Gwaine, Arthur | Gwaine organised Arthur's stag party. (2sam11)
Ye Olde Stag Party - Arthur/Gwen, mentions of others - G
"So, no strippers?"
"No."
"Bars?"
"No."
"Karaoke?"
"I wish."
"Then what, exactly, did you lads do?"
"We went to a renaissance fair."
"…"
"I know."
"Well, they're kind of fun."
"Yeah, maybe with you. Or, say, in ten years, when we have kids."
"Not exactly a stag party destination, though."
"No."
"Sorry, Love."
"Gwaine wore a costume."
"No!"
"So did Merlin."
"That, I can believe."
"I ate a turkey leg and some beef jerky. And some kind of ale. I think it was ale…"
"Lovely."
"Threw tomatoes at some bloke who was attempting to insult us. That was kind of fun. Percival was the best at that, of course."
"Mmm."
"Some blokes put on some bizarre show where they ate mud. It was pretty funny. A little gross, though."
"They ate mud?"
"Yeah. We watched the fake tournament, of course. Our assigned knight was terrible. Lost in the first round."
"Assigned knight?"
"You know, you get told which knight to cheer for based on where you're sitting. Ours was this skinny weed who looked to be about 17. And asthmatic."
"Oh, dear."
"Yeah."
"I had no idea Gwaine was such a nerd."
"He is. Even suggested going back to his after to play Dungeons and Dragons."
"He did not!"
"Did so. We all politely declined. Except Merlin. I think they wound up playing World of Warcraft instead, because D&D isn't any fun with two people."
"And how do you know that, Arthur?"