Chapter 10
SnarkMan was in the middle of the hottest kiss with SnarkGirl he could ever remember, when suddenly everything began to go dark.
He could no longer see the Mud Pit room or any of his guests. Wombat was no longer there, and neither was James, CatCuddy, or the Ghetto Gangsta.
Oddly enough… he could still feel the kiss though.
&&&&&
House opened his eyes to reveal the interior of Exam Room 2. It had all been a dream! Well, of course it had. I mean, there's no such thing as SnarkMan.
And no wonder the kiss was the last sensation of the dream to disappear. Nurse Katie was standing right over him with a goofy grin on her face. House knew exactly what that meant. He quickly wiped his lips off.
"Ugh!" he groaned. "Katie! What the hell was that for?"
Katie bashfully shrugged. "I tried shaking you, I tried talking to you, and you just wouldn't wake up."
"Maybe I didn't want to wake up," said House as he stated the obvious.
"Why wouldn't you want to be woken up?" asked Katie curiously. After all, Cuddy could have caught him in there.
"I was having a really good dream," said House.
Katie grinned. "Was I in it?!"
House rolled his eyes. "I said it was really good, not really annoying."
Katie frowned and left the room.
As House watched Katie leave the room, he noticed that his portable TV was still on; however Batman appeared to be over considering the end credits were rolling….
SnarkMan!
SnarkMan!
SnarkMan!
SnarkMan!
SnarkMan!
SnarkMan!
SnarkMan!
SnarkMan!
SnarkMan!
SnarkMan!
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
SnarkMan!
FIN!
