Hello! This Is I Jaydee, And Katie, Is Here, Sitting Next To Me!
We Thought We Would LARP Out This Chapter As It Is Written Through A Series Of Texts And Phone Calls/

So Yeah...We Started Off With Nothing...And Here Is Something:

Chapter Ten

'Christmas Already?'

*~O~*

Exams had been and gone, and many of the boys found themselves spread out across the globe, preparing for the festive season which was about to commence.

Blaine, much to his horror, found himself, stuck in boring old Bangor in Maine, far too far away from Ohio, and Kurt for his own liking.

Blaine and Kurt kept tabs on each other through text and phone calls for the next few weeks. Yet they were determined to spend the holiday together as much as possible.

*~O~*

(23 December 2011)

9:21am

'Good morning beautiful -B'

'Hello gorgeous -K'

'And what are your plans for today, oh-gorgeous-one? -B'

'Carole is making pancakes then we are going Christmas tree shopping. What are you up to today oh-curly-one? -K'

'Thats sounds great! I suppose I'll be left alone all day again with Gramps and forced to hear about how 'back in his day, you had to ration your hair gel! -B'

'Oh what a hard life at least Finn isn t covering everything you own in maple syrup! -K'

'Oh my poor baby! 8) -B'

'Blaine if your going to be patranizing this early in the morning I may have to end you. -K'

'Challenge accepted Hummel ;) -B'

'Don t start a battle you know you can't win Anderson!-K'

'Well then I guess you wont be getting your super-secret-and-totally-awesome Christmas present I got you yesterday, I'll give it to my nicer boyfriend, he'll appretiate it more ;) -B'

'He probably would, tell him I say "hi!"-K'

'Courage -B'

'What has 'Courage' got to do with the fact that you apparently having another NICER boyfriend Blaine Anderson. You are not playing nice for someone who is suppose to be missing his AMAZING boyfriend, are you?- K'

'Oh shivers, that was meant for him, not you. Wrong person 8/ Awkward... -B'

'Oh very funny Anderson..I might just have to stop talking to you and start talking to Finn of all people, at least he is nice to me- K'

'*Puppy-dog-eyes* Don't, don't you want me? -B'

'No not patically right now! But you have Berry if your THAT lonely -K'

'Ouch! I was having a crisis, sheesh, maybe I'll have a look at Gramps new dentures then... *sings* All Byyyyy Myyyyseeeelllffff! -B'

'Naww poor you, I still love you no matter how many nicer boyfriends you have. GTG Dad s calling apparently I spend WAY to much time talking to you, plus someones gotta supervise Finn with an axe -K'

'Be careful sweetheart! xoxoxox -B'

2:03pm

'Argh! is wanting a themed Christmas tree so bad?-K'

'Why Hello to you too! -B'

'Sorry, hello! how was you Gramps story telling? -K'

'Riviting...I loved hearing about how "in his day...snore...wheres my soup?" -B '

'One should never take the stories of their elders for granted :)-K'

'Well you didn't have to watch him scrap caramel from his dentures..and proceed to eat it 8( -B'

'Must I remind you I live with Finn..don't worry 2 weeks and you'll be home from what I would like to call the creepest state in the entire united states -K'

'Well Stephen King didn't really help things, but I met this nice girl called Carrie today, she helped me load the firewood in the trailer with her telekenisis 8) -B'

'Oh your such a dork, remind me why I put up with you?- K'

'Because...K 3 B, saw it in your notebook the other week 8) You cutie! -B'

'Snooping, not a good look Anderson, I might just have to tell your nicer boyfriend'
'BTW txt Wes! he's been calling all day wondering if you had been killed yet- K'

'Nahh, I like to leave him in suspense...my nicer boyfriend knows, he taught me himself, ninja 101 with instructer 'nice boyfriend', you should take his 'nice boyfriend 101' class! You could learn a thing or two from him 8) -B'

' -K'

'Kurt? -B'

'What? -K'

'Love you -B'

'Love you too Blaine. -K'

'Well aren't we...gay? 8) Hahahahah -B'

'No shit sherlock -K'

'Woah...okay then...I'll just leave you to it then... -B'

'okay -K'

(24 December 2011)

3:04am

'I MISS YOUUU! -K'

'. . . -B'

'BLAINNNEEE What arrre you doing? -K'

'. . . -B'

'BLAINE I MISS YOU SOOO MUCH! CAROLE MADE ME AND FINN COCOA, IT'S SOOO GOOD. AND YOU KNOW THAT GAME CALL OF DUTY WELL FINN MADE ME PLAY I KNOW IT'S WIERD RIGHT BUT WE HAVE BEEN PLAYING ALL NIGGGGHT AND I'M REALLY REALLY GOOD DID YOU KNOW BLAINE I WISH YOU WEAR HERE. HELLLLO? -K'

'. . . -B'

'BLAINE ARE YOU THERE? -K'

'I don't know, am I? -B'

'okay I'm sorry I may have over reacted yesterday.I spent the day trying to organized the christmas tree, and trying to make sure Finn didn't blow up the house. is it so bad that I want the christmas tree to look desent, it drove me crazy..GOD BLAINE YOUR IN MAINE, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND I MISS YOU, PLEASE DON'T BE MAD! -K'

'I'm not mad. I just clearly can't say anything right, so I'm not going to say anything at all. It's what you want. -B'

'Goodnight then -K'

'FINE! -B'

8:47 am

'Blaine it's Finn, why are you not talking to Kurt he's being all sad and stuff and Burts asking questions - F'

'Ask Kurt. -B'

'Dude he's not talking to me. It's Christmas Eve, it's our first christmas as a REAL family. I don't know what happened but please fix it. your good with that kind of stuff, right? -F'

'I don't know Finn, I just can't seem to do anything right. I don't mean to cause trouble, but maybe I'm not good enough for him. All I do is hurt him -B'

'I know everyone say I'm pretty thick but thats got to be the most dumbest thing I've heard. Dude Kurt loves you, every since he moved to that fancy school he's been so happy because of you -F'

*incoming call*

"Hello?"

"Blaine it's Burt. I didn't know what happen between you and my son but he is locked in his room and not talking so could you please explain?"

"Well, sir. It would appear that your son thinks that I can't say anything right, so theres really not a lot I can say. I never intended for him to get so upset, but I thought I was doing what he wanted"

"hmmm well I see that Finn has been trying to help but I really think this is an issue you need to sort out yourselves but please fix it soon Blaine it's christmas and both you boys need to enjoy the time you have with your families seeing as you spend all that time at Dalton"

"Thanks sir, i'll talk to him soon"

"(coughs) okay then. merry christmas Blaine"

"Merry Christmas "

"How many times have I told you son, call me 'Burt'"

"Sorry Sir-Burt. Merry Christmas"

*ends call*

9:30 am

'Hello? -B'

'Do you hate me? -K'

'No baby, I love you, I could never ever hate you. Never ever think that. -B'

'I can't believe Finn did that let alone Dad, sorry! You thought you weren't good enough for me? -K'

'Well, all I kept doing was upsetting you. So yeah. -B'

'No, I just had a rough day and I took it out on you. End of story -K'

'No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have joked about having a better boyfriend than you. No one could ever be better than you. You are perfect in every single way. I don't know what I did to deserve you. -B'

'Stop that Anderson I'm blushing (!) I guess we just survived our first fight, look at us we're just like Finn and Rachael -K"

'But much better looking! 8) *waggles eyebrows* -B'

'Of course! -K'

'So...Happy Christmas Eve baby! -B'

'Happy Christmas Eve too pookie! Better go Carole's making pancakes (again) and Finn's getting cranky -K'

'Have a good day beautiful. Sorry about yesterday 8) 3 -B'

'Don't be, tell your family I say "Hey". love you -K'

'Love you too! -B'

7:17 pm

'Hey! -B'

'Hello honey -K'

'Are you busy? -B'

'Watching Christmas re-runs on t.v, so no -K'

*incoming call*

"Hello?"

"Hi baby!"

"Hi Blaine, whats up?"

"Well I had this crazy idea, that maybe if we can't be together on Christmas, that we'd do the next best thing!"

"And what would that be, Anderson?"

"Sing of course!"

"Sing? What exactly did you have in mind?"

"Oh, nothing but the best for you my dear!"

"Hmmmm?"

"Baby it's cold outside?"

"A personal favourite"

"Well, shall we?"

"I really can't stay -"

"But baby it's cold outside"

"I've got to go away -"

"But baby it's cold outside"

"This evening has been -"

"Been hoping that you'd drop in"

"So very nice -"

"I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice"

"My mother will start to worry -"

"Beautiful, what's your hurry"

"My father will be pacing the floor -"

"Listen to the fireplace roar"

"So really I'd better scurry -"

"Beautiful, please don't hurry"

"But Maybe just a half a drink more -"

"Put some records on while I pour"

"The neighbors might think -"

"Baby, it's bad out there"

"Say, what's in this drink -"

"No cabs to be had out there"

"I wish I knew how -"

"Your eyes are like starlight now"

"To break this spell -"

"I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell"

"I ought to say no, no, no, sir -"

"Mind if I move in closer"

"At least I'm gonna say that I tried -"

"What's the sense in hurting my pride"

"I really can't stay -"

"Baby don't hold out"

"Ohh, but it's cold outside/Baby it's cold outside"

"I simply must go -"

"But baby, it's cold outside"

"The answer is no -"

"But baby it's cold outside"

"This welcome has been -"

"How lucky that you dropped in"

"So nice and warm -"

"Look out the window at that storm"

"My sister will be suspicious -"

"Gosh, your lips look delicious"

"My brother will be there at the door -"

"Waves upon the tropical shore"

"My maiden aunt's mind is vicious -"

"Oh your lips are delicious"

"Well maybe just a cigarette more -"

"Never such a blizzard before"

"I've got to go home -"

"But baby, you'll freeze out there"

"Say, lend me a coat -"

"It's up to your knees out there"

"You've really been grand -"

"I thrill when you touched my hand"

"But don't you see -"

"How can you do this thing to me"

"There's bound to be talk tomorrow -"

"Think of my life long sorrow"

"At least there will be plenty implied -"

"If you caught pneumonia and died"

"I really can't stay -"

"Get over that hold out"

"Ohh, but it's cold outside"

"Thanks Blaine"

"For what?"

"For being you"

*~O~*

So? How'd Yall Like That!

Full Credit To Katie, For Playing The Part Of The Fabulous Kurt Hummel. Bravo!

Hee Hee.

Sorry It's Not Too Long. We Just Have Better Shit To Do. (Like Look At Darren Criss' Butt. (BUTT BABY!))
Katie's Laughing!

Katie- oh look at us we just wrote a whole chapter in text..you have no idea how long it took with my horrid writing i'm sorry THIS one (Jaydee) is just a whiz kid on the keyboard.

Jaydee- Shame! Hey Look! Now We Are Talking Just Like Kurt And Blaine In The Fic We Just Wrote! I Have A Purdy Butt And Big Ole Eyebrows!

Katie- i think i might stop this before it gets too PG13 hahahaha

Jaydee- Good Thing You Turned 17 Yesterday! *sings* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU ACT LIKE A MONKEY, AND JOSH FARRO LOVES YOU TOO!

Katie- offically best birthday song ever! gosh i'm old or as Jaydee would say "As Ancient As Odysseus" oh the inside jokes!

Jaydee- STILL HERE!

Katie- I KNOW! i can see you hello over there

Jaydee- I'm Laughing because instead of '-' Katie Keeps Putting In '_' Hahahahahahahahaaa. Fool.

Katie- because none of y'all saw the horrid typos i made seriously i need to go back to school.

Jaydee- ! Never!

Katie- oh ymgosh i give up on this typing

Jaydee- I'll Type For You Then-

Katie- Hello I'm Katie, I Smell And Laugh At Everything Jaydee Does 'cos She's An Idiot!

Jaydee- DAYUM Girl.

Okkkaaay.
Till Next Time.
Toodles.

-Jaydee (Cyanide-Pansy) & Katie (Static-Butterfly)

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