Episode 10: S.I

"The Year 2007"

::Yu Suzuki walks down into a basement covered with rats and water dripping from the ceiling::
::He was holding a plate of the nastiest food you could ever imagine::
::He came to a large, steal enclosed door and slid the tray under it::

Yu Suzuki: There you go my friends. Enjoy.

::Ryo-san ran up to the door from the other side and peaked his head through a tiny hole, just enough so his whole head could get through::

Ryo-san:(Angrily) You'll never get away with this Suzuki! We want our Shenmue 3!

::Fuku-san runs up to the door shortly after::

Fuku-san: Y-Yeah! We're sick of sitting in here like animals!

::Terry sat down at a table playing chess with Iwao::
::Terry moved his queen diagonally::

Terry: Checkmate.
Iawo: Christ your good!
Ryo-san:(Balling his fists) You'll never get away with this Yu!
Yu Suzuki: God I love my job!

"Back in the day. 1979"

::Ryo arrived home from school::
::He was nervous and depressed about something::
::Iwao sat back in a lazy boy chair with his feet up, snuggled in one of Ine-san's bathrobes, and the remote in one hand, tuning into some of his naughty time with the playboy channel::

Ryo-san:(From the door) Father!!!!

::Iwao got startled::
::he snatched a vase full Ine-san's daisy's and poured the water from then on his crouch to make his overly miniture boner turn soft::

Iwao: Uhhmmm... yes son!?
Father: I wet my pants again today and everyone picked on me at school.
Iwao: Hahaha so did I son.

::Iwao gets up and walks sort of crooked towards Ryo-san::

Iwao: Let me see son.

::Ryo-san moved his hands that covered his "Special" place::

Iwao: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!! We got another Great Lake up in here!
Ryo-san:(Blushing) What should I do?
Iwao: Hmmm, well I know that don't sell pampers at the Tomato Conveinience Store so...
Ryo-san: I don't need pampers!! I'm a grown boy now!
Iwao:(In a dull voice) Yeah, and I watch the Playboy channel. I mean come on, it's not gonna happen.

::Iwao made a few chuckles to reassure himself::

"That Night"

::Ryo-san awoke in the middle of the night to get a drink of some warm Sake that he made earlier that day::
::Suddenly, he spotted Fuku-san tip-toeing out the front door::

Ryo-san: There's something real fishy about the Fuku-san kid, and im bound to find out what.

::Ryo finds a way around FUku-san on his bike somewhere in the bushes in Yokosuka::
::Fuku walks into view::

Ryo-san: Hehehehe, let's just see where he's going shall we?

::He follows Fuku slowly down the street, turning and pretending he's looking at something everytime Fuku turned around::
::Fuku arrives at a house::
::Ryo continues to hide and waits::
::A boy answers the door::

Fuku-san: Are you home alone?
Boy: Yes. Pop just went out on a date. He should be gone all night.
Fuku-san: Perfect.

::Fuku walks in::

Ryo-san: Ah ha! He's gay! I knew it! Just need proof!

::Ryo takes out a camera from his pocket::

Ryo-san: I'll sneak aroung the back.

::Ryo hopes over a fence that leads to the back::
::He sees a dranage pipe leading up to a room with a light on::
::Ryo begins to climb::
::He reaches the window and hops in::
::He hears footsteps and people laughing from down the hallway::
::Ryo quickly finds a closet to hide in::
::Fuku-san walks in followed by Jimmie::
::Fuku-san sits down at a chair with a small table in front of it and Jimmie sits down at another chair near the same table::

Fuku-san: Gimme a forty bag.
Jimmie: I envy you. I got the best weed out there.

::Ryo-san begins to snap photos of the deal::

Ryo-san(Chuckling to himself) Hehehe.. this should be good.

::Fuku-san takes the bag from Jimmie and slips it into his pocket::
::Suddenly three men in black suits fly through the windows and begin attacking Fuku-san and Jimmie::
::One man in a black suit, who was already in Ryo's closet, pushes him from behind::
::Ryo flys out the closet and suddenly everything goes dark::

"A mysterious Mansion in the middle of the woods"

::Ryo woke up in front of a large table with the men in black suits::
::They were all dressed in tuxedos and sunglasses with their cheeks bulged out like men do in the mafia::
::"The Godfather" Theme Song was playing in the background::
::A mysterious man with a dragon robe sat at the very end::

? Man: Welcome.
Ryo-san:(Holding his head) W-Where am I?
? Man: Your at the Chinese Mafia's mansion.
Ryo-san: I'm in China?!

::All the men laughed::

? Man: No. Your still in Japan. Ya see, those little fools you were watching got their weed from us. They promised never to sell it. So we had to put them of their missery.
Ryo-san: Riiiiiiiiiiiight and the catch?
? Man: Follow me... oh, by the way, I'm Lan Di Sama.

::Ryo followed Lan Di out onto a balcony::
::Before him was a massive, I mean massive, marjuana field with gardeners in between the lines of plants, raking and watering::

Ryo-san: This is unbelievable.
Lan Di:... and it's all mine.

::Ryo and Lan Di walk down a staircase ade of gold and out a door to the field::

Ryo-san: How long did it take you to grow all of this?
Lan Di: A few years. It's not a bad time either.
Ryo-san: Shoooot, I can't even grow a shrub without getting bored.

::Suddenly an F.B.I chopper flew over the field::

Lan Di: RUN!

::lan Di ran before Ryo::

Ryo-san: Lan Di wait!

::Suddenly the police begin to pull up to the mansion. At least seven cop cars::

One of Lan Di's men: It's a bust! Run!
Ryo-san: FUCK! Lan Di wait!

::Ryo-san tryed to follw Lan Di through the field but soon lost contact with him::

One of Lan Di's men: Burn the field now!

::Gun shots were heard from inside the mansion::
::Great trails of smoke were scene floating up into the air from the field::
::the police ran out into the field and began tackling Lan Di's men::

Ryo-san: I have nothing to do with it! I'm Japanese!!!
Police Officer: Get 'em!
Ryo-san: Oh hell no...

::Ryo runs through the field as it got smokier and smokier the soon enough, he couldn't even find his way through because the field was so smokey from the burnt weed::
::A few minutes later, Ryo made his way out the other side::

Ryo-san:(mellow voice) I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooo stoooooooooooonnnedddd!!!

::Lan Di came up from behind Ryo::

Lan Di: You! Kid! Do you have a place you and I can hide out at!?
Ryo-san: Yeeeeaaahhh dude! My house!
Lan Di: Let's go then! I'l lead the way outta here!

"Hazuki Residence"

::Ryo and Lan Di sit in Ryo's Room and waited until the heat of the police died down::

Lan Di: It was that Fuku-san kid that ratted us out. Wait 'til I find him.
Ryo-san:(Still high) He'll be in deep trouble yo.

::Lan Di steps outside for a cigarette when he notices the little pondout front::
::Lan Di starts to laugh mischieviosly::
::Ryo walks out::

Lan Di: I have an idea.
Ryo-san: What?

::Ryo looks over at the pond::

Ryo-san: You wouldn't?! You couldn't! How could you?
Lan Di: Hhehe... watch me.

::Ryo and Lan Di make a big pipe leading up from the pond with an area ontop to rest the weed on and a large rope to smoke from leading out from th pipe::
::At the pond end of the pipe, Lan Di drops a whole bag full of weed into it so it's resting at the top::
::Lan Di and Ryo steal Iwao's blowtorch::

Lan Di:(With the end of the rope in his mouth) Light her up!

::Ryo blows a gigantic flame into the patch of weed::
::The pond starts to bubble up::
::Lan Di enhales and then starts to cough::

Lan Di:(While he's coughing) G-G-Godayum!!!!

::Ryo-san took his puff::
::He blew it out like a soldier without coughing::

Ryo-san:(With cherry red eyes) I'm soooooooo gone.
Lan Di: Hahahaha that's my ngg Ryo!
Ryo-san: I love you Lan Di.