"Hey, hey, Gallede, hey, hey, Gallade!" Tepig sang. "I can't get that well you were near out of my head!
Draw a hut, that's the well,
Draw a hut, that's the well,
Draw a hut, that's the well, why won't you listen to me?
Ahh, we'll relax on the cold ground at the bottom of the well!
The author is planning on writing a multi-parter! Hey, Gallede!"
"Okay, we'll go back," Gallede answered.
Our green ninja and our fire pig walked across the backyard of Box Thirteen, facing no perils on the way. Suddenly, Tepig stumbled upon a shiny coin.
"Shiny," Tepig said.
"NO. ME GETS ALL SHINY THINGS," Gallade claimed.
"ME."
"ME."
"MEEEEEEEEEE."
"MEEEEEE- hey, there's buttons on the back!"
"Welp! When in doubt, press random buttons!"
The green ninja pressed a yellow button, making the rest of the Box 13 Pokémon appear at his side.
"What is the meaning of this?" Luxio demanded.
"Dunno," answered Gallede.
Then our Gallede pressed a red button, making a hieroglyph appear.
"The author and his stupid Kane refrences," mumbled Gallede. However, the hieroglyph opened a trapdoor.
After that, G pressed a blue button, making Smash appear. And due to current circumstances, he was in his Glaceon form.
"AUGH! GALLEDE, THIS IS A TOTAL INVASION OF MY PRIVACY!" yelled the author.
"The coin did it." everyone said in unison.
Smash snatched the coin, threw it to the penguins, and led our party down the trapdoor.
Smash Comments (that's what we're using now)
As you all know, I spout random refrences to things. This chapter is no exeption. Byedles!
