Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches
Summary: Twelve of the most insane characters from around the universe compete to see who is the Master of Death Matches
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, TNA, CZW, IWA Mid South, BJW, WXW, Deathproof, or any wrestling company whatsoever. I also don't own Cartoon Network, Capcom, Mondo animation, FOX, Hasbro, Fresh TV, or any animation, anime, video game, TV, or internet companies as well, these and the wrestling companies are owned by their respected owners.
Rated M for ultraviolent wrestling violence, coarse language and sexual references.
Chapter 10: The Finals Are Here!
The ring was cleared of the debris once again. The bottom and top left corners had a pane of glass in it, the top and bottom right corners had a light tube board (with about six tubes on each board) in it, outside the ring was the Caribbean Spider Web between the top left and right corners, there was a pyramid with five light tube log cabins at ringside as well between the bottom left and right corners, plus there was multiple light tube bundles of various size in the ring as well, and the fans in the front row had to move several feet back for safety reasons due to explosives being involved in the match. Justin Roberts was in the middle of the ring with the referee Drake Wuertz (who was the ref for all the matches) standing near the bottom right corner also in the middle of the ring was the custom made trophy for the winner, the trophy was a sliver skull and crossbones (wrapped in barb wire) with a crown on top of the skull, the skull was attached to a steel column and that column was stuck to a square base that has Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches engraved on a bronze tag on the trophy base.
("Asiattacker" by Jim Johnston plays)
Kai enters out of the curtains still in his outfit from the last match, he had dried blood around his face as the fans were just booing the hell out of him. He slowly enters the ring as he just stands near the bottom left corner as his music lowered and the boos he was receiving died down.
(The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme plays)
The Angry Video Game Nerd enters out of the curtains still in his outfit from his last match, his clothes were stained with blood, and his face was covered in dried up blood. He was greeted by the fans singing his theme song again as he limped to the ring, he then enters the ring and stands near the top right corner as his music lowered and the cheers for him died down.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the finals of the Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches, it is a FMW Glass Explosion Death Match.
The fans went absolutely crazy because they were anticipated to see who will win this tournament, but they quiet down soon after.
Justin Roberts: Introducing first, from The Black Dragon Dojo, Kai Brewer.
Kai raised his fist in the air as the crowd gave him such loud boos, but the boos lowered down after a little while.
Justin Roberts: And his opponent, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, The Angry Video Game Nerd, James Rolfe.
He just stand in the corner as the fans gave him a huge ovation. Justin Roberts then exits the ring as the ref holds up the trophy and shows the trophy to both Kai and AVGN, then he raises it into the air and hands the trophy to one of the wrestling staff at ringside and then the ref signals the bell to be ring and the finals begin.
Thumbtack Jack: Well everyone, after eight brutal death matches, it has come to this.
Dean Ambrose: It is Kai Brewer vs. James Rolfe in our explosive finals.
The two men went face to face with each other, but Kai immediately called for back up as Ty and Frank came from the back and entered the ring.
Thumbtack Jack: Great, not this again we are not going to get a fair fight.
James tries to attack Kai, but he couldn't handle the three-on-one assault as the guys kept punching and kicking AVGN like he was an animal.
Dean Ambrose: This is enough, someone needs to teach these guys a little respect.
After what felt like minutes of torture, the audience cheered as they look at the entrance stage and a guy runs through the curtains, that guy was the nerd's right hand man, Mike Matei, who was carrying a light tube bundle with eight tubes in it.
Thumbtack Jack: Look at this, it's Mike Matei, he is here to help AVGN.
Mike enters the ring and was looking to strike Kai in the head, but when he swung Kai ducked and Mike nails Frank in the head instead, breaking the tubes apart and sending Frank down.
Dean Ambrose: Oh, Kai ducks and Frank gets hit in the head with that bundle.
Then, Kai and Ty then focus their attention on Mike as they start punch and stomp at him like crazy as well.
Thumbtack Jack: Great, now they are ganging up on Mike Matei, they don't care about anything other than themselves.
Then, the audience cheered again as they looked at the entrance way and out of the curtains came out Guitar Guy (the guy who sings the AVGN theme song) and he was carrying a light tube covered electric guitar.
Dean Ambrose: Here comes Guitar Guy, he wants to help out his friends in need.
He stands up on the ring apron and when Ty turns around, Guitar Guy hits him in the face with the guitar, breaking the tubes and sending him down.
Thumbtack Jack: Ty got smashed in the face with that light tube electric guitar.
Guitar Guy and Mike Matei then drag Ty and Frank out of the ring and lead them to the backstage area, therefore making it a one-on-one fight.
Dean Ambrose: Alright, now it is back to a fair fight again.
AVGN then gets up and turns Kai around, then he starts punching him in the face multiple times.
Thumbtack Jack: James is just punching Kai in the face, payback for what he has done in the tournament so far.
Then, AVGN knees Kai in the gut and drags him to the light tube board on the top right corner.
Dean Ambrose: The nerd drags him to that board, I think he might put him into it.
AVGN then tries to put him into the board, but Kai holds his hands on the ropes to avoid going into it.
Thumbtack Jack: Kai holds onto those ropes for safety.
Kai then elbows AVGN in the gut to break the hold, and then Kai tries for a clothesline but James ducks it and Kai nearly goes through it.
Dean Ambrose: Kai tries for a clothesline on the nerd, but he dodges it and Kai nearly lands through that light tube board.
Then, AVGN tackles Kai right through the board, breaking the board and the tubes in the process, not to mention setting off the explosives in that corner. The fans went insane for what they saw with "holy shit" chants.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh shit, Kai got tackled into that board and he just set off the first of four explosives.
AVGN then slowly pulls Kai out of the corner and goes for the pin.
1..2.., and kick out by Kai as James gets up and grabs a light tube bundle (filled with nine tubes) and throws in onto Kai's back, breaking it into pieces.
Dean Ambrose: Kai kicks out and AVGN throws that bundle onto Kai's back.
AVGN then grabs another bundle from the ring (with five tubes in it) and places on Kai's chest, then he double stomps the bundle onto Kai's chest, breaking it into pieces as the fans burst into cheers for that move.
Thumbtack Jack: Double stomp by James onto that bundle.
AVGN then grabs another bundle from the ring (with eleven tubes in it) and picks up Kai by the head.
Dean Ambrose: The nerd is still punishing Kai for what he has done.
But, Kai throws AVGN out of the ring with the bundle still in hand and landing near the commentator's table.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh, Kai just throws AVGN right near us.
Then, Kai exits the ring and yanks the bundle out of James' hand and was waiting for him to get up.
Dean Ambrose: Oh man, Kai is ready to strike back.
When James got back up, Kai swings the bundle right into AVGN's head, breaking it into pieces and landing right onto the commentator's table.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh, AVGN just got hit in the head with that bundle and lands right on top of our table.
Kai drops the bundle and grabs a chair from under the ring and places it on AVGN's chest, then Kai climbs up on the apron and up onto the top rope on the bottom right corner.
Dean Ambrose: Kai placed the chair onto the nerd's chest and Kai is climbing up to that top rope.
Kai then stands up on the top rope and launches off the top rope with an elbow drop onto the chest of the nerd, plus breaking the table as the fans chant "holy shit" and "that was awesome".
Thumbtack Jack: Oh my god, Kai just hits the elbow from the top rope and onto the nerd.
Dean Ambrose: And our table is completely destroyed, Kai is willing to do anything to win that trophy.
Kai then goes for the pin on the nerd at ringside.
1..2.., and kick out by AVGN as the fans went insane for that move, and AVGN's face was starting to bleed again from that bundle shot to the head.
Thumbtack Jack: Kick out by AVGN and his face is starting to bleed again.
Kai then picks up James by the head and drags him back into the ring.
Dean Ambrose: Looks like this fight is heading back into the ring.
Kai re-enters the ring and begins to stomp on AVGN's head to keep him down for the moment.
Thumbtack Jack: Kai is stomping on the nerd's head to try to keep him down.
Then, Kai grabs an eight foot light tube bundle from the ring (it had ten light tubes in it) and he places it on the pane of glass on the top left corner.
Dean Ambrose: Kai has put that light tube bundle onto that pane of glass.
Kai then sets AVGN on his feet and instead of whipping him into that corner he whipped towards the light tube board on the bottom right corner.
Thumbtack Jack: Kai is looking to whip AVGN into that board.
But Kai did not let go, instead he whips James towards the pane of glass and when Kai lets go, James flips right into that bundle and the pane of glass, smashing the objects into pieces as fans went crazy with "holy shit" chants.
Dean Ambrose: HOLY FUCK!
Kai then drags James out of the corner and goes for the pin.
1..2.., and kick out by AVGN as Kai was shocked that James kicked out and the fans went crazy seeing James continuing in the match.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh my god, James kick out of that pin, I can't believe he is still alive in this match.
Kai then grabs another light tube bundle from the ring (which had five tubes in it) and picks up the nerd back onto his feet.
Dean Ambrose: Kai has got James back on his feet and has that bundle in his hands.
Kai then whips AVGN towards the ropes between the bottom left and right corners and when he bounces off the ropes, Kai tries to hit James with the bundle but AVGN ducks the shot.
Thumbtack Jack: Kai whips AVGN into the ropes and tries to hit him with that bundle, but he misses.
When AVGN bounces off the ropes between the top left and right corners, Kai tries to swing again but AVGN ducks again.
Dean Ambrose: Kai tries again, and AVGN dodges it again.
James then turns around and kicks Kai in the stomach and grabs the bundle from his hand. Then, he hits Kai right in the head and smashing the bundle to pieces.
Thumbtack Jack: AVGN kicks Kai in the stomach and nails him with that light tube bundle.
AVGN drops the bundle and then tries to clothesline Kai out of the ring, but Kai reversed it and he back-body drop AVGN out of the ring. But AVGN was lucky enough to hang onto the ropes and avoids the Caribbean Spider Web.
Dean Ambrose: Oh god, AVGN avoids that spider web.
Thumbtack Jack: If he didn't grab those ropes, he would have been sent into that web.
AVGN regained his composure and stood up on the apron as the crowd gave a decent ovation because he didn't fall in.
Dean Ambrose: Well, I think AVGN should get in the ring before something bad happens.
But what James didn't know is that Kai grabs a bundle with thirteen tubes in it and waits for the nerd to turn around.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh god, James get back in the ring now.
When James turns around, Kai throws the bundle at James' face and smashing it into pieces.
Dean Ambrose: Oh crap, James got hit in the face with that bundle.
That bundle hit cause James to tip over and fall off the apron and into the spider web, setting off the explosives. The blast knocked Kai down as well as the fans chant "that was awesome" for that wild bump.
Thumbtack Jack: OH SHIT!
Dean Ambrose: Both AVGN and Kai are down after that brutal explosion.
Kai then was slowly crawling out of the ring (the wound on his head re-opened causing him to bleed again) and goes under the ring, and after a few seconds he pulls out two steel chairs.
Thumbtack Jack: Kai has got those steel chairs from under the ring.
He then re-enters the ring with chairs in hand. Then he unfolds the chairs and sets them a few feet apart and six feet away from the bottom right corner.
Dean Ambrose: Kai must have some ultraviolent plans for the nerd.
He then picks up the light tube board from the bottom right corner and places it on the seats of the chairs, then Kai grabs another light tube bundle from the ring (it had twenty-five tubes in it) and places it on the board.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh my god, look at bundle that Kai has and he puts it on that board.
Then, Kai sees the nerd getting up after removing the barb wire off his shirt and up on the ring apron.
Dean Ambrose: AVGN has gotten up after that bump and is on the apron.
Kai grabs AVGN by the head and drags him back into the ring and near the bottom right corner. Kai then lifts AVGN up on the top rope on the bottom right corner and Kai climbs up to the top rope as well.
Thumbtack Jack: Kai and AVGN are on the top rope, this is going to be bad.
Then, Kai tried for a superplex on AVGN, but James elbows him in the head, breaking the hold.
Dean Ambrose: Kai tried to go for a superplex, but it didn't work.
Then, he forced Kai to sit with him on the top rope as AVGN tried for a superplex of his own, but that was not what he was going to do.
Thumbtack Jack: James was trying to go for a superplex, but he must of changed his mind.
Instead, he hooks Kai's arm around his shoulders and hits a Spanish Fly off the top rope and right through the light tube board, breaking it in half and smashing all the tubes in the process. The fans went absolutely apeshit for that move with "that was awesome" chants.
Dean Ambrose: HOLY SHIT!
Thumbtack Jack: That has to be it.
AVGN then weakly goes for the pin.
1..2.., and kick out by Kai as James and the audience were in shocked that Kai was able to get up after that move.
Dean Ambrose: Kick out by Kai, he must not be human, no one could kick out of that move.
AVGN then slowly picks up Kai and leads him to the pane of glass on the bottom left corner.
Thumbtack Jack: I think AVGN is looking to put Kai into that pane.
But Kai gives him a low blow as AVGN looked like someone cut off his balls.
Dean Ambrose: Oh god, AVGN just got hit right in the nads.
Then, Kai gives him a tornado DDT off the ropes and right into the pane of glass, breaking it apart and setting off the explosives. The fans went insane with "holy shit" chants.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh my god, Kai hits a tornado DDT onto AVGN and they go through the pane of glass, setting off the explosives.
Dean Ambrose: But who got it worse?
After several seconds, Kai slowly dragged AVGN out of the corner and goes for the pin.
1..2.., and kick out by AVGN as the fans cheered that James was still in the match, while Kai was in pure shock.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh crap, James kicks out and the match is still going.
The fans started chanting "this is awesome", then Kai picks up AVGN and lifts him up for a powerbomb and he looks over at ringside, possibly to send James into that pyramid of log cabins.
Dean Ambrose: Kai is looking to put AVGN right into that pyramid of hell.
But, AVGN started to punch Kai in the head and after the sixth punch, he lands back on his feet and kicks Kai in the face.
Thumbtack Jack: The nerd punches Kai in the head, followed by a kick to the face of Kai Brewer.
Then AVGN picks up Kai in a gorilla press position and walks over towards the pyramid as the fans went insane for what will happen.
Dean Ambrose: Oh man, don't tell me that James is going to do this.
James then tosses Kai out of the ring and he lands right through the pyramid of log cabins, smashing it into pieces and setting off the last of the explosives. The blast send James onto his knees as the fans went ballistic for what they saw.
Thumbtack Jack: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Dean Ambrose: Kai just went through that pyramid of hell, he is done.
AVGN then grabs a bundle with eight tubes in it and places it in the middle of the ring, then he exits the ring and drags Kai back into the ring. Then, AVGN re-enters the ring after that.
Thumbtack Jack: I don't think AVGN is done yet.
Then, AVGN picks up Kai and gets him in a underhook position, then he hits a Tiger Bomb on Kai right into the bundle and breaking it into pieces as the fans went crazy.
Dean Ambrose: Tiger Bomb on Kai right through that light tube bundle.
Then, AVGN goes for the pin.
1..2..3 and the ref signals the bell to be ring and the match is over as everyone gave AVGN a thunderous pop because he won the tournament.
Thumbtack Jack: He did it! AVGN has won Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches!
Dean Ambrose: These fans are loving it.
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and The Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches, The Angry Video Game Nerd, James Rolfe!
The ref raises James' arm in the air as James was just bloodied after what he went through, but then James tosses Kai out of the ring as the fans keep chanting "AVGN" over and over again.
Thumbtack Jack: And James tosses Kai out of the ring like he is a pile of trash, and Kai totally deserves it.
Then, the nine other fighters came out of the curtains to congratulate James Rolfe (except for Dawn who was at the hospital getting treated for her injuries), along with Mike Matei and Guitar Guy.
Dean Ambrose: Look at the field coming out to show respect to the nerd.
Then, they see a bloodied Ty and a bloodied Frank carry Kai out of the ringside area and through the curtains and into the backstage area.
AVGN: (*shouting at the three guys*) Yeah, you better run you stupid fucks.
Then, Thumbtack Jack came out of the commentator's area and came into the ring with the trophy in hand.
Thumbtack Jack: AVGN, on behalf of everyone here tonight, I present you with this trophy.
Then, Thumbtack Jack hands James the trophy as the entire universe gave James a standing ovation for his performance.
Thumbtack Jack: Now before I hand the mic to James, I want to let all of you know that Dawn is going to be fine, the hospital says her injuries weren't as bad as they thought.
The audience breathe a sigh of relief since they were worried for her safety. Then, Thumbtack Jack hands James the microphone.
AVGN: When I first heard about this tournament I thought it was a joke that someone had made, but then I see it was true I was like, "what the fuck did I get myself into". I thought dealing with E.T: The Video Game was wild, then I see this clusterfuck they put on in Delaware, Tennessee, California, Japan, and everywhere else, I was like "I could handle it". I drop all the shit I had and prepared myself for whatever hell I was going into, and it paid off in the fucking end. When I got here, and saw who was in this thing, all I could think of is "this guy must want the most random competitors in this shitfest". But then, after seeing match after match, I see these people have what it takes to compete for something like this, so give everyone here the respect that they fucking deserve.
Then, the audience gave everyone who competed here today a standing ovation for their performances and sacrificing themselves for these fans. But after the cheers died down, James speaks again.
AVGN: From Action 52 to Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, from Desert Bus to everything in between, I have done it all. Now I can add another thing to my resume, The Fanfiction Master of the fucking Death Matches. I would want to thank my fucking friends, Mike Matei and Guitar Guy, my wife, April Rolfe, and most importantly, I want to thank every fucking fan that came and saw us beat the shit out of each other for your enjoyment, without you there wouldn't have been this tournament.
The fans gave out a huge pop chanting "this was awesome" over and over again. After several seconds, the message received sound was made throughout the arena as everyone was quiet throughout the arena because they never expected that to happen (oddly enough, the laptop wasn't there). Dean Ambrose then picks up another mic as he looked at his phone.
Dean Ambrose: Delaware, I have got a message from The Extreme Brony, for some strange reason.
The competitors looked at Dean with confusion because they did not know what was going on.
Dean Ambrose: It says here, "I see how many people like this new breed of Fanfiction Wrestling. So, in honor of this popular wrestling event, I'm announcing that this tournament will be coming back next year and making it an annual event. Also, like IWA Mid-South's King of the Death Matches and IWA Deep-South's Carnage Cup, this event will be over two days with sixteen competitors, and I'm announcing two of the fighters for next year's tourney."
The fans popped because the tournament was coming back next year, and even bigger than ever. Then, the audience quiet down as Dean Ambrose keep reading The Extreme Brony's message, while AVGN had this look of interest to see who will be in the tournament.
Dean Ambrose: "The first person in the tournament will be the defending champion, The Angry Video Game Nerd. The second person in the tournament will be facing AVGN in the first round. She is not only one of the most popular character in all of anime, she is also the most influential character in all of western culture. She is the leader of the Sailor Soldiers, yes I'm talking about, Sailor Moon!"
AVGN's jaw just dropped as the fans went ballistic that Sailor Moon and James Rolfe will face off in the first round of next year's tourney. AVGN look at the crowd to see Sailor Moon stare at James from the guardrail, it was going to be wild for sure.
Dean Ambrose: "Good luck, you are going to need it."
AVGN: Whatever, it is next year, so let's get this fucking party, put on the music and let's have a huge after-party.
Then his music plays as everyone in attendance (plus the competitors) all sang AVGN's theme song. Mike Matei and Guitar Guy then lifts James on their shoulders as James held the trophy in the air as the fans kept cheering for AVGN .
Thumbtack Jack: I can't believe it, this tournament will be an annual event, over two nights and with sixteen competitors fighting it out to see who is the Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches.
Dean Ambrose: I can't wait for next year, The Angry Video Game Nerd vs. Sailor Moon in the first round, it is going to be epic.
Thumbtack Jack: Well, that it is for us, from Newark, Delaware, I'm Thumbtack Jack.
Dean Ambrose: And I'm the Lunatic Fringe, Dean Ambrose, goodnight and see you next year.
The final shot was AVGN still on the shoulders of Mike Matei and Guitar Guy, celebrating his win as the cameras fade to black.
Then, the screen shows a skull and crossbones with a disclaimer above it. The male WWE narrator speaks.
Narrator: Warning, the moves in the show were done by trained characters. Do not try this home, it can cause serious injury, paralysis, or even death. It should only be viewed from the stands or from the comfort of your home, you have been warned.
Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches Results:
Round One:
1. Lumpy def. Frank West-Thumbtack Death Match
2. Homer Simpson def. Red Forman-Carpet Strips and Toothpick Weapons Death Match
3. Kai Brewer def. Amethyst-Fans Bring The Weapons Death Match
4. The Angry Video Game Nerd def. Duncan-Weapons of Mass Destruction Death Match
5. Sailor Mars def. Rangiku Matsumoto-Extreme Japanese Fetish Death Match
6. Sunset Shimmer def. Dawn-Light Tube Ropes and Home Run Derby Weapons Death Match
Semi-Finals:
7. Kai Brewer def. Lumpy and Sunset Shimmer-Barb Wire Madness Elimination Death Match
8. The Angry Video Game Nerd def. Homer Simpson and Sailor Mars-Fans Bring The Weapons Elimination Death Match
Finals:
9. The Angry Video Game Nerd def. Kai Brewer-FMW Glass Explosion Death Match
Well, I hope you enjoyed this historic Fanfic Wrestling event and don't ever try this at home, it is very dangerous and you could die from it.
Also, that announcement about a second tournament is completely true, I will be making another Fanfiction Master of the Death Matches and future FFMOTDM tournaments. The Angry Video Game Nerd will return to defend his crown, competing alongside Sailor Moon and fourteen other crazy characters from around the universe.
Also, I will be choosing competitors for the tournaments so don't get mad if a favorite is not in it.
Send me a P.M on predictions of who will be in the next tournament (if you send any characters from My Little Pony, they have to be in Equestria Girls movies, which means they have to be in human form. Also, they don't have to be crazy, they can be anyone from any fandom.) and/or ideas for match stipulations for the tournament. Also, keep an eye out on my forum for announcements on future competitors.
Leave me a review of what you think of the finals, also on who was the MVP of the tournament, the sickest moment of the event, and the best match of the event. I would like to thank UltimateWarriorFan4Ever for leaving me reviews after every chapter (he has been through every wild moment in this Fanfic Wrestling event, for coming up with some wild weapon ideas, and everything in between).
Until then, Moon, Prism, Power. (Man I miss saying that, really it has been years since I watch Sailor Moon.)