Sonic Failures
Series Fail
Sonic broke the Smash Ball as it appeared, his body glowing. "Oh, shit," Snake said.
"Heh heh," Sonic chuckled. "Now you're screwed." He held his arms in front of him and then threw them to his sides. "Kaio-Ken!"
"What the hell? Wrong series, you fucking moron!" Snake yelled at Sonic.
Meanwhile…
A man in an orange outfit with black hair looked into the sky. "Something wrong, Goku," a green man asked, two antenna on his forehead, a black jumpsuit on his body.
"I don't know, Piccolo. But for some reason, I feel like beating up a talking blue hedgehog…"
"…You on something?"
Taunt Fail
"Pick it up!" Sonic exclaimed, spinning on his backside.
"Oh, for the luvva…Shut up already!" Snake said.
"Pick it up!" Sonic did it once more before slipping on a random banana peel and Snake heard something crack. "MY ARM!"
"Wow…just, wow…" Snake took out a PDA, tapping on the keyboard. "Thank DK later," he said as he finished typing.
Spin Dash Fail
"Get ready, Snake," Sonic said, curling up and began to spin at high speeds. "Cause here I come!" He shot off at Snake, who jumped out of the way. Sonic collided with a wall, stopping.
"Ha. Missed," Snake said.
"You fucking….uh….uh-oh."
"What?"
"I'm stuck…"
"You're what?"
"Stuck." Sonic tried to pull himself out of the wall, but couldn't. "Yep, I'm stuck."
"Good job, Sonic."
"Oh, shut it."
Sorry this took a while. I've been occupied with one of my other stories.