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So far…
Remind him of how his "evil" plans will always fail, and that Arle will never love him. (check)
Graffiti "ArleXSchezo FTW!" on his castle walls. (check)
Lecture him for hours about how poor in taste the " Sweet Home DX" is. (Check)
Dress Amitie as Arle and make her go on a date with him.(Check)
Lock him in a room with Rulue. (sort of but check)
Get rid of all the clothes in his closet except for the Carbuncle costume. (practically had no effect)
Turn his castle into a winter wonderland. (Check)
Have an adventure in his respiratory system. (EPIC CHECK)
Host a paint ball royale inside his castle.
Call him a freaky cosplayer.
Two mornings after the incident, Satan woke up with an unbearable headache. He finished off the second bottle of aspirin that month. He got dressed ( 7) and ate a bun that Valentina and Jet made for him. After he finished it off, Satan went down to his dungeon to check on his recent prisoner. He glared at the chained KekiChi who was seemingly asleep.
"you're lucky that I was feeling merciful, most people who did what you did would normally end up puyo hell." Said Satan.
KekiChi mumbled a few words, but Satan didn't care. "I don't know what you're saying, nor do I…care." He said before passing out.
An hour later, Satan regained consciousness, but not where he would expect. He looked around the room, actually the dungeon, then looked at his hands… KekiChi's hands. "OH MY GOD! I'M IN KEKICHI'S BODY" "KekiChi" screamed.
"I'm now a pudgy lard cake!" She said While poking her stomach.
"KekiChi" then noticed that his body was no longer in the dungeon. "Wait, where's?"
in town…
"for the last time, I don't love you." said Arle before noticing something missing. "And why are you half-naked?!"
Said man (actually KekiChi) was indeed stripped, in only his Carbuncle boxers. Valentina and Jet just stared until Ellis covered their eyes with bacon.
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, THAT I'M WILLING TO EVEN TAKE MY UNDERWEAR OFF RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!" Satan (KekiChi) announced.
"So you went into town…streaking?" Arle asked, trying to process what's going on.
"Yes." "Satan (KekiChi) said.
"Please don't." said Arle, covering her eyes.
"But honey-"
"NO, I am NOT your honey." Said Arle as she walked away from the scene.
Ellis walked by with a sack full of bacon strips. "Let me guess, you switched bodies with Satan?" She asked.
"Yep, and I can see why he's narcissistic." "Satan (KekiChi) said.
"So you plan to humiliate him by running around naked?" Ellis asked.
"Yes." "Satan" said before realizing that his wings were the only things that were censoring him. "And now i'm naked."
"Yes…you are." Said Ellis, akwardly stepping back.
"Now if you'll excuse me, there's a hill that i want to burn Arle's name on to show my love." "Satan (KekiChi) said before skipping merrily to the hill.
When Satan (KekiChi) was out of sight, KekiChi (Satan) walked up to Ellis, wearing Satan's 15th anniversary tunic. "Did … huff… my body …gasp…pass by here just now?" KekiChi (Satan) asked, gasping for air.
Ellis pointed to the direction where Satan (KekiChi) ran.
"Man, how does KekiChi get around with this body? KekiChi (Satan) asked, staring at the hands.
"Never mind that, we have to find out how in the world you guys switched bodies." Said Ellis.
Just then, Valentina and Jet ran up to Ellis. "We know how it happened." Said Valentina.
"You guys do?" Ellis asked.
"Yeah, remember that half bun that you ate this morning, Satan?" Asked Jet.
"Yes, it tasted really sweet." Answered KekiChi (Satan).
"Well, the truth is, Schezo asked us to make a gemini bun." Valentina said.
"Gemini? as in the Zodiac Gemini?" Ellis asked.
"Yep, a magic bun that if two people both eat one half of it, they temporarily switch bodies." Said Jet.
"Don't worry, as we said before, the effects will only last about a couple of hours, or until both people no longer have the bun in their stomachs.." Said Valentina.
"Let me guess, they either have to puke it out or *Shudders* let nature take control." Said Ellis in disgust.
"Yep, and all the physical activities that Satan's body has done, the bun should probably be in his jejunum by now." Said Valentina.
"So i guess that means KekiChi's body has to throw it up." Said Jet.
Ellis looked at the twins with uncertanty. "I dunno, KekiChi has a stomach of steel, it would take either a traumatic blow in the mid gut, or a borderline fatal stomach bug to get her to throw up." Said Ellis.
Satan (KekiChi) knew someone who might be able to hit hard.
Meanwhile in the flower fields…
"Do you really mean it my love?!" Rulue asked surprised.
"Yes, I am TOTALLY over Arle, will you marry me, Rulue?!" Satan (KekiChi) asked, with some flowers successfully censoring him.
Rulue squealed in excitement. unable to contain her feelings, the fighting queen hugged the man with her crushing arms. "YES! YES! A BILLION TIMES YES!" She screamed.
when the crew arrived at the flower field, they just stared wide-eyed. KekiChi (Satan) clutched her (his) stomach, as the thought of marrying Rulue alone was enough to make her (him) gag. Ellis notices this and tells KekiChi (Satan) to drink a mysterious fluid (Epicac). The minute KekiChi (Satan) drank the Epicac, her (his) inside felt like they were melting.
*You know what, i'm just gonna use her to describe KekiChi (Satan) okay*
Ellis, Valentina and Jet backed away from KekiChi (Satan) when they heard her stomach gurgle wetly. due to this being a T rated fix, and to prevent younger minds from trauma, the sounds of puking was the only way of knowing that the Epicac is doing its job. Valentina and Jet covered their eyes while Ellis tried to comfort her sister's body by staying beside her. when the vomiting stopped, KekiChi (Satan) passed out along with Satan (KekiChi). An hour later, Satan and KekiChi were in their original bodies, back in their beds.
with KekiChi:
"...Wow, and people say i'm crazy." Was Ellis' response.
Schezo and X were laughing themselves to the floor.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AND YOU ASKED HER WHAT!?" Schezo asked, clutching his stomach as it cramped.
KekiChi tried to do the best Satan impression she could. "Yes, I am TOTALLY over Arle, will you marry me Rulue?!"
X was breathless and his face was red from the laughter. " HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Please *gasp* stop, i HA HA HA HA HA HA can't *Gasp* breath." he begged breathlessly.
With Satan:
Satan awoke to the sound of an angry mob on his front door.
"That's the guy who was streaking." Screamed one voice.
"He went in my book!" Screamed another.
"That's the man, who burned the School's flower field." Screamed another voice.
Satan grumbled as he tried to block out the noise while taking an ibuprofen for his headache.
Authoress note: I'm considering making the authoress notes open for any questions, but they must be PMed to me according to fan fiction rules. and yes, you can even ask the Puyo Hell Master himself. yes, questions shall be answered at the end of the chapter
Satan: *furious* When will you brats leave me alone?!
KekiChi: NEVAH!