"Is Itachi ok?" The raven had his head tilted back with those cute, pouty lips parted slightly. Kisame chuckled, "Looks like he's had it. I'll put him to bed then."

Deidara laughed, "Nah I'll do it, I'm going to bed anyway un." Sasori glanced at his lover, "Why so soon brat?" "What do you mean soon, its midnight un!" "Just kidding, go on." "Looks like we all need some rest, especially Kakuzu."

The miser growled, "I consumed a lot of alcohol. The rest of you hardly had any at all aside from those about to pass out." Tobi giggled, "Tobi can hold his liquor; he's a good boy."

Deidara hauled Itachi up, letting the drunken raven lean against him, "Come on drunk un." Itachi was groggy but muttered, "Don't scold me, I'm not drunk fool." "Right~ you just can't walk straight un."

The blonde put him to bed but had other intentions before he left. He molded his lips on the sexy raven while traveling his hand underneath the slacks to gain his prize.

Itachi weakly tried to protest but then gave in to the artisan's wishes. "Taking advantage of me you bastard." Deidara smirked and kissed the swollen lips, "You like it un."

*Madara smirked when Kakuzu stumbled out the room, tripping over his own foot before actually making it there. "I wonder if he'll violate Hidan before he collapses." Zetsu nodded, "I wouldn't put it past him."

"At any rate, I'm going to bed." "Have fun." Zetsu scowled at Madara and beckoned him over, "That means you too." The long haired raven rolled his eyes but followed, "Alright~"

Before they walked around the corner, Zetsu looked over his shoulder. "Tobi. I SAID I'm going to bed." The boy blushed like crazy but ran to his lover, "Tobi coming!" He wrapped an arm around him as all three left to Zetsu's place.

Kisame chuckled, "I know what they're going to do….minus Madara." Sasori nodded, "Well, it's just you and me now." Those beady eyes lit up and glanced over at the red head. Sasori noticed and glided out of his seat, "Goodnight."

Kisame caught him around the middle and tossed him on the table, "Let's finish the game little boy!" Sasori paled but a slight blush spread across his cheeks, "I'm NOT a little boy." A toothy grin was his response, "You are to me."

*The raven moaned softly as the blonde sucked on his member and probed him at the same time. "Deidaraaaa~" The blonde couldn't take those little moans anymore and grabbed the bottle of lube.

He hastily lubed up his member and slowly penetrated the lovely raven; taking in the tiny mewls and gasps of pleasure.

*Sasori was bent over the table and being held down as he received the rim job from Kisame. The red head groaned and wriggled his hips, wanting to feel that thick tongue deeper inside him.

He whined softly when it was removed and made Kisame chuckle, "If I didn't know any better, I'd say you like being an uke." "Bastard!"

In the blink of an eye, Kisame rammed himself inside the puppet master, causing him to cry out. He bent over the small body, trying to support his weight on his forearm while his free hand kept a tight hold of the dainty hip.

He pounded into him hard and fast, murmuring huskily, "You like my thick cock inside you, don't you boy?" Low groans were his answer but that satisfied him none the less. Sasori was about to lose his head too.

The friction of his own leaking member was rubbing against the table's surface, making him want to release almost instantly.

After fifteen minutes of the harsh pounding an unexpected thing happened…CRACK! The table legs broke from the weight and motions, sending the two crashing onto the floor.

Kisame managed to keep his and Sasori's body from falling on full contact by holding the red head to his chest and supporting both of them on one hand….like a one hand stand.

Both chuckled but resumed until Sasori released onto the table surface and his chest, thus making Kisame go instantly.

*The blonde grabbed the raven's weeping member, allowing his skilled hands to lick all over it as his climax grew near. "Dei….ha..har….der…" The artisan smirked and went as hard as he was able until a loud mewl came from Itachi as he came.

The sight alone of the strings of cum covering the pale lithe chest made him want to lick it off, so he did. The blonde started sucking and licking the salty white substance off when he too came with a moan. "Tachi~ un"

Once he gained his breath back he cleaned Itachi up and himself, gave the raven a chaste kiss on the lips, and tiptoed out to not wake him.

He bumped into Olivia in the hallway, which was groggy and bumping into the wall. He steadied her asking, "What are you doing up un?" "I'm thirsty and my head hurts." "Let me help you un." "Ok."

When they got there, both their eyes went wide and gasped. "Danna un! Kisame!" The two called ones just smirked until Olivia spoke.

"You two broke the damn table!" Deidara laughed, "We keep telling the miser to get a sturdier one. This makes the second one destroyed un." Sasori snorted, "Third brat."

Kisame smiled, "I don't think anyone goes through kitchen tables like we do." Olivia sighed and clutched her throbbing head, "Kakuzu is NOT going to be happy!"

FINISH!

Hope everyone enjoyed ;)