"Important vocab and notes needed to pass the exams. Nope, don't need this!" A phonebook-looking stack of papers crashed through the Random Brigade's hideout's window, landing squarely on an old man's face.

"Yeah, who cares about good grades for college?" Laguz shrugged.

"Let's play video games instead!" Liza cheered.

And so they did. They played Call of Duty that they illegally imported to the Wii, and killed each other on it. The end.

Of the Wii, at least.

KA BLAMMO!

"Aw shizzle!" Kyo cried. Their group Wii was smoking (literally) and melted into a heap of plastic and metal.

"Shiitake mushrooms!" Laguz growled.

"Shirt!"

"Any word that replaces shi-"

"NO, BAD MOMO" Laguz slapped Momo. Momo went into the Emo corner.

"Now that we destroyed our source of entertainment, what now?" Liza whined.

"Well, I know what I'm gonna do," Kyo declared, "I'm gonna go annoy the h out of Dedede just for the fun of it. Care to join me?"

"YES!" "ITZ ON LIKE A SOCK"

Everyone stared at Liza. "What? I'm recycling phrases. Save the planet, y'know?"

~o~

Dedede was sitting on his throne. "I want another demon beast," he grumbled.

"But sire, you've been cut off from Holy Nightmare's services until the bill's paid," his assistant, Escargon, pointed out.

"But I'm booooooored!" the king whined.

"Want some help with that?" they turned toward the source of the voice- four girls donning the Powerpuff Girls Z costume in their respective colors (Laguz- Red, Momo- Orange, Liza- Purple, Kyo-Blue). They were plenty taller than Dedede or Escargon, but did that stop them? Nooooo, of course not.

"Who're you?" Dedede demanded to know.

"Random style, Random grace, Random power in your face!" Kyo quoted, replacing "Mew Mew" with "Random". It's got the same number of syllables, y'know? "We're the Random Brigade, and we're here to ruin your day!" they all struck a pose.

"They must be demon beasts sent by Holy Nightmare to collect our debt!" Escargon gasped.

"Kuso! I'll just have to eliminate them!" Dedede swung his mallet at them, only to have it eaten by Liza.

She jumped into the air, donning several different weapons, before settling on a hammer with a red star on each end. "That is Hammer Liza," Kyo noticed, suddenly wearing a replica of Meta Knight's cape and mask.

"What's going on here? !" Escargon screamed, only to have his eye stalk grabbed by his king.

"Get us out of here, now!" Dedede leapt onto his throne, still holding his lackey, and disappeared through the floor.

"After him, girls!" Laguz pointed where the king had disappeared.

Dedede ran through the halls. The Random Brigade ran through the halls. Dedede ran through the kitchen. The Random Brigade ran through the kitchen. Dedede ran over Meta Knight. The Random Brigade ran over Meta Knight (except for Kyo, who squealed, grabbed him, and continued running). Dedede jumped out the window and landed in the moat. The Random Brigade jumped out the window and landed in the moat. Dedede SUPER DEDEDE JUMP-ed into the volcano and somehow lived. The Random Brigade laughed at his misfortune. Dedede ran back to the throne room. So did the Random Brigade.

"Why are you following me? !" Dedede screamed.

"We already told you. We're going to ruin your day," Momo pointed out.

Liza pulled on a near-invisible thread hanging from the ceiling, and several tons of cream landed on the king and his assistant. "Gyah ha ha!" he laughed, "Do you really think that giving me food is punishment? !"

Laguz smirked. "Taste it and see," she sneered.

The king did... and nearly threw up. "W-what is this?"

Kyo pulled out a video tape and put it in the TV extruding from the wall (where the slot is, I don't know).

~o~

Kyo waved. "Welcome to Cooking with Kyo and Liza!" there was applause. "Today's dish is Mystery Mush! The first thing you do is start with a base. Flour will do."She added flour. "Doesn't matter how much. Next, you have to add more dry ingredients!" She threw in granola, powdered faux tortoise shells and cedar chips. "Your turn, Liza!"

Liza stepped up. "And now, you add poorly chopped slices of cucumbers! Are you really good at chopping them? TOO BAD. Next, you throw in five pieces of candy, preferably grape or cherry flavored. Then pour in 5 2-liter bottles of any soda -or sodas- of your choice! Next, Kyo?"

Kyo got out a huge blender. "After the soda is added in, put the mixer in and turn it up to high instantly!" she turned on the blender, and the batter splashed literally everywhere, covering nearly everything. "Oh, well. It doesn't matter! Well, next you add a piece of Lindor Chocolate Truffles. White chocolate ONLY. After that's done, powder a sock -preferably worn for several days by a sweaty man- and mix that in! Liza? What's next?"

Liza grinned. "Well, Kyo, now we have to add this extremely important house key that I will regret mixing into this because I will get locked out of my own home! And then, we add 5 gallons of hot sauce, 1 bottle of bubbles, and some perfume! ...this is a biiiiiiig bowl. Next, Kyo?"

"Throw a piggy bank in there for the heck of it!" she threw a totally evil piggy bank in. "Next we will take Mechanical Oven's Wii!" she tossed the console in. It sparks and dies. "...whoops. Oh well! Pour ketchup all over it! Mix well with a whisk..." somehow Kyo managed to whip the machine parts into a pulp. "Then add hot chocolate! Next, Liza?"

"Next, we add this old dusty Christmas stocking that's been on my desk for a year! Then, we add this Justin Bieber poster! Nothing like the taste of destroying 12-year-old girls' dreams of owning this poster, right? Then we add Zeldamaster456's computer!" she grinned evilly as somebody in the crowd cried. "What's next, Kyo?'"

Kyo scratched the back of her head. "Maaaaaaaybe we should add more food... Let's put in marinara sauce! And salsa!" she did so, throwing in the entire jar (jar included). "Next, we mix bleach and ammonia into it!" the audience fainted from the chemical reaction. "...Whoops. Let's adds some sugar! In goes three bags worth! What goes in next, Liza?"

"Let's add in this box of expired Lucky Charms! Shoes are edible, right?" she threw in her old gym shoes. "Next, we add a volcano!" Liza had a huge smile on her face as they somehow fit a whole, active volcano into the bowl. "And now, some grapes!" she poured in oranges instead. Peel and all.

"Glass eyeball!" Kyo cried, "Then... an Olympic Medal! Wait, this isn't an Olympic Medal... it's a Luigpoint! Oh, well." she tossed the incredibly rare point in. "We have room for a few more ingredients each."

"Okay, then! We add in my old MP3 players that are filled with music that I now hate!" she put one pink and one black MP3 player in. "Then, we add in some Hershey's dark chocolate! Sure, I hate dark chocolate, but it'll work out. And now we add in all my old Neopets plushies that I extremely regret having!" she threw about 20-something plushies in.

Kyo poured the entire thing into a gigantic blender and blended it. Somehow the blender didn't break. She then poured the mixture into a new bowl. "Final touch..." she put ice cream, shredded cheese, a few fake eyeballs, and gummy worms on top. "And there you have it! Kyo and Liza's Mystery Mush! Who wants to try it?"

"Almost-everything-smoke. Don't breathe this."

"Will it Blend reference!"

"OH MY GOD YES HIGH-FIVE."

~o~

Dedede and Escargon looked like they were going to throw up. They did.

"Hey! We worked hard on that, getting everything right!" Liza yelled, mashing them with her mallet.

"You actually followed a recipe? !" Escargon cried.

"Nope!" the two cooks cried in unison.

The two evil people fainted.

"...well, that was a waste of a perfectly good Mystery Mush," Laguz grumbled.

"Wanna mix it up again and save it for next time?" Momo suggested.

"Nah, we'll just make Mystery Meat instead."

Chefs everywhere died from the sheer horror.

Hey, Liza! Remember the Cooking Show that we actually had? XD