PFAN & KLAN: WE'RE BACK!! we know you missed us

Some random person: Ummm, yeah, no... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHERE'D THEY GET PAINTBALL GUNS!?

PFAN: Hmmmmm... How could we have gotten paintball guns? oh yeah... THE PAINTBALL COURSE RIGHT NEXT TO US!?

KLAN: Shhhh, her aunty is visiting!

PFAN: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!

KLAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I meant aunty Pokahinie!

PFAN: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...

VORAN: O.o

KLAN: MICKEY MOUSE ON CRACK!!

PFAN: MOVING ON!!

KLAN: Any questions? Complaints? ((She fills her hopper))

The poor cast of Evo: No!

Evan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

KLAN: Oops?

Evan: That wa-OOOOOWWW!

PFAN: Whoopsie daisy!

KLAN:YAY TIMMY!

PME: Huh?

PFAN: That's my gun's name

KLAN: Lets get on with the tortu-story!

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Part 2

(KLAN: DUNANANANANANANANNANANANANANA SPIDERPIG!)

(Pyro: Sheila, that woz random even for you)

(KLAN: Awwwww, thats so sweet!)

(PFAN: Stop crushing and lets get on with it)

(KLAN: Jacob just gave up on Bella and came to you)

(PF Drools)

(VOR pulls out her paintball gun)

Previously on X-men Evolution: LALALALA! LALALALA! ELMO'S WORLD! LALALALA ELMO'S WORLD! HE LOVES HIS GOLDFISH HIS CRAYONS TOO! THATS ELMO'S WORLD!Ooops, wrong channel... Okay I think this is it: Oh crud! Where is that stupid channel?! (KLAN: Ooooooooooooooh Spiderman! Penny ca...) (PFAN: NO! ONE CROSSOVER IS ENOUGH!!) (KLAN: I was gonna ask for a cookie...) (PFAN:Oh...) (KLAN:C.S.I.!) Oh I give up! Just read the last chapter if you're lost!!

"Logan, i thought you prevented Sabertooth from following you here."

"I did, but he had some help." stares meaningfully at Evan.

Sabertooth begins attacking. Then the X-Men burst through the doors.

"Back off, this is my fight!"

"No, this is not the place for your private wars!"

They fight sabey for a while then he runs and wolvie chases him then Wolvie and the prof talk.

With Evan:

He bumps into Rogue, Kitty and Cassie arguing about the mix tape thingie.

"It's mine I bought it!"

"Well Ah need to pratice to!"

"Hey all ya'll ain't the only ones!"

"Hey girls can you stop arguing for a second and help?"

"Allright" they all answer in unison.

"But its gonna take a little improvising."

In the garage:

Hope turns her back to get more wax.

"Heycanweuseyourbike, thanks!" Cassie says before she, Rogue, and Kitty jump on with Evan following on his skateboard.

"I am so gonna kill you when you get back. If there is even a speck of dust on my baby when you bring her back, you are soooo dead."

In the Foyer:

"Just heading out to get a burger"

"No you ain't none of the students are leaving until I get my hands on that fuzzball!"

"Evan Kitty Cassie and Rogue are already gone. I'll come with you"

"No you won't"

They drive past Sabey hiding in plain sight but they still don't see him.

In the clearing thingie majig:

"Come on Rogue loosen up. Dance like Cassie or Kitty."

"Yeah rogue you look like a walking zombie."

"Hey, they have their moves and I have mine."

"Yes, but at least ours don't suck." Cassie said smiling then dodging a b!tchslap courtesy of rouge

"Come on Rogue. Why don't you shed a glove and give Cassie or Kitty a little tap."

"Like, No way"

"Just enough to rip their moves"

"Alright" Rogue then pulls off a glove, "Now just focus on those moves"

"Alright. Cassie said gulping

Rogue poked Cassie and shudered when she broke off, "Dude, that was frackin' weird. Awh mahn, am I talkin' like her?"

Cassie pointed and laughed, dodged another slap, then they all danced again, "Great great!" Now for the obligotory fight scene!

Sabertooth jumps out of the bushes and jumps on Cassie pining her to the ground, "You'll do you little brat"

Cassie smiled, "Dude, did you really think we didn't expect you?" she said as she kneed him in the leg and faded out before fading back in arms around his neck, "Wow this is allmost as fun as the bull at charlie's!" she laughed as he tried to get her off his back. He finaly succeded and she was thrown off into a thick patch of lambsear. "Youchie" she rubbed the back of her neck as got back up to fight again just as Wolvie popped out of the bushes.

"Hey runt." Sabertooth said smirking then falling forwards as Rogue touched him

"Awh, Ah just shaved mah legs last night!"

Now for Evan's Vid!!!

(Penny's DVD player's busted so give us some credit)

"Hey I'm Evan Daniels and this Vid's about my life in Bayville, it's a little calmer than things in NYC but I like it here. Just like back home I have a sorta family. That's Scott, he's a pretty cool guy if not tense at times. That's Kurt," Kurt points the hose at Scott, "but he usualy takes care of that. There's Sapphire," said girl is currently hanging from a tree reading Twilight, "She's pretty new here to but she fits right in even though sometimes it's a bit hard to understand her." "EVAN! MY ENGLISH IS BETTER NOW SO PLEASE SHUT ZE HELL UP ABOUT IT!" "I'm trying to voice over my video I'll take it out later! There's my auntie O and my cousin Kris" They are sitting at the piano together playing Claire De Lune, "The Prof's a pretty cool guy, kinda like my new dad, that's Jean, she's got brains and looks. Now for the grand finalle, our three dancing queens!" the camera focuses on Kitty, Cassie, and Rogue. "And that my friends is my new life in Bayville!"

KLAN: You know the drill click Bo-

PFAN: Dez, the button's changed.

KLAN: It-it has?

PF nods

KLAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! MY LIF IS OVER!

PFAN: SEDATIVE!