A/N: sooo sorry. This story really requires me to be in one of my hyper/random moods. Which seem to be dwindling away --. BUT here's another sucky chapter for all of you who have stuck by me! I LOVE YOU ALL!

Disclaimer: I do not own twilight -- if I did I'd own Edward…and we all know I want to own him. Have him all to myself. Get him in a room alone and…..clears throat anyway don't own it! Yay! Sighs

Bella's POV

The air rushed past my face as a result from Alice's speed. Her squeals of joy echoed through the hallway. Eventually she sat me down, not very gently, and bounced while smiling broadly resisting the urge to clap her hands together like a child.

"Alice?" I raised an eyebrow at her.

"Yes?" She replied sweetly.

"Mind telling me why you STOLE ME AWAY FROM EDWARD SCREAMING "MY TURN" ?" I yelled.

Her face turned to a slight pout. "Beeellllaaaa!" She whined. "I wanna play the revenge game too. Come on you gotta let me play." She whined begging me. Then suddenly she turned dark, her eyes narrowing into little slits, shadows covering her eyes as she snarled; "Besides…Jasper deserves it." My eyes widened. She sounded demonic.

"Ummm…Alice? What did Jasper do?" I asked timidly, afraid to push her the wrong way in her current state.

"He…ruined…something of mine." She stated vaguely.

"Alright? Well care to elaborate? What did he ruin and how?" I said. She looked reluctant.

Alice's POV

How could I tell sweet little Bella about what Jasper did and what we were doing at the time? I can't tell her he ruined his and my favorite role play costume. The southern belle. (A/N: pic in profile). I can't possibly tell her he ripped it off my body in haste rushing to get to my naked flesh or that he's AMAZING in bed! His muscular chest bare, his hair messy, his lips marvelously luscious raging with mine, his eyes smoldering…No Alice Bad!

I shook my head. Simple, time to lie.

Bella's POV

Alice shook her head as if clearing her mind.



"Jasper ruined my….closet. Yeah my closet. He messed it all up. Totally trashed. Seasons all mixed, colors all over the place, shirts hanging half off the hangers, pants bundled on the floor. MEN!" She threw her hands in the air seeming exasperated. She was a complete liar. I'll figure out what really happened, but for now I'll just go along with her. I smiled.

"Well, in that case…." I paused. "I'm in!"

"YAY!" Alice squealed and clapped, picking me up and twirling around.

"Alice! I'm getting dizzy!" I yelped. She set me down.

"Oh sorry." She apologized sheepishly.

"So what are we going to do to him?" Alice asked eagerly.

"I'm not sure. I'm going back to Edward and I'll think about it, okay?" I told her slowly as if she was a little kid.

"Bellllaaa? Why?" She pouted.

"Because I want to be with Edward for once. I've been stuck in this little game since the beginning. I would like to spend some time with my boyfriend if you don't mind." I stated sharply.

"Noo! We have to figure this out now!" she protested.

"EDWARD!" I yelled. Within a second Edward was next to me and carrying me back to his room with a whiney protesting Alice following behind shaking an angry fist and scolding her brother. We entered his room and he shut the door in Alice's face.

"Now…Where were we?" He asked with his crooked grin. I smiled.

"I think it was somewhere around …here." I said placing my lips against his and kissing him passionately as he fell back onto the couch wrapping his arms around my waist and kissed me back. We were getting deeper and deeper, my hands roaming his chest, his hands running up and down my thigh.

Before we could go any further Edward's door once again burst open, which I'm sure Edward would have stopped us soon anyway, but it was still exceedingly agitating. Standing in the doorway was my next target. Jasper.

Edward sighed. I shifted my weight to sit next to him but his arms kept me locked in place inches from his face. As he spoke his delicious breath blew in my face.

"Jasper," he said in an irritated calm. "What do you want?" he asked never taking his eyes from me. Jasper smiled.

"Sorry man didn't know you were…uhh…incapacitated." Japser chuckled. "But actually, I need to talk to Bella." He smiled my way.



"Jasper can't this wait? I'm busy here." I said looking at Edward. He smiled. Jasper's expression dropped a little.

"I guess it could…" I sighed.

"Alright Jasper what do you need?" I asked turning to face him. He grinned and ran over to me throwing me over his shoulder and running away from an angry and yelling Edward. Edward was gaining on him but Jasper dodged and flew around a corner almost knocking me unconscious, Edward growled. Jasper chuckled and picked up speed. My stomach churned and I covered my mouth with a hand. I spoke to Jasper through my hand. I was starting to feel queasy.

"Jasper? Can you hurry this up? Either give me back to Edward or get away from him? Otherwise I'm going to puke." I told him. His eyes grew wide just as he exited the house and slamming the door in Edward's face. I heard a very audible THUMP as Edward crashed into the suddenly closed door. Jasper chuckled and slowed to set me down.

I looked around and I had no clue where I was. I shrugged and turned to Jasper.

"What can I do ya for?" I asked.

"I want in." He stated simply.

"In? As in the "revenge game" as so many Cullen members put it?" I asked. He nodded. "So what is your reason? No, wait let me guess, Alice?" I said.

"Yup. I know she's mad at me and she's using you to get "revenge" on me."

"Oh yeah? So why is she mad?" I asked nonchalantly as if I didn't care.

"You mean she didn't tell you?" He raised an eyebrow.

"She did but I want to see if your reason is the same as hers. So…?"

"Well…" He seemed just as hesitant as Alice had. He better not lie. "Alice and I were, uhh, well in the moment, I guess you could put it and I accidentally ruined another one of her, ummm, outfits. She wasn't very happy with me." He stated.

"Okay let me get this straight. You and Alice were "getting busy" and you ripped off one of her sex outfits ruining it? Is that the gist of it?" I asked with a smirk on my face. He seemed shocked that those innuendos would come out of my mouth.

"Y-yeah." He stuttered. My smirk grew.



"I KNEW SHE WAS LYING!" I shouted in victory. Jasper just looked at me. I began to plot in my head about how I was going to throw this in her face. I think I might have been mumbling to myself, but who cares I do it all the time.

"Uhh, Bella? Are you okay?" Jasper asked concerned and possibly a hint of fear. I laughed.

"Of course Jazzy-pants! This is gonna be FUN!" I clapped my hands together.

"Bella, don't call me Jazzy-pants." He said sternly and as the mature sophisticated woman I am, I stuck out my tongue and ran away giggling calling over my shoulder "catch me if u can."

He rolled his eyes and quickly caught me and threw me over his shoulder mumbling something about how Edward is able to keep his patience.

"And what's that supposed to mean!" I yelled as I hit his back.

"It means how that boy hasn't sent you to a time out I will never know! But that is exactly where you're going! You have some issues to work out with your brain! It's diabolical. I'm surprised he hasn't sent you to the looney bin." He said.

"Well you know what?" I asked.

"What?"

"LET ME GO!" I yelled as I began banging on his back with my fists again. He laughed.

"You know that doesn't hurt me right?"

I laughed evilly. "But you know what can?" I smiled manically. "EEEEEEDDDDWWAAAARRRRRDDDDDD!!" I screamed knowing he could hear me and find me.

Jasper's eyes widened. "See you're evil! Down to the core!"

"Do you want help with Alice or not?" I asked. He sighed. "That's what I thought. You're not in control here mister! I RULE ALL!" I laughed maniacally. Jasper continued to walk down a path back to the house when he bumped into something resulting in me dropping to the ground sitting and pouting in the mud and covered in dirt. I crossed my arms over my chest and glared at him.

"WHAT THE HELL JASPER!" Jasper took a step back. He wasn't facing me and his hands were held up in a surrender position.

"Love?" A velvety voice sang. I smiled and hopped to my feet and went to stand behind Edward.

"Yes?"

"Are you alright? Sorry I didn't catch you." He apologized never taking his eyes from petrified jasper.

I smiled. "It's alright." He smiled back then turned his full attention to Jasper.



"You!" He snarled. "If you ever… and I mean ever slam a door in my face again….!" He trailed off and I slapped his shoulder lightly. He looked at me questionably.

"THE DOOR!? YOU'RE MAD ABOUT THE DOOR!? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO "IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN?! HUH!?" I tried to feign anger but my smile gave me away. He chuckled.

"You're right love. I'm sorry." He turned to Jasper who looked confused and changed his expression to complete seriousness. "IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU!" He turned to me looking for praise. I smiled and hugged him.

"Better." I giggled. "Now let's go back to your house. I'm beat. I need a nap." He smiled down at me and swept me up in his arms and ran, carrying me bridal style up to his room. After a short while of complete silence I burst out giggling uncontrollably and I couldn't stop, I think I scared Edward. OH WELL! BIG ROCK CANDY MOUNTAIN HERE I COME TO EAT ALL YOUR AWESOME GOODNESSY STUFF! I said in my head and started giggling more and then I growled just because I felt like it. Edward looked down at me like I was crazy so I poked his nose and giggled, "Silly vampire…TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!" Once again giggling like a little schoolgirl until I sighed and snuggled close to Edward's chest and began swinging my feet which seemed to irritate Edward.

A/N: The pic of the outfit will be in my profile somehow if I still have the picture on my comp. if not then there won't be a pic. Sorry for any inconvienence but while ur there u can always read my profile! Thanks for reading even tho its probably not worth ur time. PLS REVIEW U KNOW U WANT TO!