AN: Thanks to all my lovey reviewers!!! I feel so happy when I see the reviews!!! Anywho, on with it! Btw, THE NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK ROCKS!!!! Lol. Just thought I'd mention that. ;) As did the Movie!!! IT WAS PERFECT!!! BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!!!! THANK YOU CHRIS!!!! Lol.
Jasper: Hey
Kiki: Uh, Hi Jasper where's Em?
Jasper: Oh, he's plotting revenge so he sent me instead.
Kiki: Okayyyyy
Jasper: And 2 remind u to do the disclaimer
Kiki: Oh, right, I don't own Twilight Saga; alllll belongs to Stephine Meyer, the great.
Jasper: Hmmm…
Kiki: Don't even think about making me hyper Jasper, the results won't be pretty
Jasper: *evil grin*
Kiki: CANDY!!!!!!! (runs off screaming)
Jasper: Well what do u know, she was right….not a pretty sight at all…who knew someone that small could fit so many Reese's mini cups in her mouth….
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Chapter 10
Emmettisadeadman has logged on (Edward)
Emisnolongermybro has logged on (Bella)
SandyWolfguy has logged on (Seth)
SilverStreak has logged on (Leah)
SilverStreak- Okayyyy what did I miss last night? What did the big guy do 2u 2?
Emmettisadeadman- He bobby trapped our favorite meadow and turned to cinders to top it alllll off we got caught in the trap
Emisnolongermybro- Yeah….
SandyWolfguy- not a pretty sight
PixieGirlVampireofthefuture has logged on
Emisnolongermybro- AND YOU!
PixieGirlVampireofthefuture- What?
Emisnolongermybro- YOU knew that Emmett did that and we were going to get blown up! Didn't even warn us!
PixieGirlVampireofthefuture- Sorry. But you were wearing a realllly horrible shirt!
SilverStreak- You risked ur sis's life over a shirt?
PixieGirlVampireofthefuture- oh please over dramatized much. I knew you would survive just not the shirt. Pu-lezzzz I'm not heartless
Emmettisadeadman- *sigh* Though in the end I can't say I was torn up over the shirt…
Emisnolongermybro- ditto *giggles*
SilverStreak- urgh, please just ate none of that talk please
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom has logged on
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom – heeheee
SilverStreak- okayyyy really Jake?
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- What? My imprint sayz I'm hotter than some brit dude, I'm happy so there.
Emmettisadeadman- *snort* yeah, but she had 2 think about it didn't she?
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- so, as long as she came to said conclusion doesn't matter
SandyWolfguy- dude 4 hrs though?
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- don't burst my bubble Seth or else I will force u 2 watch 4 hours worth of Dora the explorer
SandyWolfguy- shutting.
EmmetttheGreat has logged on with his jar of dirt
JazzMan has logged on
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom: Oh look, it's a dead vamp
EmmetttheGreat: :P whatever I am still a great pirate captain
Emmettisadeadman/ Emisnolongermybro- *glares*
EmmetttheGreat- Okay look, you're both alive and got some hot love in to boot, would u 2 get over it?!
Emisnolongermybro- Whatever, u still destroyed our poor meadow! (may it R.I.P w/ Esme's Garden)
Emmettisadeadman- No kid, what is w/ u and plants em?
JazzMan- Yeah, fine but all I want to know is WHY DO U STILL HAVE THE JAR OF DIRT!? Edward, would u pleeeeaze tell me?!
EmmetttheGreat- NO DON'T-
Emmettisadeadman- *evil grin* Do u realllly wanna know Jazz?
Jazzman- YES! It's been buggin' me all night after u tried 2 kill em, I didn't get a chance 2 ask so yes.
Emmettisadeadman- Okay, you really want 2 know?
JazzMan- yes! I just told u yes!
EmmetttheGreat- heeeheee
Emmettisadeadman- don't be 2 happy Em, Bella and I stole
EmmetttheGreat- *GASP*NOOO MY TEDDY POO!
Emisnolongermybro- mwhahahahaa
JazzMan- Nice, but Come on I WANNA KNOW WHY JAR OF DIRT!
Emmettisadeanman- ARE U SURE?
JazzMan- YES DANG IT YES!!!
PixieGirlVampireofthefuture: Edward!
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- oh for the love of La Push, tells the dude already!
SandyWolfguy- Yeah and besides, I wanna know.
SilverStreak- Seriously stop torturing the ma…er vamp. I'm not even that ruthless
Everybody: ….
SilverStreak: Okay, maybe I am but I now wanna know why
EmmetttheGreat- NO DON"T
Emisnolongermybro- (waves around )
EmmetttheGreat- Mr. snuggles…..
Emmettisadeadman- okay the reason he has a jar of dirt is-
MikeNeWTON has logged on
Everyone- OH FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY!!!!
MikeNeWTON- Hi Bella!
Emisnolongermybro - oh, uh hi Mike
MikeNeWTON- What's up everybody?
JazzMan- danggg ittttttt
JazzMan has logged off
MikeNeWTON- What's wrong with him?
PixieGirlVampireofthefuture- sigh…he just suffered a big disappointment…
PixieGirlVampireofthefuture has logged off
MikeNeWTON- Alrighty then. So Edward, Bella what have u2 been up 2?
Emmettisadeadman- Ah nothing really. (Catches Mr. snuggles from Bella and is holding it out of Em's reach) Just hanging out enjoying life that sort of thing
MikeNeWTON- cool. Ditto. Me and Jessica just hangin' out in CA. How's Alaska
Emisnolongermybro- Cold. Edward u'd better go and see what Jazz is whining about
Emmettisadeadman- oh for the love of pete
Emmettisadeadman has logged off
MikeNeWTON – okay. So nothing new to report?
Emmettisnolongermybro- NO not really
CutelittleAngel has logged on
CutelittleAngel : Hey Mommy, Uncle Jasper is going on about how Uncle Em is being a meanie and wants u to put him in his place and Uncle Em is threatening to destroy daddy's car if he doesn't give back
MikeNeWTON- O_O
Emmettisnolongermybro- Uhhh, right I'll be there in a sec honey
CuteLittleAngel-Oaky dokey
CuteLittleAngel has logged off
MikeNeWTON- Mommy?!
Emmettisnolongermybro- Um , yeah u see Edward's real brother just died so we're looking after his daughter u see and she really has takin' a shine to us. :P
MikeNeWTON-ohhhh okay. Gotcha wow though must get crowded over there
Emmettisnolongermybro- (watching Jasper and Edward play keep away with Mr. Snuggles while Emmett is cursing them out) You could say that look Mike I have to go and play peace maker talk 2 u later ((Like maybe never…..(bella thinks))
MikeNeWTON- Okay bye!
MikeNeWTON has logged off
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- *mutters* nut job
Emmettisnolongermybro- Phew! Why couldn't it been Angela…HEY COME ON GUYS GIVE BACK !!! WHY IS IT I HAVE TO PLAY PARNET WHEN CARLISE AND ESME AREN"T AROUND!!??
JazzMan has logged on
EmmetttheGreat has logged on
Emmettisadeadman has logged on
JazzMan- I will give back the kidnapped bear when Em tells me about the jar of dirt
EmmetttheGreat- Give it back and maybe I will let u live
Emmettisadeadman- I'm just having fun *shrugs*
Emmettisnolongermybro-Okay really guys REALLY?
All three: yep.
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom/ SandyWolfguy- LOL
SilverStreak- Men, just really big babies
Alltheguys: HEY!
*Emmett glares then jumps Edward and runs off yelling MY TEDDY!!!!*
EmmetttheGreat has logged off
Emmettisadeadman: Dannnng ittttt Jasper!
JazzMan: Right! *uses power to make Emmett Slow*
Jazzman and Emmettisadeadman have logged off
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- hmm…never seen a vamp give someone the finger before nice
SilverStreak: Fastest draw I've ever seen lol
CutelittleAngel has logged on
CutelitteAngel: Mom, what is with them?
Emmettisnolongermybro- It's their Y chromosome it makes them…CARLISE!?
SilverStreak_ AHAHAHA, didn't know the doc could be as immature as the rest of them
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- Dang were is popcorn when I need some?
SandyWolfguy- Ta da
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- Nice one little minion
SilverStreak- yeah bro you may make a good servent yet
SandyWolfguy- Whatever. Uh, didn't know Carlise had such a good strangle hold he's got Em good.
Emmettisnolongermybro- Okay that's it someone is going to have to be the grown up around here!
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- *munch munch* Yeah, good luck w/ that bells
CutelitteAngel: Go get them mom! Lol
Emmettisnolongermybro- Rightttt
Emmettisnolongermybro has logged off
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- Heehee this should be….
BANG!
Everyone: ooooooo
CutelittleAngel: Is all the guys in trouble
SilverStreak- understatement of the year kid
SandyWolfguy_ and it's only going to get better the other Cullen women are home!
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom- Sweet, minion go get more popcorn
SandyWolfguy- No way you get it
SilverStreak- go now or else I take all your auto magazines and burn them before you can even see the cover
SandyWolfguy: *glares* meanie fine. I don't wanna be near them anyway those glares could kill them again…
SandyWolfguy has logged off
SilverStreak: Hmm, kid got point, Kitchen?
ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom and CutelittleAngel: Kitchen
SilverStreak, ImHotterthanOrlandoBloom, CutelittleAngel have logged off
AN: Not one of my funniest chapters I ran into writer's block. Lol. I promise Next chapter the jar of dirt will be explained lol.
AN2: I AM SOOOOO SORRY! I wrote this ages ago but ran to problems with the next chapter so I am working on catching up with the holidays! Sorry folks more coming soon!