Right first off I would like to thank luvnycki and Veronica Cullen for the reviews. Seriously guys I don't get many and you made my day!

And I just wanted to ask weither or not I am the only person who wants Jacob to be happy BUT doesn't want him to imprint on anyone? It just seems wrong to me! I mean supposedly he is head over heels in love with Bella. I just don't think he should imprint straight after she is married. I mean maybe he should years after but not straight away!

And on with the story!

Bella and I were still cross with Alice. Though thankfully, she had been clever enough not to use permanent dye on my hair. My car though was another story.

I think we must have been sitting here for hours thinking of suitable revenge. It was difficult. Every time we stumbled across something good, that godforsaken fortuneteller would find a way to stop it.

'I've got it!' Bella's voice snapped me out of my trance.

In a flash Alice was kneeling by Bella's feet sobbing and saying 'no Bella! No please no!'

Bella looked like she was about to give in, but then we could hear Emmett in the distance yelling. 'NO BELLA, DON'T GIVE IN…' there was a loud scream and Rosalie saying 'I told you that you would regret that'

Bella looked scared and scooted closer to me, I wrapped my arms around her and tried to give her the emotional support she needed to not give in to this pixie like fiend.

Alice, looking rather worse for wear, was throwing a full blown tantrum. Whatever Bella had decided to do, it was obuasly working.

'Let's leave, shall we?' I asked Bella, before Alice became even more ridicules.

As we were leaving the room, Jasper ran in. Upon seeing Alice he gasped and cried 'What have you done? She's an emotional wreak!' he proceeded to curl up in a ball and sob.

I tried to peak into Alice's thoughts to see what Bella had done, only to be met with a chorus of 'NO, Bella, how could you? I loved you like a sister!' and more hysterical crying.

Ushering Bella away from my insane family, I closed the door and sighed.

'What did you decide to do to make her like that?' I asked

'Umm... I decided not to let her help with the wedding and to get married in Vegas.' Bella replied blushing, 'do you think it's a little harsh?'

'No' I said simply, after all Alice had to pay for what she did to my car.

Urgg i am sooo tired, how do you get babies to stop crying? She's fine during the day! she must be nocturnal!