (better for Neku's mental health), by now there is the Black problem.
Black is Yellow's sister, apparently, and she's a traitor and it's something personal and Red is absolutely devastated as though he'd known her for more than a few hours and Pink had guessed it but didn't say anything because no one asked and this is just simply ridiculous.
And that is why they are now standing in Miyashita Park, about to challenge a band of thugs in Tin Pin because it's obviously the only way to settle this mess.
Sigh.
(And Pink is breaking the fourth wall again.)
THIS DAY ENDS WITH YOU !