Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers they belong to Hasbro I only own my character.

A few months later……

Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Ring, ring.

Slag it! Pick up your phone child!

"In this farewell, there's no blood, there's no alibi, from the truth, of a thousand lies, so let mercy come and wash away-"

"Ello?"

"This is your midday wake up call and I am asking politely that you get OUT OF YOUR SLAGGING POOR EXCUSE OF A RECHARGE BERTH AND GO TO WORK!!!!!"

"Work? Midday wake up call? Sorry sir but I think you have the wrong number because I don't live in a hotel and I didn't order a wake up call."

"Jem. If you do not get up I will rip your house a new sunlight and I will personally dress you and place you in the coffee shop behind that poor excuse of technology that you call a till."

"Do I know you? Or are you apart of one of my many freaky dreams?"

"Primus helps us youngling. If you don't know me maybe we should get your head examined. Now get up shorty."

"Shorty?! Who the hell are you taking to the Primus forsaken glitch head? I'll get Hatchet to rip your cannons apart and turn them into many, many toasters! So how do you like those apples Hide?!"

"It's a quarter to one."

"I'M LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?????"

"I DID!!!! SO DON'T BE BLAMING THIS ON ME KID!!!"

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

The glitch head hung up on me. Idiot.

Honestly he waits until I'm nearly late to get me up it's a miracle that I haven't been fired from that place yet. Even though I'm always late leaving the house Ironhide some how manages to get me there on time. Must be one of those alien robot car thingys.

Right I've got everything I think I just have to say bye to the family and we are off.

"Bye Mum, Dad, Seth and Sam!"

"Bye!"

Wait Sam? What is he doing in my living room?

"Sam? What are you doing here?"

"Can't I visit my favourite person in the whole wide world?"

Ha he is a comedian.

"Kaela wasn't staying over last night so what are you really after?"

"Don't be like that. I just wanted to remind you about our camping trip tonight, are you still up for it?"

Camping trip? I thought we were going out of town with the Autobots because…..

"Of course I am I wouldn't miss it for the world."

"Hunny you're late."

"Shit!"

"Don't curse in my house young lady!"

Mum is going to chew off my ear when I get home but K have more important thing to worry about like the fact that I totally forgot about the camping trip and forgot to tell my work about it, I'm going to have to do some serious sucking up with Mark to get the time off.

It's weird how fast that I've gotten used to having Hide about I really can't remember what it was like without him, I guess it just feels natural having a walking, talking toaster ship you about all day long.

"You forgot didn't you kid?"

"Yea I did Ironhide no need to rub it in."

"I wasn't going to. I just want to make sure that you have the items that you will be needing for the weekend and if not I will have Mikaela pick them up for you."

Sometimes Hide can be soooo sweet then others times he can be a thorn in my side especially when it comes to me dating.

"Oh right I'll make a list when I get a chance to go into the store room and txt u it, just please whatever you do today just don't do another disappearing act Mark still thinks that a ghost is haunting you after that stunt last week."

"I did not think that he freak out like that I just went around the block a few times to stretch out a few kinks. But I promise no disappearing acts. And if I remember correctly it was you that suggested that I might be haunted."

"Oh was it opps. Thank you anyway."

"You are welcome shorty."

Few. We got here with 10 minutes to spare a new record. Now I better go do some sucking up with Mark.

Bang.

I always fall out of him I swear to god I must be shrinking these days instead of growing.

Wait he called me shorty.

"Wait till we get home you over sized rust bucket!!! I'm going to make sure that Ratchet turns you in to a toaster for calling me shorty!!!!!!!!"

I am now getting weird stares from people in the car park. Well duh you're shouting at an empty truck Jem people are going to stare at you.

Just close the door (more like pretend to close the door) and walk like a sane person into the coffee shop. I've got to stop doing that because one of these days the men in white coats are going to take me away. Hahahahahaha like Ironhide would let them that would be funny to watch.

"Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Laughing at something you car said Jemma?"

"Emmm maybe. Can I ask for a big favour Mark?"

Bat the eyelids; bat the eyelids it always works.

"Hmm what kind of favour?"

"I forgot that I have a camping trip planned this weekend and I need the weekend off kind of favour."

Silence. Oh man he's just staring at me like I've grown three extra heads. I haven't have I? I mean living with giant toasters might have an abnormal effect on your biological makeup right? But it can't be that bad?

"Well if you really want it off then I guess I can give you it but its un paid and when you come back you have to do 4 night shifts for me okay?"

"Yes! Of course thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou."

"It's not like I had a choice is it? I mean you would have just phoned in sick wouldn't you?"

"Of course not."

Damn can he read minds too?

"Well anyway get to work missy we have stood long enough talking."

"Sir yes sir!"

Back home

Hehehehehehehehehehe I can't wait! This is going to be the best weekend ever! I have never been camping but Sam and Kaela said its fun and that they will show me how to put a tent up properly and how to cook over and open fire and and soooo much more that I can't remember because I'm just soooo happy to be getting away from everything.

I feel like a giddy six year old going to school for the first time.

"Jem? Are you here?"

"Yea Mum I'm in my room."

Here comes the safety talk oh boy.

"Jem are you sure you have everything?"

"Yea Mum I'm sure because you have re-packed my bag four times already."

"I'm just worried about you that's all. I just want to make sure that you will be okay and take every precaution that you can."

"Mum I've already told you and so has Judy they have been there hundreds of times and its private property that their friend owns so now one else is going to be there."

"Okay okay I get it I'm being over protective I just worry, especially with that truck of yours."

Oh shit does she know? This is the last thing I need right now please oh please don't do this to me now.

"What do you mean?"

"It stares. Can't you feel it?"

"Naw Mum your just being paranoid that's all."

I'm going to kill Ironhide I knew she could tell something was up.

"Well have fun and don't get separated for goodness sake and check your sleeping bag for snakes."

"I will Mum don't worry."

At the look out point

"All ready to go Sam?"

"Yea give me a minute Jem. Need to use the tree for a moment."

"We didn't need to know that hunny."

Ohh feel the burn Sam, she was well disgusted by that remark. The score is Sam 1 Kaela 0. Yea I'm keeping count its what I do because all week these two have been needing a fight other wise it's not going to be fun for any of us, human or bot alike. And to think it all started over a stupid sock well to be technical a really smelly one of Sam's.

"Hey where is Miles?"

Silence

"Did anyone remember to go pick him up?"

I take it that's the reason why every one is avoiding my gaze. Opps so I wonder who is going to go get him.

"Dude that wasn't funny."

"We didn't forget you on purpose man it just happened."

"Yea right whatever man I don't care because do you know why?"

"Why?"

"Because I get to spend the entire weekend with Jem."

"Oh lucky me."

Yuck. Honestly does he think that I can't hear him? He is soo not sharing a tent with me and I don't care if he has to sleep outside in the rain.

I hope it rains hehehehehe.

"Can we get going children or are you going to continue to fight?"

"Sorry Optimus. He's right we better be going before we loose more time."

Hah Sam 1 Mikaela 1.

On the road

"Hey Hide can you let me talk to Bee and that?"

"Give me a minute kiddo."

Click

"Hey guys can you hear me?"

"Yea what's up?"

"I was just thinking isn't this the perfect way to kick start the summer? I mean we're going for a road trip to the middle of no where with our best friends that are aliens to boot I mean what isn't cool about that."

"Damn straight this is going to be the best summer ever dude!"

Miles as always the over enthusiastic person that he is.

I've tuned them out now my thoughts drifting to the summer ahead of us I mean what could go possible wrong on this trip?

A/N: Hey guys :) The polt begins hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe now can anyone guess what this camping trip is all about? Hmmmm I wonder if anyone can guess. ANy way a big thank you to all that read and to roudyredd an extra special thank you who has reviewed nearly every chapter so far so a big round of appluase *claps* This is a big deal for me putting this chapter up I mean I didn't think that I would get this far I mean 10 chapters already and I'm just getting started I feel so proud of myself :D anyway this one might be the last one for a wee while because my college work is catching up on me so what will happen will happen people so ttyl :D