HASHIRAMA POV
"Everyone is to follow my every order, there will be no room for mistake or you will cost not only your team mates lives, but the life of the village as well." I said to my small group of very skilled shinobi. We were not going to attack head on. We were going to set traps close enough to blow the hideout of the Kuromaho.
As much as I'd rather talk this out, I knew that the Kuromaho wanted the world to be at war again, they made that pretty clear.
Our squad consisted of 10 shinobi, Madara and I included.
The plan was that, if Konoha fails to cause at the very least, large damage to the Kuromaho and their numbers, than the other villages were going to take matters into their own hands.
That was the last thing we wanted.
The world would be hectic and just what the Kuromaho wanted it to be.
"This will be a long journey, but if all goes well, it will be worth it." I told my teammates, smiling at the sky as the thought of coming home with great news that horrible war was no longer threatening cheering us as we walk down the streets, people asking us-
"Quit staring at the sky and get moving, you idiot..." Madara spoke with his arms crossed.
Way to ruin my fantasy that soon will be reality...
Jerk...
We started our way to where the Kuromaho were hiding. Their hide out just so happened to be near Kirigakure, not in Kirigakure but near it. They were hiding deep out in a rather large rain forest with their village.
"Are you sure leaving Tobirama alone to run the village while you are gone is a good idea?" Madara asked walking next to me.
"Of course! The only danger the village would be in if Tobirama ran it, is if Izuna and him were in the same room for more than 10 minutes!" It would be perfect because Tobirama and Izuna try to stay away from each other as much as they can.
"Hn... Unlikely that they will even pass each other since Izuna will be running the Uchiha until my return." Madara said.
"See Madara! Nothing to worry about! I bet right now they are just minding their own business far away from each other." I assured my best friend.
KONOHA
IZUNA POV
"No."
"You don't have a choice Uchiha." Tobirama said.
"Yes I do. And my choice is no." I said.
This idiot was annoying. He thinks that just because he gets to sit in Hashirama's spiny chair, than he gets to order me around.
Me? Izuna Uchiha? Get ordered around by this Senju?
Never.
I'd much rather throw myself out of the window.
"Hashirama left me in charge of the village and everyone in it, including you Uchiha. So do what I tell you." Tobirama sighed.
He sighed. Him. What the hell did he have to sigh about?
"I was left to take care of a clan. Incase you didn't hear." I growled at him.
"I did hear, but I can look after them while you do you assigned duty." My enemy said, not at all trying to hide his smirk.
"I am not going to stand at the entrance gates of Konoha to open the gates for people who wish to enter or leave Konoha." I glared at him, fisting my hand in annoyance.
Tobirama was asking to get pummeled.
"As you know, Konoha was threatened by the Kuromaho clan. You are aware that Kumogakure was attacked inside the village because they hadn't bothered to check every person who walked into the village thoroughly." Tobirama unnecessarily told me.
I knew what was in the report. I knew how to read.
"I don't see why you need me to do it other than the fact you want to piss me off." I heard him scoff and saw him lift his head to look at me.
"We can't have just anyone guarding the gates. We are at lock down so we need to have skilled eyes analyzing every person trying to walk in or out of the village. Which is why I also have a Hyuga guarding the gates as well. We need someone who is able to see through any facade." He said annoyed.
"Just make them strip their clothes off and jump up and down." I said.
"Har har har you little brat." He sneered at me.
"Look you snowball, I don't have time to stand at a gate all day, I have places to be and people to see." I heard him give a sarcastic laugh at what I said.
"Yeah right, I know you hate socializing you messed up bat." We glared at each other for a while before I turned around walking out the door. "I'll have Itsuka do it if you so desperately need an Uchiha."
"Che...just make sure she arrives to help at the gate soon." He called as I closed the doors.
Surely he didn't think I would do such a time taking job.
I was in the Uchiha compound and was just ready to lay freely in my home, but I first had to tell Itsuka her job.
Since the villages were created, more and more woman became ninjas. I envied that this time couldn't have come sooner. It wasnt getting any easier hiding our genders, and I would love to come out freely with the truth, but than, both Madara and I would be looked on as traitors for lying to the clan our whole lives, and we would also be seen as shameful. We probably would be stripped of our positions in the clan.
As stupid as that may sound, I could picture that happening.
I looked ahead to clear my thoughts and saw Itsuka just up ahead, sitting outside her and her brothers house.
She was a very skilled ninja, even by Uchiha standards. She knew how to kill silently and was amazingly skilled with almost any weapon you throw at her. Her personality was much like her kills, silent yet sharp. An ideal friend in my opinion. I would hang out with her more, but since I disguise myself as a guy, it would just be weird.
She was one of the few female ninjas, but when she first joined our clan in battle, she immediately got shunned, that is until she proved herself by single handily killing a group of enemy ninjas with sheer ease.
She also was the younger sister of Hikaku and older sister of Suisuke.
"Itsuka." I called her as I walked up to her. I got the standard "Hn" as a greeting.
"I need you to keep guard of the gate."
"Why must it be me, have someone prone to uselessness do it." She said blankly.
"I would, but that white gorilla would have a hissy fit."
"Hn. That idiot needs to get a hobby that doesn't consist of having a stick wedged up there, if you know what I mean." I laughed at her comment on Tobirama. She just might be the only other person who speaks illy of the Senju brothers out loud in the open.
Yes, she would have made an excellent friend.
"Do it for today than try and pin it on one of your other brothers. You should head to the gates now, a Hyuga will be guarding with you." I told her.
"Che... Just what I need, a headache."
She said as she got up to leave, I quickly left as well.
I walked into my house and switched clothes.
I got side tracked on my way home though.
I can't tell you how many times guys have came up to me, asking to go to the sauna.
Yeah, like hell I was gonna spend my evening naked with a bunch of sweaty disgusting guys who have no shame walking around completely naked.
Gross.
I sighed as I fell on my bed.
Being a guy was some tough work for a girl.
MADARA POV
It had been a little over a 3 weeks but we had finally felt it was the right timing to set off the traps. We had to keep a close eye on them and watch their daily schedules so we knew the perfect time to set off the traps. Right now it seemed like everyone was off to bed, no source of light was in their village.
"The traps have already been set so all we have to do is, set them off, and head to our camp. It would be far to dangerous to have some inspect while the traps are going off. So everyone is to move quickly on my command. I will not have anyone, dragging this mission off course. Am I understood." We all nodded our heads to what Hashirama said.
I had to admit, Hashirama was far more appealing to me when he was serious and acting like how a Hokage should be acting.
"Everyone be on your guard. I am going to set off the traps now." And not a moment later, Hashirama cut a wire that immediately set off the first bomb, and that bomb set off the others.
Though we were far from the Kuromaho, we could still feel the shaking of the explosions.
"Now lets move out, if there is any survivor, he would be caught in our traps." Hashirama said, as we bagan to leave the scene and head back to camp.
If a Kuromaho manages to evade the traps than he would most likely get caught in a trap outside of the destruction going on. If we are lucky than we trap one and take him into Konohad custody. If we're not so lucky, either we get none or the other villages would fight over who gets custody over him. But right now, we can only hope our traps work, and a very large if not all the Kuromaho are gone.
By the time we had arrived to our camp, everyone was exhausted yet happy that they had completed the mission. It won't be long until we can return home.
"What the hell are you doing?" So here I am, ready to go in my tent and sleep the rest of the night away, only to be stopped by a bunch of guys, walking around naked, or with only towels around their waists.
"We're gonna go to the lake for a night dip. Come join us." Said one of my teammates, standing with his hands on his hips completely naked.
'My biggest nightmare' I thought as I tried to get to my sleeping bag.
"No thanks..." I said.
"Oh come on Madara! Don't be shy, we're all guys here!" Hashirama boomed. He had some decency and put a towel around his waist.
"I just want to go to sleep." I said, speaking with my eyes closed.
"Ahhhh! Is the big bad Madara a prude!?" All 9 of the other men started screaming and shoving me.
I did not appreciate that.
"Leave me alone!" I hissed, with my eyes still closed. I walked towards my sleeping bag and sat on it.
The men seemed to get the point, and left the tent, ready to go for their 'midnight dip.'
All except for one.
"Don't worry buddy, I'll stay here so you won't be lonely." Hashirama said sitting next to me.
Great. Just what I need. An almost naked Hashirama sitting next to me.
Damn you life...
"So what do you want to do?" Hashirama asked, sitting cross legged.
For the love of-
"Hashirama just go. I know you want to go night swimming." I said.
Hashirama looked shocked.
"W-what! I'd much rather sit here in the quiet with you!" I know he just wanted to be a good friend, but I wanted to sleep.
"Just go Hashirama. I am heading off to bed." What do I have to do to get some sleep?
"How about we play a game of wood sculpting! I'll summon us some wood to sculpt!" Hashirama exclaimed.
Just as he was standing up, his towel became lose.
I quickly dove my head under my blanket.
"HASHIRAMA!" I hissed out loudly.
I might have been one of the most strongest shinobi to ever walk, but I was still a woman.
"Whoops." I heard him say.
"Come on Madara. We all have the same body parts." He joked with me.
"For the sake of not only my vision but your life as well, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
I heard a roar of laughter along with Hashirama's footsteps running out the tent.
"GHAHA! PRUDE! PRUDE! GHAHA!" He screamed running towards the lake.
It's times like these that make me wonder why I wasn't chosen as Hokage...
NEXT MORNING
We carefully walked towards where the Kuromaho were placed. We saw that there was nothing left. Just a burnt up village. A couple of our men began to bring out corpses. Though they were the enemy, we still had the humanity to bury them.
"This could have been avoided if they weren't trying to disrupt the peace..." Hashirama came to stand next to me.
"Hn... Could it really have been avoided? Knowing the greedy people out there, they probably would have waged war to obtain the secrets of their clan." It wouldn't have been the first clan. There were many clans who have been killed off for trying to keep their powers secret from the enemies. There was even a clan who killed themselves off because they couldn't handle the rising numbers of enemies trying to steal their secrets.
"While our men are burying these people, lets go check if any survivors were caught in our traps." Hashirama said, turning to leave the disturbing sight. I followed after him.
They brought this on to themselves... They were no victims...
TOBIRAMA POV
"I can't watch over the gate with this she-devil breathing down my neck!"
It was far too early in the morning to deal with this.
"I refuse to work with this sorry excuse of a shinobi." Itsuka said, completely ignoring Ryuu Hyuga's glare.
I turned my glare at Izuna who was sitting on one of the chairs, enjoying my annoyance.
Ever since I gave them the task to watch over the gates of Konoha, they always came at ridiculous times in the morning to complain about each other.
And it wasn't just them. Every time an Uchiha had a problem, Izuna always sent them to bother me. He knew I had other things to deal with since Hashirama would rather be out and about instead of in a room with paperwork that needed to be filled out.
My brother was an idiot...
"How much longer do you need us guarding the gate? I don't think I can stand this beast right next to me any longer." Ryuu said pointing to Itsuka.
"I hope it's not long. I'd hate to make this loser cry." Itsuka said.
I quickly cut them off before they annoyed me any further.
"You will guard the gates until the return of the Hokage and he chooses otherwise. I am sure I tell you this every time you barge through that door." I hissed out.
"Now leave. Do not bother me again." I watched as they left, and how the woman Uchiha pushed the Hyuga into the door causing him to curse.
I sighed and looked to my next problem.
"What the hell do you want?" I growled at Izuna's smirking face.
"Well I want you obliterated, but since I can't have that, I'll just tell you that the Kuromaho mission was a success. They wiped out the village."
Izuna spoke.
"Wait. How did you get this information before me?" I asked. That was important information that should have headed to the Hokage tower.
"I saw a bird heading to enter this room so I grabbed it and read its scroll." He said as if he hadn't just committed a a felony.
"If the mission was a success, than they should be here in a few days." I said to no one really.
"Yeah, way to state the obvious." Izunas voice rang.
"Just shut up and and leave. And quit reading scrolls that aren't ment for you!" I sneered at him.
I heard the famous 'Hn' from him.
"Don't tell me what to do." Izuna said getting off the couch and leaving.
This kid gives me major headaches.
HASHIRAMA POV
"He's very small..." Madara whispered.
"He's a child ..." I whispered back.
.
Right now we were staring at a small red headed boy who was bound against a tree, caught in one of our traps.
He stared back at us with tired eyes. None spoke a word for a while before I decided to break the silance.
"Are you... apart of the Kuromaho clan?" I asked. I waited for him to reply but he stayed silent. He only turned his head.
Though he didn't reply, I knew he was. He looked as if he escaped an explosion.
"What is your name." Madara asked harshly.
I was gonna tell him to calm down, and that this was just a child, but a blank voice spoke.
"Why must you know my name?" The boy asked. He looked no older than 12.
"Would you prefer to be tourchered until you give us your name." Madara said to the boy.
"Madara ease yourself, this is just a child." I said trying to catch Madara's eyes.
"Do not let his looks deceive you. He is far older than he looks." Madara spoke, this time glaring at the kid.
I had no idea on what he was talking about. The kid looked like he was 12!
The young kid looked up at us, his red hair nearly covering his brown eyes.
He spoke in a smooth voice. And told us his name.
"My name is Asagi Kuromaho."
I FINALLY GOT THIS DONE! SCORE ONE FOR MAYOMAY! Oh and my oc Asagi has a role to play in the story, mainly because he's a captured Kuromaho but whatever! im tired right now so imma go sleep. oh yeah i also have some ideas on other stories that consist of Hashirama x Fem!Madara(just 2 others). I have a couple chapters written on my phone for those stories but i was gonna wait until i finished 'More Shocking Than Lightning' let me know i you want me to post the first chapters of my other 2 stories or have me wait till this ones over.
anyway, G-night