How to annoy the Akatsuki

by Freak Artist

Ever wanted to annoy the Akatsuki? Just remember to run for your life... I suggest either distracting them with sake, or glueing them to each other. My first fanfic so please r&r.

10. Pein

A/N: I do not own Naruto

15 ways to annoy Pein

1. Ask him why he's so ugly

2. Ask him why Konan likes such and ugly guy

3. Ask if he wants to play darts with you coz his eyes make perfect targets

4. Stick magnets to his face

5. Dye his hair pink while he's asleep

6. Ask him whether he's Naruto's father

7. Ask him if he can make it rain sake. If he says no, ask him why not. If he says yes, keep asking him to do it until he does.

8. Make him drink the sake until he is drunk, and film the results. Send the tape to Tsunade and Gaara

9. Tell Konoha all of Akatsuki's plans

10. Steal his earrings, nose rings, lip rings, ect

11. Make all the Akatsuki members leave Akatsuki and join your evil club

12. Treat him like a child

13. Drop an anvil on him

14. Ask him if he's always been insane, or whether this is a recent thing

15. Set all the Bijuu free!