Me: Felix VS Yamamoto, who will win?
Mariano: Rin Tin Tin-chan doesn t own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or any of the other characters.
Me: I shall kill you Andriana: This fight scene shall not be written for the protection of your eyes.
Cherylana: Don t damage his face too much Rinan.
Francelin: Where's Felix?! I need someone to vent my irritation on.
Rambian: Boss I shall follow you till the end!
Peter: This sounds familiar WE'RE DOING THIS AGAIN!
Katan: On with the actual story
Verdura VS Vongola: Felix Hisora VS Yamamoto Takeshi
On top of Mt. Fuji, Yamamoto was patiently waiting for his opponent, the Verdura rain guardian. While he was waiting he started to notice a rustling in the bushes. Curious as to what was hiding there, he went over and peeked in the bushes. He saw that it was just the wind and relaxed a bit. But then he looked toward a tree and saw the Felix, swinging from tree to tree.
"Haha! What are you doing in that tree?" He questioned as Felix fell from the tree.
"Oi. I m sorry that I m late," Felix told the other teen. "I was just getting (stealing) my clothes." He said while looking at the clothes that Yamamoto had on. Yamamoto was wearing a blue jacket with a white shirt and a pair of simple blue jeans.
"How are you not cold?" Felix said staring with awe as Yamamoto had only a light layer of clothing on.
"Oh this?" Yamamoto said while pointing to his clothes. "The kid made it for me. Said a hitman has to be prepared for any situation." Lucky. Felix said as he trailed off. Note to self: When Yamamoto is not around, steal his clothes.
"So are you ready to start?" Yamamoto asked while pulling out his sword.
"Of course!" stated Felix as his tail poked out and he pulled out his three swords.
This official started the battle as both teenagers charged at each other, weapons blazing with rain flames. The atmosphere suddenly turned serious as Yamamoto clashed his blades against Felix s blades.
Felix suddenly jumped into the air and spun; he was like a swirling tornado. Yamamoto, not even startled at Felix s quick movements was blocking all of the slashes being directed towards him.
Eventually Felix s sword in his tail slashed across Yamamoto s chest. He grunted as the force from the slash threw him back.
Hm. You re not too bad. Yamamoto said while coughing out some blood.
"Thanks!" Felix exclaimed while gracefully landing on the ground. And with that the fight continued.
Meanwhile at the Verdura base things were normal. Or at least what you could call normal at the Verdura base. Joyce was running around, Nick was cooking; Rinan was trying to hurt Mariano, and Shantel was reading. All seemed normal until Nick commented on how quiet it was without Felix.
"Without Felix here it s kinda boring," Nick said while putting some ingredients into a dish that he was cooking.
"Are you kidding?" said Rinan. "Well I just hope he doesn't lose like you did... You loser, you're hurting our familiga's pride."
"Alright," said Felix.
"I think it s time to get my box weapon out." Then Yamamoto suddenly opened his box weapon, Rondine di Pioggia ver. Vongola (the swallow), and started running at Felix with rain flames, creating a current around him. Felix, realizing what Yamamoto was doing, decided to open his own box animal, Vombato di Pioggia ver. Verdura (the rain wombat!
"Open box!" Felix yelled into the air, while igniting his Verdura Rain flame on his ring. Then Felix's box weapon, named Cecil, came out of his box. Felix was relived that he came out when he did because he urgently needed his box weapon.
"Cecil! Oh thank god you re here! I need you to make a barrier of flames. And-" He was then cut off because Yamamoto hit Felix with his sword and, sent him into a tree. Seeing its owner getting slammed into a tree, Cecil started furiously lunging at Yamamoto.
Not seeing the wombat, Yamamoto got smacked head first by the leaping wombat. If you ve never gotten hit in the face by a wombat, Yamamoto could tell you that it hurt. A lot.
"OW!" Yamamoto exclaimed. It felt like he was just hit by a furry brick.
"Good job Cecil though it's time to go back to your box." Felix said as his wombat went back into his box weapon. Suddenly, Yamamoto took that same stance, when Felix s box weapon started rumbling. Felix, then curious as to what was going on turned his attention back to Yamamoto; he quickly dodged another slash.
Dang it! I can't move around because he's got me trapped in a corner. Felix's blades then glowed with a fierce, blue rain flame. He then ran to Yamamoto, and slashed at Yamamoto with two of his blades. He then heard the satisfying noise of blade against blade.
Good I've got him right where I want him. Felix thought. Then, with a sword in his tail he jumped up, and brought his tail down hard, on him. He then went flying into a tree.
"Not bad," he said from underneath the tree. "But I hope you don't mind me fighting back." With that he got out his other box weapon, Akita di Pioggia, (the dog), and had it turn into his three swords, which he held between each one of his fingers. He then charged at Felix.
"Crap!" said Felix as he got out his box animal. Open box! he yelled as Cecil came out of his box.
"Kuuu..." Cecil whined as he came out of his box.
"I hope you can help me." he said panicking slightly.
Cecil just responded by glowing.
"Huh? Is that a cambio form?" Felix said while examining the contacts that lay on the ground. On a thief s impulse he quickly took the contacts and put the contacts in his, then had instant access to the contacts full powers.
He then sensed Yamamoto running toward him, swinging his three blades in between each one of his fingers. He then created a shield of pure rain flames that Yamamoto's attack bounced off harmlessly.
"Whoa!" Felix breathed. "Did I just do that?" Yamamoto shocked by the sudden shield bounced back from the force of the ricochet; he fell backwards and tumbled slightly.
"I wonder what else I can do..." Felix muttered. Then a green arrow appeared in his eye and he came charging at Yamamoto with such speeds that it would put hyper-dying will Tsuna to shame.
Yamamoto on quick impulse dove to the side because he knew that he could not block. But Yamamoto did manage to swing his sword upward so his blade cut Felix's shirt. Felix then used his tail to slam down his sword hard on Yamamoto's shoulder. Both teens crumbled to the ground on force of the others blow. Felix then happened to get up first, with Yamamoto close behind.
Both teens were marked upon with cuts and bruises. Yamamoto was in fact startled that Felix could move that fast. Suddenly Felix aimed for Yamamoto, his three swords poised ready to shoot rain flames from them. Yamamoto, knowing that Felix was full of surprises took a defensive stance and waited.
"Come on! Nothing's happening!" Suddenly, a huge blast of pure rain flames headed straight towards Yamamoto. Yamamoto expected this to happen so he quickly dodged out of the way. The force from the blast was so strong that Felix flew backwards into a tree.
"Wow!" Felix said a bit startled. He then knew that he only had one more trick up his sleeve. His body started glowing with blue rain flames and he dashed towards Yamamoto, swinging his blades in controlled manners and moving at incredible speeds. He then hit Yamamoto with the hilt of his blades. Yamamoto quickly regained his composure, and ran at Felix.
"You're out of tricks." Yamamoto said breathlessly.
"Or am I?" Felix grinned as he jumped of the the side of the mountain. Yamamoto, then jumped off too, using his rain flames to propel himself. Falling after Felix was, in one word, terrifying!
"It's now or never. I have to make my move, and quickly." Then Felix said the command and he stopped in midair. He then dashed towards Yamamoto and wrapped his tail around his leg.
Then, dragging the confused Yamamoto, he spun around and flung his tail towards the ground. Yamamoto, quickly adapted to the situation and then with his main sword clutched in the hand holding all the other swords, his now free hand grabbed Felix's tail, so that they would both fall towards the ground.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Felix screamed as both he and Yamamoto were falling towards the ground. Amazingly, before they could hit the ground, Yamamoto took his hand with four swords and quickly cut the ground for a softer landing.
They then landed on the, now soft ground (thanks to Yamamoto) and received minimal damage. Yamamoto then got up as his three swords changed back. He knew Felix was very clever so he was cautious.
"Hm, it doesn't look like he's getting up." Just as he was going to help Felix up, his tail twitched. On the ground, rain flames started circling Felix. He then, very slowly, got up and groaned.
"Uhhh..! That wasn't too bad. I think-" He then coughed out some blood. Then he started glowing with rain flames. "Ahhh." He said as he felt his muscles relaxing, therefore reducing the pain. Felix then stared calmly at Yamamoto. Yamamoto stared back.
Both were thinking the same thing; that the other person was weakened. Yamamoto then broke the stare off by propelling his rain flames in the opposite direction of Felix. Felix just stood there, tail swishing back and forth.
"Why isn't he moving?" Yamamoto thought as he propelled towards Felix. As he was getting closer, Felix then uttered the command and with that he dashed towards Yamamoto, a trail of rain flames in his wake. Before Yamamoto could turn his body, Felix crashed right into him. Surprised only for a second, he grabbed his blade and slashed with the hilt of his blade. Both felt the force and flew back.
They both landed on the white, fluffy snow. Yamamoto got up before Felix did. Only he then didn't notice Felix's leg twitch. Felix's contact then turned back into his Wombat, Cecil. Felix then got up, Cecil on his shoulder. Yamamoto laughed.
"Haha! No matter how many times we take hits, we both are able to get up. But eventually one of us will have to lose."
"I agree." Felix called. "But it's not going to be me."
Yamamoto stiffened and then called back to Felix. "That may be a problem, because I'm not going to lose Either." Felix then smirked at the new challege.
"You're on." With that Felix burst into a run at Yamamoto. Yamamoto ran towards Felix. Both of them were running at full speed when their blades clashed. Yamamoto then switched his blade into his other hand and swung at Felix. Not expecting the attack, Felix then fell back, then quickly returned by slice at Yamamoto with his blade in his tail.
Yamamoto dodged the blade hastily. As the two kept on exchanging slices, they started to notice how bruised they were, and how it hurt to move.
Then Felix said, "We better finish this soon." He then pointed to a watch that he stole before the battle.
Yamamoto added, "Ha. We should go all out now." With that they both glowed with rain flames. They ran at each other, blades cutting the air around them. They clashed and both fell backward from the large impact.
Felix then panted, How about we call this a draw. I know you're tired too." Yamamoto could only nod and with that they put away their box weapons and helped each other down the mountain -
Omake:
What happens when Felix is free to roam the city?
As both teens walked home something caught Felix's eye. A RESTAURANT! He joyfully ran over and started looking in the window. Yamamoto had just gone home, so it was just Felix. He reached in his pocket to see if he had any money and he pulled out 200 Yen. He sighed.
"This isn't a lot of money. I can't buy a meal with this. Time to go treasure hunting (stealing)!"
As he walked around looking for people to pick-pocket, He found his first victim. A snobby, rich girl, who was talking to her friends. Her purse was just sitting on the ground.
"It's like she WANTS her purse to be stolen." So without another word he went to work. He crept up behind her not even making the slightest sound when he picked up her purse, emptied all the money, and then put it back where it was. Then he counted up the profits.
"Let's see... 300, 600, 1500, WOW! Jackpot I got 4500 Yen!" He then silently beamed as he put half of the money into his pocket, and other half he put in a bag.
"For my family." Felix said happily."I steal for my family, so they can put it into the Verdura's family bank. Anyway let us continue. So he walked around, looking for people to easily pick-pocket.
He remembered why he needed the money in the first place. He then went over to the restaurant and ordered some Taco's. As he happily munched on his Tacos his phone started ringing. He then pulled it out to find out that he had a text from Ange. It read.
Felix, where r u? Boss made me text you. Felix stared at his phone for a few seconds before sending his reply.
Ange, Im fine. Eating at taco place, and getting $$$ for Verdura. He then went back to the current task at hand. EATING TACOS. He quickly ate all of his tacos and quickly went outside. He looked around for his next victim when something occurred to him.
"Hm. If I can never beat Joyce at video games, maybe I could get some guide books." So he ran towards the game store, determination in his eyes. As he approached the game store he took a look at the cameras.
"Hm. We may have to dispel these babies don t we?" He said while twirling a device he used to quickly shut off security cameras (he was a THEIF after all). So when the employees weren't looking he quickly activated the device. He looked at the screen to see if he could see himself but he just saw a black screen.
"Perfect!" He exclaimed with glee as he stole the guide books when nobody was looking.
"Where to next?" he wondered as he roamed the city streets.
His eyes then wondered to a candy store. He said, I wonder what Japanese candy will taste like? Well it s time to find out. As he wondered in the candy store he quickly smiled. The sweet smells of candy drifted out to his nose like wind. As he wandered around he was looking at different types of flavors.
"Let's see, there s cherry, grape, strawberry, banana, and watermelon. He started think: Man, Joyce is probably gonna make me share half. But the last time I gave Joyce candy, she nearly destroyed the whole house. Wait! Why didn't I think of this earlier? I can put some rain flames into the candy because rain flames make people calm." As he went to the cashier, he noticed a candy bag just sitting on the counter. He quickly took the bag and stole some candy and left the building.
At the Verdura base, when Felix walked into the door he was interrogated by the worried Nick.
"Felix! Where were you?" asked the worried boss. Then after seeing the bags on the floor, he shook his head and sighed.
"Felix how many times do I have to tall you to stop stealing?" Felix then grinned sheepishly at his boss and then just sat down. Just noticing the pickpocket's condition, he quickly got out his first aid kit.
Felix, just noticing Nick's panicked looked, quickly said "Hey boss you don't need to spend your time on me! No, I'll just have Lucian heal it for me." He then motioned for Lucian to come over.
With a sigh, he pulled out his baseball bat and started putting sun flames on it. He then went over and placed his baseball bat on Felix's head. Instantly, Felix's wounds started healing. After a few minutes of this treatment, Felix sprung up from the table.
"Thanks Lucian. I feel as good as new."
"No problem. Just don't rely on me" And with that he Verdura member stared at the bags on the floor. Felix noticed the stares and quickly showed them what he had gotten. As soon as he opened the bags of guide books and candy, Joyce was so happy she ran around and kissed Felix on the cheek.
Blushing, he got the bag of money for Nick. Then as Rinan came down stairs and groggily said, "What the hell are you guys shouting around at this time of the night!? Go to bed!" She then noticed that Joyce was about to eat a piece of candy and she panicked. She rushed to take the bag of candy she tried to grab it.
Joyce just moved her hand and Rinan fell to the Floor. Right as she ate the candy every Verdura Member (execpt Felix) all braced themselves. 5 minutes passed as she ate the candy. 10 minutes. Eventually she got really mellow and went to bed. Everybody was shocked that she didn't go crazy.
"Felix!" Kyn called, shocked. "What did you do to that candy?"
"Nothing but put my rain flames in it." Accepting this answer, all the Verdura members except Lucian went to bed. Lucian was busy thinking about his match.
Head (Dead) Author's Notes:
Thy notes are cool, and anyway... This chapter is not written by me as you can see; it is written by Felix's creator yay him. I lied didn't I saying I'll write this chapter, but who care I'm the leader of the Dark side, I can be evil all I want. Don't bother finding me I'm still away, just that Reborn22 sent me the email and Joyce was here that's why this chapter's without Kyn and Nick knowing. Muhahaha... Everyone's so busy lately since of exams, school and other stuff, in my case, it's cause I was sick. Under my friend's request I joined the debating club... But I protested and said I'll be better at the "sadistic" debating sport. So busy everyone is so busy.
What Actually Happened:
Felix:
Rinan: When's Felix going to come back?
*The door flies open with Yamamoto standing holding Felix in bride carry style.*
Kyn: ... Ah not again! I have now lost a lot of respect for our Rain Guardian.
Rinan: What happened to him?
Yamamoto: One moment he was standing and the other he was down, ahahaha.
Rinan: *smirk* Oh really...
Verdura: 'What did she do this time... Was it payback from that candy?'
Felix and Rinan:
Rinan: Joyce, if you may do the honours.
Joyce: OK! *takes DSi out and takes photo* YAY ANOTHER ONE!
Nick: NOOOO!!! Not this blackmail thing again!
Rinan: *smirk* 'Payback for that rain coated candy...'
Lucian: ... So it was the candy...
Kyn: Not this now, hospital and treating wounds first!
Felix, Nick, Yamamoto and Tsuna:
Felix: This hospital is more comfortable than normal ones.
Nick: What do you expect? It's one of Rinan's connections.
Tsuna: One of her connections...
Nick: They're mostly good ones, with a few bad ones... And... Ok, fine a lot of sadistic ones too.
Yamamoto: Ahahaha, at least we'll be out soon right?
Doctor: Hisora Felix-san? Yamamoto Takeshi-san? Sawada Tsunayoshi-san and Verdura Nick-san? From the reports you all were supposed to be leaving in about 3 days, but because of higher-up's demands, you'll be in the hospital longer.
Tsuna, Felix and Nick: ... Wha...
Yamamoto: Ahahaha, looks like we'll be in here longer than we think.
Felix and Nick: Rinan... I hate her connections even if they're good!
Rinan:
*The hospital door opens.*
Rinan Who said anything bad about me?
Felix and Nick: Geh, Rinan!
Joyce: I'm here too! And look! *took out her DSi* These photos look good don't they!
Felix: *stares at the pictures in horror* WHEN WAS THIS TAKEN!?
Nick: ... You feel my pain now Felix?
Felix: YES!!! Delete it! Now!!!
Joyce and Rinan: NEVER!!! We brought snacks by the way.
Next time on KHR: Version Verdura
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