The puppy pout set

The puppy pout set

i stayed in zahara's room for a little while longer then left when i realized i was about to burst. I sprinted to me and deidara's room to tell him the news.
When i got there, i banged on the door like a maniac. It took a few moments but deidara finally opened the door.

"Hey Hun, what's the matter?" he asked. I nearly peed my pants at what i had to tell him.

"Delilah what's wrong?" he asked.

"You have to guess." i told him. Dei rubbed his chin in thought. I was about to burst.

"You're taking long on purpose..." i said through clenched teeth, still jumping up and down like i was a child next in line to see Santa at the mall.

"Only because i know your about to burst at any minute." he told me, leaning against the door. I closed my eyes tightly, trying to prove dei wrong… But this can only last a few more seconds.

wait for it...here it comes...

"Okay! Zahara likes zetsu! she told me not to tell him and i promised but then i thought of the wonderful idea of telling everybody but them and now i want to get them together!" i said in one big breath. Dei raised his eyebrow at me.

"Who gave you sugar today?" he asked. I pushed him out of the way.

"Don't you see dei?! She needs to be with someone! And i think zetsu is the best candidate for her! Can we match them please?!" deidara agave me and unsure look.

"I don't know Delilah. Zahara would be pretty mad you're interfering in her personal affairs and..." deidara didn't get the chance to finish because i gave him the puppy set. Yes the puppy set is when you give someone the eyes and the pout. Similar to puss in boots from shrek. But I put a little more effort into it. It's never failed me before. It has after all saved my life.

And it works every time. You have to be a master at it like i am.

"Pweese dei." i asked. Deidara's unsure look softened. Now he's mush in my fingers. Now all i need is the sigh of defeat and the give in sentence...

"sigh okay Delilah. We can do the match making thing." my eyes lit up. i kissed deidara and hugged around his waist.

"I love you dei." i squealed. Deidara sighed again. Eh, he'll get over it.