enjoy x

10. Pervert

A.J smiled brightly as she headed towards her locker room. She gripped her title as she walked by Big Show 'cause he told her once that he'd go after her title and yank it right out from under her if she wasn't careful. She was tired and sweaty, she just needed to shower here and then freaking leave feeling partially clean. She made her way through the busy hallways saying to those that passed.

"A.J!"

She growled as she turned around to find an interviewer there. She said her hi's got into that "crazy A.J" thing the writers had her doing as the interviewers asked her about Kaitlyn and Dolph and even Big E. She answered as best she could and told them that Kaitlyn could try and try to win this back but that she was planning on keep it with her and not letting go. She went into telling them that she worked very hard for all this and that she wasn't going to let a two-toned haired diva get in her way.

The interviewer thanked her and she merely grinned and skipped off, once she was out of sight she sighed deeply and continued walking. She had wanted to stop by catering but she wasn't sure if she should or shouldn't. She sighed and decided she'd at least get more water because her throat felt super dry. Upon entering she saw Kaitlyn sitting there with Kelly and waved, A.J smiled and headed towards her.

"How'd it go?" Kaitlyn smirked, "I bet you like insulting me."

"Oh sip it," she laughed, "it sucks having to be a meanie."

"Eh," Kaitlyn shrugged, "payback for all those things you made me get in trouble for when we were kids."

A.J rolled her eyes, "oh whatever."

"So what are tonight's plans?" Kelly winked

"We take our men and head to the clubs," Kaitlyn smirked, "and you can bring along your man candy if you wish to."

"Dolph isn't my man candy, we're friends," she stressed

"Those kisses can't possibly be kisses given by friends," Kelly laughed, "you almost eat him, A.J!"

"Playing my part, since it convinces even you guys it must be working," she smirked

"She's right," Kaitlyn winked, "besides Punk is almost her boyfriend anyways."

A.J blushed furiously,"stop."

"That's true, they were making out last time he was here," Kelly giggled, "do you miss him? He's been taking a break for a whole three weeks."

"A little," she sighed, "but I'll see him soon, right?"

"Right?"

"Right!" Kelly smiled

"Besides," Kaitlyn smirked one again, "you've got Dolph."

"He's got me," A.J smirked, "totally different."

"Smug as ever, I see."

All three heads snapped up to see Big E and Dolph standing there with a grin, "so what's this about a club?"

"They go out every Monday night with their boyfriends," A.J explained, "apparently tonight is club night."

"Sounds fun, I'm in," Dolph smirked

"Hell yes!" Kaitlyn grinned, "take A.J as your date since she has no one."

"I'm sure Punk won't mind, right A.J?" Dolph chuckled

"I'm sure he won't," Kaitlyn answered for him

"Yay, A.J gets to come tonight after all!" Kelly squealed

"I think I'll pass," she laughed, "getting drunk with you three will be exhausting."

"I'll be the designated driver," Big E smirked

"Man," A.J huffed,"fine, only if Big E takes care of poor little more from the perverts."

"Gladly," he chuckled

4 Hours later and she regretted her decision, perhaps she needed to amp up her "no" so they'd listen to her next time and allow her to sleep. She was on her 7th drink and was nowhere near 'sane' as she wished to be. She blamed it on her stress but that probably wasn't it, she frowned and went for the 8th. She wanted whatever was digging at her mind to stop.

She wasn't sure what was going on, Kelly and Randy had left early after Kelly drank way too much and started going of on Kaitlyn who was tipsy since she could hold her liquor, Kelly told her to stop staring at her boyfriend or she'd knock her out and Kaitlyn only snorted and told her she wasn't interested in Randy. And when everyone thought Kelly would be satisfied with that she yelled at Kaitlyn for thinking Randy wasn't good enough for her. Randy then picked her up (since he didn't even touch the drinks) and took her with him over his shoulder, she screamed at him but no one paid her mind.

Kaitlyn was now trying to get Derrick to leave so she could sleep and he was being annoying saying he was hungry. She had no idea where Layla ran off to but she had some ideas (mostly because Cody wasn't around either). She sighed and looked at Dolph, he looked calm and in his right state of mind.

"Can we go?" she asked over the loud music

He chuckled, "let me go to the restroom and find Big E and we can."

She nodded and sat in her seat trying her best to not start a conversation with anyone or she'd end up saying stupid things. She waited for about 20 minutes until she decided Dolph must have gotten distracted and decided to go pee. She stumbled a bit and giggled as she headed to the restrooms.

Once she was in the more lighted hallways of where the restrooms were she held onto the wall so she wouldn't fall and when her hand was on the handle someone grabbed her from behind. She squeaked out in surprise.

"A pervert!" she screamed loudly

No one was around but she hoped someone heard that, she quickly turned around and came face to face with a man who was wearing a cap and his hood over it. She screamed again and he tried to keep her quiet. She however wouldn't have it as she aimed her small fist towards him, he caught it and the one she threw with her other hand. In a sense of desperation (or maybe it was the alcohol) she swung her leg and aimed it down there.

He cried out in pain and told her she was a "little bitch". She grinned and decided this called for the happy dance Johnny Curtis, or Fandango, or whatever he named himself now, showed her. But not before her drunk state took over and she fell, she snorted and burst out laughing not noticing the man who had recovered from the recent blow. He hoisted her up and she screamed again but this time when she kicked he moved away.

"You're going to get me in trouble, idiot," he yelled over her cries

"Help, Big E! It's a pervert!" she yelled, "a big fat pervert!"

The man who held her frowned at her words, "I'm not fa-"

And just like that he was quiet and off of her, she frowned and turned around quickly. There was Big E and Dolph looking at her with worried expressions, she looked down to the man who was groaning and rubbing his head on the floor saying all kinds of curses.

"Who is the pervert?" she demanded, "I want his identity so I can kill him."

Dolph sighed and took the hood and cap off the man, she gasped, "CM Punk is a pervert?"

Big E laughed and Dolph smirked, "whatcha' doing there, Phil?"

"I wanted to surprise her, I didn't know she was drunk and out of her fucking mind," he sighed deeply

"You're a big old pervert," she frowned, "how could you, I trusted you, pervert."

"I'm not a pervert," he sighed, "you just assumed I was, you idiot."

"I'm no idiot, I was trying to save myself from the pervert," she huffed puffing out her cheeks

"I'm not a pervert, I was trying to approach you like an almost-boyfriend would," he sighed

"Mean old Punk," she pouted hugging him tightly from her place on the floor

He sighed and hugged her back, "I missed you."

"Me too, pervert," she sniffed

"Next time just approach her like a normal person," Dolph sighed deeply

"Yeah I agree," Big E chuckled

"Fuck you guys."

First WWE based one, had a totally different ending than the one I wrote in my notebook but I'm content with this one (; Alright, thanks again guys! You're the best, now please review and see ya tomorrow for # 11!