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A/N: Hey guys. I'm back with another one. There seems to be something going around about "See No Evil" being the last part of "Just Curious." That's not true. You guys will know when it's my last one. As for Stacey, I'm flattered that "Just Curious" is your favorite story on the entire site and don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Hear No Evil
Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil walked into the sixth year Gryffindor girls dormitory laughing and gossiping as usual.
"Do you know what I heard?"
"What?"
"I heard that Hermoine Granger and Pansy Parkinson are shagging each other."
"No way."
"Yep."
"Where did you hear that?"
"I heard it from Hannah Abbot who has a cousin in Africa but is visiting for awhile whose twin sister goes to school with Fleur Delacour and is dating Blaise Zambini who heard Millicent Bulstrode complaining to Draco Malfoy about the noise Pansy made when Hermoine came by two weeks ago."
"I don't know, Parvati. They really do look like they hate each other. Besides, there's no way that Pansy Parkinson is a screamer."
"You're right. It was probably just a made up rumor. Hey, I heard that those hot triplets's in Ravenclaw like to play Quidditch with their shirts off. Lets go see."
"Now that's a rumor I can believe." Lavender said as they left the room."
On the bed in the corner, behind the closed curtains, Hermoine hovered over a drained Pansy.
"I told you she heard us," she said, kissing Pansy's neck gently.
Pansy turned her head so that Hermoine could get better access before saying with a hoarse voice,
"It's a good thing we didn't forget the silencing spell this time."
End
A/N: I had some real trouble coming up with a concept for the saying "Hear No Evil" but I think I finally got it. Let me know what you guys think.