Alrighty, echobreeze's challenge is to turn the celebrities into Clan cats. This is sad, I had to actually look up a list. How many real movies doI watch? Not many.
This literally is turning into the next Daring for Amusement! My COUSIN has a challenge for this. That was unexpected.
Spottedpaw13 turned to a cage full of celebrities. "I'm going to turn you into Clan cats."
Tiger Woods groaned. "Stupid cat. You can do nothing."
Cameron Dias laughed. "Yeah, right!"
Spottedpaw13 growled. "That's what you think!" Spottedpaw13's body began to turn purple from using so much energy, and all of the celebrities in the cage turned into cats.
Tiger Woods looked at himself. "Why am I orange with black stripes?"
"Making fun of your name is fun," Spottedpaw13 sniffed. "You have brown eyes thanks to your last name."
Tiger Woods screamed.
Jennifer Lopez looked around. "Ummmm...."
"For most of you, you just turned invisible," Spottedpaw13 apologized. "In fact, Tiger Woods and Gwen Stefani appear to be the only ones visible. This just took too much energy, and I can't do anything."
"So we're Ghosts?" Christina Aguilera asked.
"Techinically, yes," Spottedpaw13 shrugged. "Go terrorize people!"
The ghosts nodded and went off to terrorize people.
"Tiger and Christina, go bother Firestar so that you can join ThunderClan," Spottedpaw13 commented before disappearing.
The two celebrities nodded.
"I'm disappearing!" Spottedpaw13 gasped. "No more energy!"
Firestar was in the middle of a Clan meeting. "...so I guess we need to step up the patrols-"
Tiger Woods and Gwen Stefani ran into the camp. "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!"
"Hey, want to join ThunderClan?" Firestar asked.
"YES!" both cats shouted. "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!"
"Alrighty you're in. The orange cat is Tigerpelt, and they other cat is Yellowfur," Firestar mewed.
Yellowfur grinned. Then she frowned. "Now what?"
"Pssssssssst!" Spottedpaw13 whispered, still invisible.
"WOW!" Lionblaze yowled. "SHE'S INVISIBLE!"
"Do whatever Firestar tells you to do," Spottedpaw13 muttered, and disappeared. Well, left.
"Go patrol the borders with Sandstorm and Leafpool," Firestar told them. "Bye!"
The four cats nodded and went off to patrol the borders,
In her den, the invisible Spottedpaw13 groaned. "I hate celebrities. Except for Meredith from Millionare. She is awesome!"
Pardon the opinion. Tigerpelt, Yellowfur, Sandstorm, and Leafpool sat by the ShadowClan border.
"Tiger Woods? Gwen Stefani?" Leafpool gasped. "You guys are the best celebrities ever!!!!"
Sandstorm gave her a weird look but said nothing. Tigerpelt coughed. Yellowfur looked off into the distance. "Hey look, cats!"
"Please don't sing...." Tigerpelt moaned.
Yellowfur ignored them. "It's bananas! B A N A N A S! It's Bananas! B A N A N A S!"
Tigerpelt moaned. "I told you not too."
"GR! STRANGE ACTIVITY!" Russetfur growled. "ATTACK!"
"Whoa, calm down Russetfur," Sandstorm hissed. "Let's go to the WindClan border, Leafpool."
The four cats went to the WindClan border. Nothing happened, and they went back to camp.
One moon later, everything was normal...in a way. Tigerpelt muttered about golfing in his sleep and Yellowfur sang every night, but other than that life went on.
Ferncloud demanded that Yellowfur not sing Hollaback Girl anymore because of the bad lyrics that Spottedpaw13 had never noticed until now.
"Let me here you say that fish is bananas!" Yellowfur growled.
Ferncloud smiled warmly. "Thank you."
Yellowfur groaned.
A day later, Spottedpaw13, back to her normal self, grabbed Yellowfur by the neck and dragged her to her den.
"It's....bananas?" Yellowfur whispered.
"That won't work on me," Spottedpaw13 growled. "I hate most of you celebrities! HATE! Look, stop singing, okay? You're drawing attention to yourself."
"What about Tigerpelt?"
"I can't change what cats dream in this case. Now, be a normal warrior!"
The day after this, Sandstorm and Yellowfur went hunting. Yellowfur was beginning to be a decent hunter, except for the fact that she usually started singing after she caught something. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
This time, however, Yellowfur just grinned.
"Aren't you going to sing?" Sandstorm asked.
Yellowfur gave her a weird look. "No."
Everything was completely normal, except that Tigerpelt muttered about golf in his nightmares...
In your face, libithewolf! I had no school again today! AND I have power!
Anyway....stay tuned! I had a secret plan, but since no one is going to review in the timeframe that plan would've taken place in, I'm going to skip it. You still cannot know the secret plan.
Stay tuned! After all, we have enough challenges to keep me busy.
~Spottedpaw13~
