A/N: hello time to go to the stinking Gala again
As I got ready Nellie came in and asked why are we going to Canterlot
"Well Nellie we have to go because I have missed it for five years and from what I heard I have to beat a prince so bad that he turns into a princess."
"Okay Daddy"
"Hey Nellie look what I got ya I pulled out a dress and it was the most beautiful thing she ever saw it was a light red dress with small blue highlights that complimented her light blue mane."
My suit was black to compliment my red I loved it my tie was white and I loved that too. Then I saw Apple Jack's dress and my mouth almost hit the floor if I could love her any more than I do now I would but we had to go. So I ran off and got to Vinyl Scratches house and grabbed the speakers and showed her the iPod which made her happy.
"Wow you kept it alive and it is not broken after 4 years wow"
"Well anyway thanks got to go"
"Bye" she said I then ran back to the house and packed my 4 katanas and my two knight knives and an extra set of clothing non suit to wear while I flew I folded and packed my suit then I flew and landed right next to twilight who made the cart again but told me I would have to pull it I said
"Wait Rick" out of nowhere he came up and asked
"What?"
"Put your suit in here" I said opening my saddle bag
He folded it and put it in the bag then I did the same with mine hey Twi can you give him wings
"Sure" she said charging up her horn
She hit him with a magic bolt and he grew out bat wings and he screamed in a little pain
"Alright let's fly" and we flew off to Canterlot Rick was fine with his somehow. With all the girls in the carriage while Rick, Spike and I flew and were talking outside.
"So Spike how you and Rarity relationship going as of late?" I asked
"Well she hasn't said anything about her loving me and it sucks" "I want to go out with her but it has been hard to ask."
"Oh okay." I said a little saddened "So Rick how was your life before you came to this place"
"I really don't want to talk about it." He said sadly
"Oh sorry I never knew and just so you know I lost many family and friends due to the war so we both had hard lives but I know you went through worse and the best medicine is to let go."
"I know but I just can't" he said calmly but I could see he was a little annoyed
Okay Rick just remember me Spike and the others are willing to listen and help but don't hold it in because it will kill you."
"Okay I will tell you all when I am good and ready"
"Alright I will respect your wishes."
The rest of the flight was continued outside in silence and the only sound was of the girls inside laughing and chattering as soon as they landed Twilight took Ricks fake wings with another bolt of magic and then we walked off to get dressed
"Yo Rick follow me"
"Okay"
We found a lake far off from the castle and the stuck up snobs of Canterlot and Celestia. When we got clean we changed and walked back as we got their I saw two ponies which I recognized Instantly from the show the two were Jet Set and Upper Crust.
So when we got closer Jet saw me and rick and said
"Wow look at this honey" Jet said
"What is it?" Upper Crust said
"These two think that just putting a suit on and being regal is a way to get in"
"Oh really Jet Set at least when I come to a party at least I don't smell like a O' du fuck tard"
Rick just laughed at my joke
"Well I-
"What never as in" "well I never took a bath"
Now rick was on the ground
"Oh-
"As in Oh you are unbearable" "well you are correct you are unbearable to look at well that is correct you are." "Also you are unbearable to be seen and you both have the worst clothes I have ever seen."
Rick was rolling with tears in his eyes
Then I put on glasses and walked up to the guard with Rick and we were waved in as soon as I walked in I saw Kyle with his Scimitar and right next to him was Jeremy wearing his gold armor and his Flamberge sword on his back
"Then I walked up I said Jeremy I believe it is time to trust each other again" he nodded we bro hoofed.
"Hail Satan"
"You know it" Kyle
Then we all laughed
"Hey you two want to see me perform I think this is a boring party"
They looked at me and said "Well yes"
"We need a party to be at least lively hey Jeremy know any good illusion magic I want to scare them at first"
"Yeah I do"
"Okay here is the plan" as I told them their smiles were wide and just got wider
"Oh hell yeah"
The ball room
All the snobs and pricy party ponies were all talking Rainbow was somewhere in the VIP I saw Fluttershy with the animals she was having a good time I started to set up my speakers I found a mic not in use and changed my voice to match Ben Burnley (Breaking Benjamin's lead singer)
After Octavia finished I said thank you Octavia now it is my turn and "I" came out with fire around my body then 3 more of me popped out of nowhere also covered in fire blocking the exits then the real me came out and said
"Die"
I threw my knife hitting one and it dispersed then I killed the rest with his katana okay now I have a song for you
(Play I've got the magic in me by B.O.B)
I've got the magic in me
Every time I touch that track
It turns into gold
Now everybody knows
I've got the magic in me
When I hit the flow the girls come
Snappin' at me
Now everybody wants some presto
Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
I got the magic in me
These tricks that I'll attempt
Will blow your mind
Pick a verse, any verse
I'll hypnotize you with every line
I'll need a volunteer
How about you, with the eyes?
Come on down to the front
And stand right here and don't be shy
I'll have you time-travellin'
Have your mind babblin'
People tryin' to inherit the skill
So they asking me
Even David Blaine had to go
And take some classes
And I see Mindfreak like
What's up man, what's happenin'?
So come one, come all
And see the show tonight
Prepare to be astounded
No Ghost or Poltergeist
You know I'm no Pinocchio
I've never told a lie
So call me Mr. Magic Man
I float on Cloud Nine
I've got the magic in me
(I got the magic, baby)
Every time I touch that track it
Turns into gold
(Yes it turns to gold)
Everybody knows
I've got the magic in me
(I got the magic, baby)
When I hit the flow the girls come
Snappin' at me
(They be snappin' baby)
Now everybody wants some presto
Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
I got the magic in me
Well, take a journey into my mind
You'll see why it's venom I rhyme
Stay on the road
So I call my mama when I got time
I hit the stage, go insane
Then jump into that crowd
See, see, when I rhyme
I flow on the beat like pidda-dow-dow
See I deceive you with my
Intergalactic ether
I sing just like Aretha
So respect me like I'm Caesar
I kick it like Adidas
Flowin' sticky like adhesive
Be cautious, 'cause what I be on
Will leave you with amnesia
I break all the rules
Like Evel Knievel
It's a spectacular show
'Cause my heart pumps diesel
So whatever you saying
It don't entertain my ego
I do this everyday
Hocus pocus is my styl-o
I got the magic in me
(I got the magic, baby)
Every time I touch that track it
Turns into gold
(Yes it turns to gold)
Everybody knows
I've got the magic in me
(I got the magic, baby)
When I hit the flow the girls come
Snappin' at me
(They be snappin' baby)
Now everybody wants some presto
Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
Magic, magic, magic
I got the magic in me
After the song which had the prissy party ponies staring at me like I was a ghost
Okay why is it whenever something happens I get looks but when I do soothing great I get angered looks
They all just blinked
"Alright I am done"
I took the iPod and the speakers and put them back into my bag and left I grabbed my head phones then I saw prince blue blood acting like a douche so I walked over and said
"Hello"
He was so scared that he ran into a door and knocked himself out I died of laughter but I was tired so I left and I flew off but I did not realize that I had left the city limits and saw something in the distance Appaloosa but I did not care I then crashed into an invisible wall then I decided to land hmm interesting I changed into my human form and changed my eyes to thermal and saw a huge castle and ponies so I walked through the main doors it and into the throne room and walked into a door behind the thrones I then saw a mirror and touched it hmm my hand phased through it I told Kyle Jeremy and Celestia telepathically
'I found something interesting but I need to know if I go through it how long will it be before I can return'
30 days (going by Luna's moons) (besides if anyone is going first it is me and trust me I will make this interesting)
"Ahh" I screamed as I went through a vortex and crashed in front of a timid mare
"Eek!" She squeaked cutely
"Hello"
"Hi" she said then I saw she was crying
"Why are you crying?" I asked
"Because no one wants to help at the animal shelter."
"I will help" I said
"You will!" She said enthusiastically
"Why not I love animals when is it?
"Sunday" she said
"Okay what am I and what is your name"
"You are a human and I am Fluttershy"
"Cool"
"Um what are those? She asked pointing to my two katana blades
"Oh crud I forgot to leave these at home" "I got to go see you later" I said
As I walked away and into the streets of this world I saw many people who looked familiar then I saw something that I haven't seen in a while an electric Gibson Les Paul guitar I checked the price and saw they used regular money well I hope that my money changed I saw I had a back pack I swung it around and put it down and put my hand in it still had the magic enhancement on it I took out a wallet it had 100,000 dollars in cash in it "Holy Hell" I said quietly
Then put it back and went in and asked
How much is it for the Les Paul?
He turned and I could tell he was going rack up the price
"$3,000"
Really I said if you wanted to trick me it would have been smarter not to put the price of the object down the aisle behind me so idiot how much does it really cost I said
Alright it cost $2,000 but if you want it tuned then it is $2,100
I paid him $2,100 and he tuned it I also bought an amp that was $500 and it was about as big as a microwave (it came with the cables and a battery powered mini amp)
He gave me the guitar in a case and I walked as soon as I was out of site I put it in my backpack and walked to find myself a house when I saw a for sale sign it was weird the house was a small two story with 1 bedroom 1 bathroom a full sized kitchen and living room also a TV It costs about 10 thousand in cash which I say was a good deal I called up the agent and gave her the full amount. She said thanks and left and I moved in and I played my guitar it was a sad song (Lucy by skillet)
Hey Lucy, I remember your name
I left a dozen roses on your grave today
I'm in the grass on my knees, wipe the leaves away
I just came to talk for a while
I got some things I need to say
[Chorus:]
Now that it's over
I just want to hold her
I'd give up all the world to see
That little piece of heaven looking back at me
Now that it's over
I just want to hold her
I've got to live with the choices I made
And I can't live with myself today
Hey Lucy, I remembered your birthday
They said it'd bring some closure to say your name
I know I'd do it all different if I had the chance
But all I got are these roses to give
And they can't help me make amends
[Chorus]
Here we are, now you're in my arms
I never wanted anything so bad
Here we are, for a brand new start
Living the life that we could've had
Me and Lucy walking hand in hand
Me and Lucy never want to end
Just another moment in your eyes
I'll see you in another life
In heaven where we never say goodbye
Here we are, now you're in my arms
Here we are for a brand new start
Got to live with the choices I've made
And I can't live with myself today
Me and Lucy walking hand in hand
Me and Lucy never want to end
Got to live with the choices I've made -
Hey Lucy,… I remember your name
What I didn't realize was that someone came to the door until I heard give me your money I instantly put down the guitar and said
Get out or die where you stand I said
He then fired a shot at me and my demon summoned its shadows and caught the bullet the wannabe robber was terrified.
Shadow chains! I yelled
Chains popped out and nailed him to the floor I grabbed the wireless headset and called the police.
As I waited I played Bleed It out by Linkin Park
Yeah, here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is, you can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out, laid down there
With the shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out,
When they bring that chorus in
[Chorus]
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out!
[Verse 2]
Go, stop this show
Choppy words in that sloppy flow
Shotgun opera, Lock and Load
Cock it back and then watch it go
Mama help me, I've been cursed.
Death is rolling in every verse
Candy paint on his brand new hearse
can't contain him, he knows he works
Fuck, this hurts. I won't lie
Doesn't matter how hard I try
Half the words don't mean a thing
And I know that I won't be satisfied
So why, try ignoring him?
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
when I bring that chorus in.
[Chorus]
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out!
[Bridge]
I've opened up these scars!
I'll make you face this!
I've pulled myself so far!
I'll make you face this, now!
[Chorus]
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out
Digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out
I bleed it out
I bleed it out...
As I finished the police had arrived and were surprised to see a new face
"Hello" I said and waved to them
They waved back I snapped my fingers and the guy got up and was arrested they left and I locked the door and realized it was 8:00pm
As I laid down I wondered how my friends were doing
Pony world
"HE DID WHAT!"
"Don't fret my little ponies"
"Don't fret are you crazy" AJ said
"He just left because of these fuddy duddy "party" ponies" Pinkie said with her hair deflating
"Well can we at least see what he is doing?"
The princess then thought
"Sure why not" she said then concentrated and a crystal ball appeared
"They all looked and saw me sleeping" (that is creepy)
"Well at least he is okay" AJ said
Then they saw me start shaking like I was scared I started mumbling and saying things then I sat straight up
"Nooooooooooooo!" I screamed
Human pony world day 2 12:00am
I woke with a start it was about the pony world being destroyed and all my friends dying. I have had this dream for weeks and it has been annoying me.
"Hey Bob"
"Yeah?" He asked
"Do you give me visions?"
"Well no I can't affect your dreams anymore besides your body is better and I love it you can control me like no one could and besides I like you."
"Okay well since I am up time to train"
the back yard was big so I took out my sword started practicing once I was done I started with my knight knives when I was done I took my army boots out of my saddle bag they hid my knives so I put them in.
I checked the date Wednesday 18th time was 6:45am
"Well time for school" I said
I walked out the house and locked the door and walked to school.
As I did I saw a girl her hair looked like it was on fire and she had two kids that looked like Snips and Snails.
I walked over and said
"Hi I'm Lone what is your name" I asked like I did not care but had a hint of friendship
"Who do you think you are talk to sunset shimmer like that?"
"Like what?" I said
"What?" Snails said confused "I am warning you back off or-
"Or what you'll dumb me to death" "I tested a mop and a brain dead wolf and they have a higher IQ than you."
Sunset then looked at me and said
"Wow you are mean one"
"Nope I just use my logic to tell the truth."
She looked at me weird as I walked away
Then I walked away and into the school and straight to the principle office.
I knocked on the door
"Come in "said a Voice
"Hello" I said "I am new here and I need my schedule"
"Okay here you go she said handing me a schedule I was in all honor classes except for forensics (Block schedule 4 blocks 80 minutes each A and B days switch your eight classes)
Hmm weird I thought as I headed to my first class honors American history II
As I listened the teacher called on me and asked Lone was it what was the reason for the First World War
"Well the reason was because of the murders of the king and his family of Austria-Hungarneigh" (hungar-neigh, Hungary)
"Wow I thought you weren't paying attention"
"Well I am smarter than I look"
"Oh really" said the teacher Well why did Equestria (America) enter the Second World War.
"Well we entered because of the Attack on Pearl Harbor in Hawaineigh (ha-why-neigh, Hawaii) and our first attack was when we all did D-Day together with the British, Free France, Canada, Poland, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, the Netherlands, Belgium, Czechoslovakia, and Greece. We attacked the Normandy beaches code named Juno, Gold, Utah, Omaha, and Sword and we fought Germaneneigh and won. It was a major turning point in the war
The teacher then opened but closed his mouth
Then he said well what-
"Beach took the most causalities?" "Omaha beach because we weren't expecting such heavy resistance on the beaches because the men thought the bombers took them out" "Also three of the four MG nests were destroyed by the brilliant work of Lone and Jeremy of the Army rangers."
"H-how did you know who did it that is for the AP classes"
"If I told you you wouldn't believe me"
*ring* we all left the classroom and I heard everyone was talking about the dance so I went to the gym and wanted to check it out and I saw a pink girl who looked like Pinkie and a tall guy who looked like Big Mac then I saw a girl who looked like AJ but as I walked in I was nearly stampeded by the Pink girl
"HELLOYOUMUSTBENEWHEREMYNAMEISPINKIEPIEWHATISYOURS" she said like the hyperactive pink pony that I knew in Ponyville
"Hi Pinkie Pie I am Lone "
"HI" she said
Then I walked away before she could ask any more questions
I walked over to AJ and said
"Well howdy" in a perfect southern drawl
"Howdy she said back "My name is Apple Jack but you can call me AJ and over there is Big Macintosh but he prefers Big Mac"
"Okay but what is that?" "I asked pointing to the bottles that looked like the old Coke bottles from earth"
"Well this here is Fizzy Apple Cider"
So I looked at it picked it up took one of my knives out and popped the cap off and put it back and started drinking it
"Wow this is great I said"
But AJ had her mouth wide open and was staring at me like I was crazy
"What?" I asked
"How do you have those?"
"What my knives"
"Yes those are locked in a case in the museum from a pony from WWII"
"Well- I started but Pinkie interrupted by saying
"He is really a human who was turned into a pony and came to this world to see how it was and is now going to stay here for a month and possibly save us from bad people and other things"
"Wait how did you know?" I asked
"Just a hunch" she said
"Well you are correct and I need to find Rainbow Dash"
"Why would you want to find-?
"I want to join the soccer team"
"Oh okay she is probably on the soccer field now"
"Thanks" I said and I ran outside and saw the rainbow haired girl
"Hi" I said she looked at me and said "hi and what do you want"
"I would like to join the soccer team." "Well I am a good goalie" I said as I had my demon put on goalie gloves
"Well let's see about that" she hit the soccer ball she had towards the goal but I caught it and threw it out she kicked it again this time I punched it out and then she kicked another which I dived and blocked she just looked astounded
"Wow you are a really good goalie we could win the tournament if you join the team"
"Okay when is our first game"
"Saturday at 10:00am be here 9:45am"
I nodded and said "Yes coach"
And I left and was about to go into the school when I heard
"Get off me"
"You know you want it baby"
I ran around the corner to find a Man holding a teenager that looked familiar but I couldn't tell who then he went to rip her clothes
"Hey asshole" I said angrily
He turned towards me and said
"What'
"I think you should take your hands off her before I kick your ass"
"Oh really you and what army"
"An army ha I will show you a one man army" I said as I changed form my clothes switched to torn up WWII army ranger gear then I took my Knight Knives out of my shoes and said you really want to fight
He was scared
"Do you know who I am now" "I am Darkhearted and I am a War Pony."
He ran off scared out of his mind and I changed back to normal and put the knives back in my shoes. The person that I saved ran up to me and said
"Oh my god thank you that guy was stalking me for weeks and now thanks to you he wont dare do it again." "Um who are you?"
"My name is Lone and you are welcome um who are you"
"I am Lupe"
"Ahh that means wolf in Latin"
"Wow" she said a little disappointed
"Hey it was a compliment I love the name and besides that mean you are fierce but loyal to your friends so you will all ways have someone to help you"
*ring*
"What class do you have now I asked Forensics I checked and I realized I had it so we both ran and got there right on time"
"Hello" said the teacher
"Hi" the whole class including me said
"Hi" she said to me "and you are"
"Lone" I responded
"Well take a seat"
"Okay"
"Today we will be learning about spatter" "who would like to test how spatter works"
"My hand shot up"
"Mr. Lone your new are you sure"
"Yes very sure"
"Okay do you need anything like a knife?" she said handing me a blood packet as I walked to the paper laid out for this assignment.
"No" I said pulling my knight knives out of my shoes and made the fake blood splatter on the sheets of paper set up
"Whoa you did that fast"
"I then flicked my knives spattering more fake blood on to the paper"
We spent the whole class measuring and how the angle affects trajectory and many other things
Then it was lunch
I am going to leave you here with a cliffhanger
Small Q
Q: what would you do if Lone showed up to your school in human form what would you say and how would you greet him
Leave your answer in the review also review this chapter and tell me if you liked it or not I love the reviews thank you readers