Babysitting BJDs
Kickers-ej
Disclaimer: Naruto and all other characters are not mine but I wish the dolls were (drools)
"All of you suck at babysitting!" Watch as Tsunade take extreme measures to ensure that her ninjas become high quality nannies, by babysitting enchanted ball-jointed dolls shaped after each other. Narusasu, GaaNeji, KibaShino.
Instalment 10: Growing up phase 9
Day 25
The large Uchiha police headquarters was buzzing with joy, the kids clambering onto their seat while waiting for their teacher.
"Ne, ne~ I want to be as strong as Narusuke. I heard he already went on a few B class missions!" Sasuna informed his friends. The past few days they rarely see Sasuna or Akira, the boys were busy training. And even though Tsunade had emphasized the fact that they were unable to take the chuunins exams, the kids find amusement in doing missions and beating up bad ninjas.
"Not as strong as Akira," Eiyuu snorted. They met a few days back, and like his father, Eiyuu had taken a liking to the emerald eyed boy. Shin was not impressed. He still thinks that Eiyuu was his. Fortunately, he spent most of his time with Nuzuki, seeing that their father were close.
"Narusuke can kick Akira's *ss!" Sasuna argued, shaking his tiny fist in Eiyuu's face. Eiyuu was his rival in the pretty department.
"Nuh uh! Akira owns Narusuke's *ss!"
"What does that mean?!"
"Akira said so!"
"Fight! Fight!" the other kids chanted, Wakari pushing Eiyuu from behind. Unfortunately for the kids, their teacher stepped in just the nick of time.
"Sasuna, your father won't be happy with this," the lazy drawl made Sasuna snapped his head with glee. It was his favourite sensei, Kakashi!
"Kakashi sensei!" Sasuna jumped from his place to hug his sensei.
"Maa, maa, Sasuna. Sit down so we can see how you go," the kids scattered to their seat while Kakashi called out one by one to test their skills.
--at the end of the day—
"Hmm, you kids still need to work on your chakra control," Kakashi nodded absentmindedly.
"But good job, Eiyuu. I think you're almost ready to take the final test," Eiyuu smiled smugly in Sasuna's face, while Sasuna grit his teeth in annoyance.
"And Wakari, seeing that you can't use chakra, you will be under Gai,"
"Yosh!"
"You kids are ready to go. Be sure to practice lots for your test tomorrow!" Kakashi waved the children goodbye, and disappeared in puff of smoke.
Sasuna rushed to the main house in hopes of finding Sasuke. The Uchiha was having a day off, and Itachi was there with his brother for some exercise. Sasuna ran in finding Itachi pinning Sasuke to the tatami floor, the young Uchiha blushing because he was out of breath. Seeing Sasuna, Sasuke immediately flipped out of Itachi's grasp.
"Sasuna?"
"Sasu-touchan! I need help in chakra control!" Sasuna latched himself onto the strong Uchiha. He buried himself into Sasuke's chest, while Sasuke patted the young Uzumaki.
"I'd love to help you train," nodding at Itachi's way, the younger Uchiha led Sasuna to their private training ground.
"Now...take a deep breath and close your eyes,"
"Hmm... it's really easy when you put it that way, Sasu-touchan! Thanks!" Sasuna giggled from his spot on the ground. Sasuke smirked at the young Uzumaki; it was fun training the boy. His Narusuke was a fast learner, and Itachi liked to butt into his training so much; he often wondered the percentage of his contribution to Narusuke's growth.
"I am glad I can help you," Sasuke dusted his pants and made his way into the Uchiha main house, Sasuna trailing merrily after him. He shooed the boy to take his bath while he prepared dinner. Narusuke will be back anytime now, and Naruto was on a mission.
He was slicing fish fillets for tempura when the quiet footsteps of his son echoed in the main entrance.
"Tadaima," Narusuke's polite greeting made the Uchiha smile, his son was an example he was proud of.
"Narusuke, okaeri-nasai. Go take a bath, Sasuna is upstairs as well. Make sure to give him a set of pj's," Sasuke ordered his son. Narusuke nodded in understanding and took the small glass of cool water from his dad.
"I'll go then," Narusuke rushed upstairs to meet Sasuna, Kakashi –sensei taught him a new game today~
Sasuke was stirring his soup when a crash was heard from upstairs.
"No~ Narusuke, it feels funny,"
"Just once, ne? Please~??"
"Okay..." the silence made Sasuke uncomfortable, he briefly toyed with the idea of checking on what the kids were doing.
But then again, they could take care of themselves. Continuing with his cooking, Sasuke whistled to himself as thumping began. A loud moan was heard sometime after that, and Sasuke cringed at the possibility of that sound. Someone, save him!
"Aaaahhnn~!" Oh god. He is gonna snap!
"Hey~ Sasuke-teme! Are the kids with you.." another moan chose to make itself heard and Naruto searched for an answer at Sasuke's face.
"Sasu..?"
"Hn," a blush flourished at the stoic avenger's face, making him irresistible.
"The kids..?"
"Hn," Sasuke looked at the other side, evading all eye contact.
A tackle sent the teme sprawling on the floor with an eager Naruto on top, stripping his shirt.
"Teme, take responsibilities,"
"Naruto! Dobe! Wait a minute!"
"Too late,"
"Unnhh..~"
"I've been waiting forever,"
"Uwaaah~"
When the kids headed downstairs, Sasuke was already at the dinner table, sweating and red in the face. Naruto was serving their dinner, looking non-chalant. Naruto did notice however the large amount of food Sasuke prepared. Far too much for 4.
Narusuke caught Naruto's eyes, and grinned while giving him a thumbs up. Naruto gave another back, Sasuke fumed at the side and Sasuna looked confused. Itachi was working extra hours tonight, so it was just the four of them.
Naruto couldn't be happier. If Itachi was here, he'd be fussing about Sasuke sitting in his lap. Damn pervert.
A knock to the house made Sasuke answer the front door. There stood Neji, Eiyuu, Gaara and Akira.
"Nice of you to make it,"
"Wouldn't miss it for the world," Neji purred. Sasuke blushed and looked irritated while Naruto hissed from his spot.
"Akira!" Sasuna exclaimed angrily.
"Narusuke," Akira greeted.
"Eiyuu," Narusuke waved.
"Sasuna," Eiyuu bowed. The parents looked at each other trying to guess the hidden meaning in those greetings. Gaara looked like he knew something and Neji took the opportunity to grope Sasuke's behind.
"Neji!" Sasuke scolded.
"Sasuke?" Naruto asked. He looked at Sasuke's hand to see it gripping his bum. He immediately growled and fisted Neji's collar.
"Naruto," Gaara reprimanded the dobe from hurting his boyfriend. Neji smirked when sand began to flood through the windows but calmed his other half down.
"Gaara," Neji's gentle tone made everyone calm down, and Naruto rubbed Sasuke's behind to erase all traces of finger prints. Sasuke blushed but said nothing to stop the dobe.
"Lee?"
"Gai-sensei?"
"LEE!!"
"GAI-SENSEI!!"
"Gawd dam it! Run somewhere else!" Naruto shouted out the window.
They resumed eating with Sasuna glaring at Akira, Akira gazing at Narusuke, Narusuke looking at his food and Eiyuu stealing some of the food. The parents chatted happily, Naruto being on edge with both Gaara and Neji looking lustfully at his boyfriend (no verbal agreement was said, but having sex must count for something).
"I am taking Neji with me to Sand after this mission, and I would be happy if you joined us Sasuke," Gaara invited the young Uchiha after their dinner. The kids were upstairs in Narusuke's room palying while the adults chose to have some tea.
"No way I am letting him be with you two!! What is you force a threesome on him??!" Naruto immediately banged the table, making the table shook. Sasuke smirked at the blatant display of jealousy, but he can relate to it totally. He wouldn't trust anyone with Naruto either.
"We won't force him to do anything he won't," Neji muttered while sipping his tea. Gaara nodded, and looked up from his drink.
"Besides, having a threesome broadens the horizon," Gaara chipped in. Naruto popped a vein and jumped across the table to pummel the perverts for thinking such thoughts about his Sasuke.
Sasuke restrained them all by summoning his snakes, Manda may be dead, but the rest was still loyal to him.
"Thank you for the offer, Kazekage-sama,"
"Mmm, moan that name in the bedroom for me baby," Gaara teased.
"Why you!!" Naruto wiggled in his snake prison; trying to get his snake to go near Gaara to kick him in the balls.
"But I like to stay here until my son's last days," at that the adults became quiet. Tsunade had already warned them that the mission will be around 2 months, and after that the dolls loose their enchantment and become normal dolls. It caused an outrage the first few minutes of their meeting, but Naruto was the one to state they should snap out of it and knew from the start the kids weren't permanent.
"I wish we could have them like this forever," Neji wistfully said, Gaara comforting his loved one by rubbing his shoulders.
"We knew that day would come," Naruto added, and Sasuke agreed.
"You should have listened to what Kiba was saying. After I commented that we should get real kids of our own, he turned to Shino and grinned that idiotic grin of his, right? And he said 'looks like we have to adopt, Shino' and Shino turned red!" Naruto laughed at the memory.
"Looks like we have to adopt too koi," Neji suggested to his lover. Gaara grinned and whispered to Neji ; making him blush.
" If you guys are saying perverted stuff to each other, I suggest you guys leave before I have to explain the birds and the bees by force to the kids for catching you guys red-handed in the closet," Naruto warned.
"Hn. Dobe. You know very well Sasuna and Narusuke don't need any help,"
"That sounds like the kids are already having sexual relations Uchiha,"
"Narusuke is a very marute kid," Sasuke coolly added.
"But he is just 9!" Neji protested.
"Well, might as well let them have the joys while they can?" Sasuke smirked, making him look sexy indeed. Gaara and Neji looked at each other after gulping down saliva. That look has to be illegal.
"And why don't we enjoy ourselves too?" Gaara suggested, tracing his finger along Sasuke's jaw. The Uchiha looked irritated again at the harassment and looked at Naruto for help.
"All right guys! The petting zoo is closed now, get out," Naruto pushed the guys outside while Sasuke called Eiyuu and Akira down.
"I will beat you Eiyuu! I'll be the prettiest girl ever!!" Sasuna's shrill voice made Naruto cringe.
"We will see," Eiyuu said relaxed, Akira in tow. The young Sabaku was looking intently at Narusuke, whom was smiling at the antics of his bride.
"So, Sasuke, here's our house key. Come in whenever you want," Neji slipped a key into Sasuke's back pant's pocket, groping the cheek in the process. Sasuke batted the hand, and wished the kids goodnight. Akira nodding and Eiyuu smiling back, Hyuuga and Sabaku walked away laughing at Naruto's squawks.
"If I meet another pervert that touches you wrong, I'll kill him!!!" Naruto ranted, gathering up Sasuna in his arms.
"Ohh, love otouto! Your scent and this wonderful molestable bums is what makes my day complete," Itachi should have picked another time to be perverted.
"RASENGAN!!!!"
Next chappie up! It won't be long now guys. I appreciate all the reviews you guys sent me! I'm gonna work on conjuring up my new story. Writing makes me so happy. R n R! Love you all!!