ANNIE'S SECOND-EVER, ULTRA-SPECIAL SHORTFIC!!
Getting bored, Hinata decided to go sit at the boys' table. She usually sat alone in her room whiel she ate. Antisocial emo.
Anyways, she hopped off her bed (a disgusting pink shade) and walked down the hall.
"Hi guys!" she greeted squeakily.
Kisame opened his mouth, but Tenten kicked him in the back and replied, "Hi, Hii-chan!"
Neji stared at his cousin. "You suck. You can't sit here."
"But…what about Tenten? You let HER sit here," Hinata pointed out timidly.
All the guys stared at Tenten, then turned back to the female Hyuga.
"Well…"Itachi started. He looked at Kisame for help.
"Hinata," the bluish-greenish guy said flatly, "Tenten's got something to look at while her mouth's moving. You don't."
The Japan-China girl nodded. She didn't seem too bugged by this comment.
The silvery eyes stared at them. Then Hinata turned on her heal and stomped back to her room.
They all stared at where she'd disappeared.
"Soo…" Shikamaru said, breaking the silence. "Who wants a burger?"
"ME!!" shouted everyone.
Walking to the video store, Hinata contemplated what the guys had said. She was about to enter a store when she noticed a vending machine.
BREAST-ENHANCING COFFEE
Hinata didn't like coffee much. But…Oh well. She opened up her purse and paid the price. A suspicious-looking can rolled into sight.
The next day, Hinata dressed a little differently. She didn't wear her baggy sweatshirt, but instead chose a halter top, a miniskirt, and fishnets. She put in earrings for good measure, and stuffed her hands in gloves at the last minute.
"Y'all like mah fishnets?" she asked, standing in front of the boys' table once more.
"My God, Hinata!" Sasuke exclaimed. "You must be freezing! It's winter!"
Neji grabbed his cousin's arm and ran his finger over her skin. "HA! She's got goose bumps!"
Tenten's brow furrowed more the longer she stared at her friend. "You look pale."
Two hours later, they all sat by her bed while the teacher gave her a lecture about whores and why they always die of pneumonia. Or get murdered. Either way, it was entertaining to watch Hinata cough and nod, trying to look modest when she was wearing half her normal clothes.