A/N: I don't know, don't ask. I have no inspiration ¬¬ I blame Kurt.
Disclaimer: Me no own twilight ¬¬
(The Cullen residence: Rosalie and Emmett)
"Rose, Rose! Guess what?"
Rosalie looked away from her mirror.
"Why is he always spoiling my me time" she thought to herself.
"What is it Emmett? It better be important."
"Well Rose I have done the most amazing thing ever" Emmet said proudly.
"And... what is it? Spit it out Emmett."
"Why would I want to spit it out, wait can I spit hmmm…"
"Emmett, just tell me what you wanted to say already!"
"Oh yeah… wait what was I going to say again ummm, something about cheese?"
"Wait or was it about Jim… Never mind see ya later Rose" Emmett said and he walked off.
-5 minutes later-
"ROSE! ROSE!"
Rosalie turned on her chair to look at Emmett who was bounding towards her.
"What now Emmett?" Rosalie snapped
"I remembered what it was now."
"Emmett I don't care, go ask someone else... like Jasper."
"But…But I don't like him, he said Charlie the unicorn isn't real" Emmett Shoved a piece of paper in front of Rosalie and she sighed.
"Fine Emmett I'll read it." She grabbed the Paper and began to read aloud.
"Once upon a time there was a man named bob, he liked cheese. One day bob died and his last words where you're mum. The end."
Rosalie glared at Emmett.
"You disturbed me, so I could read this. Emmett it's terrible! Now go and waste someone else's time. You are so annoying!"
Emmett sniffed.
"Well Esme said it was good. I don't need you"
Emmett stormed out.
"CARLISLE, CARLISLE! GUESS WHAT?"
A/N: I was bored, I don't like this. Any suggestions for the next chapter?