Disclaimer : I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Claim : Uhh, what do I own? Ideas? Lol!
A/N : *sweatdrops* O-Oh my God...I asked for it, so I'm giving it. Oh well... TvT You can't imagine the stiffness of my fingers, haha. Anyway, some pairings requested will be done once or twice because I kinda have no ideas~ Tell me which pairing you want next. I accept Yaoi, Yuri, Straight and Crack.
Dear Author-san,
Oh yes, Kyoko-chan! T-T
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
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Dear Author-san,
Tsuna-kun is so cute. Do you want a cookie?
Kyoko Sasagawa.
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Dear Author-san,
Hahi! Haru doesn't like to share Tsuna-kun desu!
Haru Miura.
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Dear Author-san,
I;m just friends with bossu...
Chrome Dokuro.
A/N : Hey, Haru. Sharing is nice, desu XD And are you sure, Chrome?
Dear Author-san,
-smirk- You should have seen Dame-Tsuna screaming, and no, I don't like sharing my Tsuna.
The Greatest Hitman, Reborn.
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Dear Author-san,
Hiiiee~! Reborn is playing bondages!
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
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Dear Author-san,
Wanna bet that I'm the one making Tsuna limp?
Colonnello.
A/N : O.O What's with the "~", Tuna? You do enjoy it. I love bondages too :D
Dear Author-san,
Why am I having sex with my guardians?
HDW Tsunayoshi Sawada.
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Dear Author-san,
Hahi! -glomps Tsuna- Tsuna-kun~~
Haru Miura.
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Dear Author-san,
I must thank you very much for making a 24some including my dearest brother, hmm? -smirk-
Bianchi.
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Dear Author-san,
Lal! Let's do it again- -gets slapped-
Colonnello.
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Dear Author-san,
U-Uhm, I'm getting headache...What happened last night?
Enma Kozato.
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Dear Author-san,
Oh...? I'm not with Bel-senpai, but with long-hair shark? What a life.
Fran.
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Dear Author-san,
-yawns- I'm tired, anyone wants to sleep with me?
Hana Kurokawa.
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Dear Author-san,
A-Aneki... -faints-
Hayato Gokudera.
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Dear Author-san,
I will bite you to death for the charge of raping me.
Hibari Kyoya.
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Dear Author-san,
U-Um, why am I here?
Chrome Dokuro.
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Dear Author-san,
Kufufu, you authors really want to see hell, don't you? -glint-
Mukuro Rokudo.
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DEAR AUTHOR-SAN,
OOOHHH! I'M IN THE MIDDLE LIKE A TURF-HEAD SANDWICH TO THE EXTREME! BY THE WAY WHY AM I NAKED TO THE EXTREME?
Ryohei Sasagawa.
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Dear Author-san,
Haha, Gokudera why have you fainted? -laughs-
Yamamoto Takeshi.
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Dear Trash,
May I know why am I here, scum? Wasn't I sleeping in Italy nicely?
Xanxus.
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Dear Author-san,
Muu, have you no mercy, raping a baby?
Mammon/Viper.
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Dear Author-san,
-sits beside the bed- I think I'm going to take a break...
The Greatest Hitman, Reborn.
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Dear Author-san,
BWAHAHAHA, the great Lambo-san is very satiesfied with this new bed! -bounce up and down-
Lambo Bovino.
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Dear Author-san,
Eh? Wasn't I home making cakes? Why...does my head hurts so much? Eh, Tsuna-kun was here too? Onii-sama? -confused-
Kyoko Sasagawa.
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Dear Author-san,
I can see my future...on a bed?
Fuuta.
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Dear Author-san,
H-Hibari-san? -faints-
I-Pin.
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Damn you author,
-gives you a Lal Mirch slap- I'm never going to the pub, ever. -glares at Colonnello-
Lal Mirch.
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Dear Author-san,
-blushing like mad- W-what have I done?
Shoichi Irie.
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Dear Author-san,
Wow, cool. We spent the whole night playing the games in the gameboy that I've always want to play. (A/N : Got the hint?)
Spanner.
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Dear Author-san,
VOOOIIII! Why am I here with this bunch of trashes?
Superbi Squalo.
A/N : O_O Oh my, 24some, it must hurt, ne? XD And who wants a turf-top sandwich? *nudge nudge* And how dare you slap me, Lal-sama!
Dear Author-san,
Haha, its worth being beat up by Kyoya. -limping-
Dino Cavallone.
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Dear Author-san,
I swear if you ever let that clutz or pineapple touch me, I will bite you to death.
Hibari Kyoya.
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Dear Author-san,
Kufufu, since its an exclusive request, Kyoya you shouldn't turn it down.
Mukuro Rokudo.
A/N : Poor Dino, I thought Hibari-sama was the one limping XD yes its a request, Mukuro-san.
Dear Author-san,
Wo Ai Ni, Mammon. -smiles- (A/N : Chinese I love you~)
Fon.
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Dear Author-san,
Get lost. I want money.
Mammon/Viper.
A/N : *gasp* FON?
Dear Author-san,
Kufufu, you are indeed lenient to give me Tsunayoshi, eh?
Mukuro Rokudo.
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Dear Author-san,
-can't get up of the bed-
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
A/N : OvOb Good job, Mukuro-san! -shoot-
Dear Author-san,
-smirk- Revenge time.
HDW Tsunayoshi Sawada.
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Dear Author-san,
I'd rather the idiot Tsunayoshi...
Mukuro Rokudo.
A/N : Mufufufu~!
Dear Author-san,
I WON'T LET THAT PINEAPPLE TO GET MY JYUUDAIME!
Hayato Gokudera.
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Dear Author-san,
Hiiieeeee...! I'm raped, AGAIN!
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
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Dear Author-san,
Hayato you can be so cute at times...-glint-
Mukuro Rokudo.
A/N : Aww~! Hot pairings~ :D
Dear Author-san,
Hn, I told you. Please buy that herbivore a "How to Top" book.
Hibari Kyoya.
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Dear Author-san,
-limping-
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
A/N : *laughs maniacly* No money, Hibari-sama.
Dear Author-san,
I'm sorry, Giotto. -tackles him-
G.
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Dear Author-san,
I don't encourage my guardians to RAPE!
Giotto.
A/N : And we don't encourage you to forbid too, Primo XD
Dear Author-san,
HIIIEEE! Now G?
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
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Dear Author-san,
I feel a little guilty. Why must your heir be so cute like you, Giotto?
G.
A/N : *nosebleeds and R.I.P*
Dear Author-san,
I-I'm topped...by a CAT? -emo corner-
Gokudera Hayato.
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Dear Author-san,
Natsu's such a cute lion cub~
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
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Dear Author-san,
-Natsu can't write...- -licks paws-
":("
A/N : *sweatdrops* Tuna can still be calm whilst being raped by a cub...
Dear Author-san,
Ahaha, the next thing I knew I was beside him. Ahaha!
Yamamoto Takeshi.
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Dear Author-san,
Ushishishi, this peasant lives too long. -dead aura-
Belphegor.
A/N : Sushi buddies! :D
Dear Author-san,
Self-cest...
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
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Dear Author-san,
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO JYUUDAIME? -points to authors-
Gokudera Hayato.
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Dear Author-san,
-stroke Tsuna's hair- He's so cute, he's like my twin, I love myself so I love him~
HDW Tsunayoshi Sawada.
A/N : Because we can, Hayato. Enjoy! *winks at HDW Tuna*
YOU NOT WORTH OF LIVING SCUMS,
Since when, a baby top me?
Xanxus.
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Dear Author-san,
-licks fingers- What a rough night. -smirk-
The Greatest Hitman, Reborn.
A/N : O.O I was imagining...and then...*nosebleed*
Dear Author-san,
I'm not sure what have I done...
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
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Dear Author-san,
Dame-Tsuna is screwed. -dead aura-
The Greatest Hitman, Reborn.
A/N : A seme!Tuna~! :D
Reborn : -shoot author to death-
Dear Author-san,
I can't believe Decimo topped me...
Colonnello.
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Dear Author-san,
UWAAH! What happened to me?
Tsunayoshi Sawada.
A/N : Get ready to be slapped, Col! -shoot-
Dear Author-san,
Ushishishi, -bites Mammon on the neck- the prince claims his peasant.
Belphegor.
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Dear Author-san,
Pay me. For that biting and licking and knifing scenes with that sadist prince. NOW.
Mammon/Viper.
A/N : *runs away*
Dear Author-san,
I. Don't. Want. To. Sleep. With. The. Idiot. Boss.
Superbi Squalo.
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TRASHES.
-silence- Just...more.
Xanxus.
A/N : XAN-XAN! *glomps* Aww~ You do, Squ-chan~
Dear Author-san,
Skull...-examined- A suitable body for my hormones research.
Verde.
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Dear Author-san,
OIII! The great Skull-sama will not be anyone's research item!
Skull.
A/N : Aye, Verde! Skull is all yours! -shoot-
Dear Author-san,
I think I need to make a complain...I'm having cavities... (A/N : Due to sweetness of the fics~)
Dino Cavallone.
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Dear Author-san,
-already went out searching for author-
Hibari Kyoya.
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Dear Author-san,
Kufufu, the skylark and bucking was great. But if one would stop falling off bed and the other one would stop biting my 'thing'...
Mukuro Rokudo.
A/N : Imma run and hideeeeeee! Oh yes, I support you, D1869! Check out Disease Called Love's fic, Of perverts and herbivores. *runs away*
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