Chapter 10

"My boyfriend is gay!"

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Serena was home, but she was not alone. She was in bed, with her boyfriend. The pleasure he was making her feel was too intense to the point she started giggling.

Dan seemed to be putting in extra work to satisfy her, and she didn't mind. After lovemaking, he'd slid down her body and under the covers to, "remind himself why he liked the vagina so much."

Serena didn't know what had gotten into him, but she never wanted it to end. It was about then that her phone had rung.

Dan had told her to answer it, saying he was never going to stop doing what he was doing, and she might as well get used to living her life with him between her legs.

Serena thought it was insane, but she had picked up her phone.

"You let that comic book get to you." Serena giggled while responding to Blair's statement, and hated herself, because she knew this conversation was serious.

"It's not the comic book. It's for real."

"Blair, listen to me." Serena moved the phone from her face. She was losing control of her voice and didn't want to moan in Blair's ear. She used her other hand to push Dan's face off of her.

Dan slid up her body and like a puppy started licking her face.

Serena laughed, and then focused on Blair. "Chuck is totally straight. There's no way he likes guys."

Dan's tongue went dry at that moment.

Serena bristled at the sensation. "Ouch Dan," She said.

"Dan's there?"

"Um, yeah. We're doing a crossword puzzle."

"He was out with Chuck last night when Chuck was supposed to be with me. I was going to let Chuck touch me again, but instead he decides to go out with Nate and Dan."

Serena turned her head towards Dan. "What happened with Chuck last night?"

"Chuck?" Dan got out of the bed and knelt down to pick up his pants.

"What are you doing? We're not through," Serena raised her voice so Blair would be sure to hear, "with this crossword puzzle."

"I'm all out of words." Dan yelled. "I have to go home and buy some vowels. I'll talk to you later."

Serena spoke into her phone. "Dan is acting weird. The guys probably went to a strip club or something like that. I'll find out."

She moved the phone from her face as Dan was walking out of her bedroom door. "Dan, if you leave you won't get to do this crossword puzzle for a very long time!"

Dan stopped walking. Serena smiled. She knew he hadn't totally lost his mind. "Come here and tell me what happened."

Dan turned around and stared at her blankly.

"Did Chuck tell you guys he was supposed to be with Blair last night?"

"Yeah, he mentioned that," Dan said.

"And?" Serena lifted the covers so Dan would get back in her bed.

Dan didn't move. "He had things with other people he wanted to try."

"Like what?" Serena said, growing impatient with Dan's reluctance.

"Like dick." Dan whispered so Serena could barely hear him.

Serena had no idea what Dan was talking about. Chuck probably had all kinds of friends no one else knew. "Dan's says Chuck had some friend named Dick over," she said to Blair on the phone, then she yelled at Dan, "Speak up!"

She turned back to Blair on the phone, "Do you know this Dick person?"

"No!" Dan's eyes bugged out. "He wanted to know if he liked vagina more," Dan said way louder than he should have.

Confusion. Doubt. Disbelief. Understanding. Serena went through a range of emotional responses. She gave Dan her most shocked expression, then stared at her phone.

Her hand started to shake as she held it, and she began to freak out. "Oh my God! Whose?!" She raised her phone back to her face. "Blair, I have to call you back later!"