HAHA! So all of you probably thought I died... did you? Well, that happened along time ago... who knew I was able to become a death angel. O.O.... other than that; WE SHALL NOW CONTINUE!~~~
C616: -burned arm- Okay so... To explain, Konoshi did what she said.... You know, incinerating me and such. So yeah.
Rhyme: Beat, puh-lease! I'm sorry!
Beat: Whatever Rhyme.
Rhyme: Uh! -glares at Cshell- THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
C614: -nonchalantly- Meeeeeee? I can't see how. I mean, seriously.
Rhyme: I dislike you. (- because I can't see Rhyme saying "hate"-)
C614: Oh, you'll get used to it.
Joshua: ........
C614: Josh?
Joshua: ....... -simply walks off-
C614: Gyah?!?! Well.... let me rely on people's reviews. A wondrous review by..... um... who was it again? Oh, yeah! This is by Aoi-Tsubaki:
Why, hello there :3
-prances over-
First off, awesome job so far. You're a funny person 8D
So, here are my amusing questions and dares:
Rhyme and Josh : three words and a number. 7 Minutes in Heaven! :3
Shiki, Eri, and Neku: Have Eri design, Shiki create, and Neku wear a really girly outfit.
Makoto and Ai: Go on a date where Makoto doesn't leave halfway to get a makeover. That was mean, btw. She really likes you D: -slaps-
...And I -was- gonna make Beat wear a dress, but I'm nice and he's my favorite character and I love him, so... Yeah :3 -glomps-
～Ashley
C614: Well Ashley, I know I'm quite funny! x3 Thank you very much! -gives free hugs to all her readers and twewy cast-
Beat: -instant boost up- Aight, I'm not gonna stay like this, yo!
Rhyme: Beat?
Beat: Aight lil' sis, imma say I'm sorry 'kay? -squeezes Rhyme in a tight hug- Free hugs for everyone, yo!
Usuki: I'm sooo not getting involved with this.
Beat: Hey, Pinky, come 'ere!
Usuki: Don't come any closer! -reaches for her gun- Hey, where did it go?!
C614: Oh you mean this? -twirls gun-
Usuki: Give tha- -runs from a free-hug-giving Beat- Grrrrrrrrr!
Beat: Come here Pinky!
C614: Okay so who wants to play Spin the Bottle?
Everyone: ME!!!! -Beat grabs "Pinky" in a hug-
Usuki: TTATT.....
Higgy and Ken Doi: We'll skip.
C614: Sure... whatever.... -momentary pause- But here's my twist. Guys you go in your own circle.
Joshua: Okay, but why?
C614: I just said, MY TWIST!
Joshua: Okay okay... sheesh.
C614: Okay, when the girls' spin their bottle the guys have to also... the bottle stops on the two who have to do the dare together.... I call it the... well... um, I'm not sure yet.
Beat: Aight, yo, I'm game!
C614: Alright... okay.. so ready, set,... SPIN!
-two groups spin the bottle and of course....-
Shiki: RHYME!!!
Beat: JOSHY-BOY!
C614: Typical..... okay, so.... -points at the two- 7 minutes in Heaven....
Joshua: Literally?
C614: NO! UH!.... -grabs the two's wrists and tosses them in a closet- Have fun! -shuts the door-
Neku: Aren't you gonna lock it?
C614: You know they don't wanna leave... -smirks-
Beat:....... WAIT! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?!
C614: You're so slow..... there's a 50 lbs bowl filled with curry in the other room for you.
BEAT: -forgets- REALLY!?!?!
C614: Reeeeally....
Beat: No way! -runs off-
C614: Okay so game over.... -clap- hurrah....
Neku: That's it?
C614: Sure, now shut your mouth. Buuuuuuuut -grabs Makato and Ai- You two have to go on a date.
Makato: But I'm late-
C614: Eh eh eh...... you go... or die. -evil eye-
Makato: okay -takes Ai's hand- We'll go.... -both leave-
C614: GREAT! THAT WAS EASIER FOR ME!.... besides.... that evil eye took me forever to perfect.
-Shiki and Eri run off with Neku to design clothes-
Neku: Help Me!!!!!!!!!
C614: Okay and start... time.... now.
- half an hour passes by -
C614: -eating a brownie- I feel like I forgot to do something.
Sho: Can you distribute some of that brownie to me?
C614: Sure -gives Sho a piece-... okay watched Shiki and Eri make girly clothes for Neku, went to bake some brownies.... I feel like i forgot to check on something.
Neku: -come out with a really pink and frilly dress on- Say anything, and you die.
C614: Pfft...... -Lol's-
Neku: Please, someone save me.
C614: That's what I forgot to do! -runs over to a closet and presses her ear to it-
Closet: Ew, get off of me.
C614: WTF?... was the closet just talking? Is THAT a talking closet?
Closet: Of course I'm a talking closet d*mb*ss.... what do you think I am? A dog?
C614: Holy Shi-takemitsubishi.... -blanks out-
Closet: Great, another idiot.
C614: FWAHAHAHHA! -runs off and comes back with a chainsaw-
Closet: OMFG! MURDERER!
C614: -rips the things up into shreds- *pant pant pant*
Shiki: Um... I think what you're looking for is the next door down.
C614: Oh... well then! -runs over to the next door and jerks it open-
-Rhyme and Joshua fall out-
C614: DEAR MERCY, NC-17!!!!!
All (except Beat): O.O
Neku: Where?!?!? (clue to what music he listens to.... don't get what I mean? Read chapter eight)
C614: Nowhere.... just wanted to grab attention.
Rhyme: -Picks herself off of Joshua frantically- Um.... I'll talk later. -runs off-
Joshua: -Thinks "We would've went that far... but she didn't allow of it"- (Dear gawd.... rated M content)
C614: -Stares at Joshua- I don't what to know what you two did in there.
Joshua: Um.... did you just read my mind?
C614: Maybe... -smirks- Let's move on now shall we. Sooooo this is from Jaunea:
YOU... ARE... A... FREAKING... GENIUS!
I just HAVE to see (*ahem* read) how this turns out.
Dare:
Neku: Kiss Shiki passionately, then turn around and kiss Rhyme.
Shiki: Act accordingly to Neku's actions. (MUAHAHAHA!)
Joshua: For the rest of this chapter, you are not allowed to be more than 1 meter away from Rhyme at any time. Respond accordingly to Neku's actions.
Rhyme: Tell Josh you love him... while Beat is within hearing range. Respond accordingly to Neku's actions.
Beat: Place a LEGAL restraining order on Joshua to stay away from Rhyme. Respond accordingly to Neku's actions.
Megumi: You are not allowed to wear anything other than your boxers for the remainder of the chapter.
Mr. H : Show everyone your pretty wings and fly around the room.
Sho: Hmm...Admit, in front of witnesses, that you hate math.
Shooter: Ask Uzuki out on a date to a romantic, expensive restaurant. Wear a suit and comb your hair.
Uzuki: Accept Shooter's offer. Wear a long, white, flowing ball gown and have delicate sapphire clips in your hair.
Kariya: Ditch your bean paste lollipops for cherry flavoured. Tell Uzuki a bunch of mushy love stuff.
Konishi: Turn into your noise form, then act the cute little kitty. Purr and meow at people.
The rest of the Reapers: Go out to the scramble and sing Christmas Carols – in harmony!
Truth:
Neku: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love Shiki?
Shiki: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love Neku?
Joshua: Admit your true feelings for Rhyme.
Rhyme: Why was your noise form a squirrel?
Megumi: What is your eye color?
There ya go.
…
Wait for it…
…
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Don't worry TWEWY. I still love you. I just love torturing you more.)
Neku: -Rips off Dress- Shiki!!!!!!
Shiki: What is it- -gets silenced by Neku kissing her-
C614: Woah now.....
Neku: -finishes kiss, turns around and accidentally kisses Rhyme-
C614: WOAH NOW!!!!!! HOLD UP!
Shiki: -tears up and runs away-
Beat: Aight, that curry was---- PHONES YOU ARE SOOOOOO DEAD!
Joshua: Lemme help you with that. -gets his phone ready-
Neku: Ahhhhh crap..... -starts to run-
C614: Hm.... I feel stealing more clothes again. Meggy!!!!!
Megumi: Please, no more with the girly nicknames.
C614: Whatever now Gimme!
Megumi: Give you- -gets mugged of his clothes- Hey!
C614: -Runs off- Bwahahaha!
Mr. H: -watches Cshell run off with Megumi's clothes- What's going on?
Megumi: I need help *pant* to get my *pant* clothes back.
Mr. H: Don't strain yourself. -rips out his wings- Come here kid!
C614: HOCRAWP!!!!!
Mr. H: -Flys over and swiftly takes the clothes back-
C614: Awwwww... 8A8
Neku: -drags himself back then faints completely-
Beat: Aight, now dontcha try that again!
Joshua: -flies down- Exactly!
C614: Man, you guys mangled him.
Joshua: What's done is done, and that's final.
C614: Okay Beat.... I need you to sign here.
Beat: Why, yo?
C614: DO EET! -evil eye-
Beat: Hell, okay.... -signs-
C614: Alrighty then, Joshua, stay completely a meter away from Rhyme for the rest of this chapter!
Joshua: You can't do that!
C614: Actually, I can.... restraining order. It says here that you gotta stay a meter away from Rhyme for the rest of this chapter.
Rhyme: WHAT?!?!?
C614: Oh dont you "WHAT?!?!?" at it....
Rhyme: D:
Sho: I do not hate math you hectopascal!!!!! Now you radians need to quit telling me to say that factoring stuff!
C614: Chill tabooty..... chill. Seriously.
Shooter: -still emo-"fied"- Yo, Pink-haired reaper person, go on a date with me.
Usuki: -Looks at Cshell- whatever.... as long as it gets me away from that monster.
C614: You wanna go Usuki!? Come on, bring it!
Usuki: -growls- Let's go.
C614: -Runs across the room and stuffs the dress onto Usuki and slaps Kariya to wake him up-
Kariya: Hey?!? -sees Usuki and Shooter- Hey, what are you doing? -puppy-like face-
Usuki: Leaving, what does it look like?
Kariya: You can't leave me! We've been partners since both of us became reapers!
Usuki: I'm going now.
Kariya: But Usuki, I'll switch to different flavored lollipops to make you happy! I'll even go to cherry! -pops in a cherry flavored lollipop- Your favorite!
Usuki: Please Kariya, I need to go.
Kariya: No, I'll die without you! -grabs onto Pinky's ankle-
C614: Man oh man.... seriously.
Konoshi: -In her noise form- *puuuuurrrrrrrr*
Sho: 8D -goes into his noise form- *lower puuuuuuurrrrrr*
C614: Awkward.....
Wall Reaper 1: Okay ready... 1, 2, 3, go.
Wall Reaper 2: I wish you-
Wall Reaper 3 : A merry Christmas-
Wall Reaper 4: I wish you a-
Wall Reaper 5: Merry Christmas-
Wall Reaper (1-5): I wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!
Random person: Yo shut it! It aint even Christmas Eve yet!
Wall Reaper 1: Some people just don't have a spirit these days.
Wall Reaper 3: Doesn't that include us?
Wall Reaper 1: You're right.... oh well. -walks away with the group-
Rhyme: -Calls over to Joshua- Joshua I love you!!!!!!
Beat: BWAAAAAAA, Rhyme, seriously need to stop saying stuff like dat around me, yo!!!!!!!!!
Rhyme: Sorry. -shrugs- I just wanted to tell him.
Joshua: I love you too Rhyme with all my Heart!!!! I never want you to leave my aside ever again after this!!!! I desperately love you!
C614: I am going to go damn mad with all this mushy stuff.
Shiki: -Taking care of Neku- I love you Neku... from 1 through 10.... I pick ten to show how much I love you.
Neku: *cough*Me too Shiki. *cough* me too.
Shiki: Sh.... stop talking now.
C614: Resist urges to go madly insane! (yes.... I hate listening to other people saying mushy stuff to the point I begin to freak)
Rhyme: Aw, it's okay, if I were still in my supposed noise form I would cuddle around your shoulder to make you feel better.
C614: Eheh, thanks for at least making me a little better.
Rhyme: You're welcome.
C614: So why do you think your noise form was a squirrel?
Rhyme: Not sure.... Maybe I'm cute and cuddly like one. -trademark grin-
C614: Maybe so. -looks at Megumi who is rubbing his eyes sleepily and slightly reveals them-
Megumi: -has really pale yellow eyes-
C614: That doesn't look too healthy....
Megumi: Hmph? What was that?
C614: Nothing.... *yawn* Just tired.
Rhyme: Yeah, we should wrap this up.
C614: 'Kay... This is it for this chapter.... So hope you read some more later.
Rhyme: Cya!
Dear Gawd, I finally finished this stinking chapter.... It took me nearly 4 hours to finish.
Trying to think stuff up on contact and not making sure if spelling correct is not fun when you have to go back and fix it all. Especially when you have a deadline.... Ehich I rarely do.
So hope ya guys enjoyed this on... Gotta still rip through other requests.
Await for more!
~ Cshell614