"Girls and boys, please welcome Tokio hotel!"

We walked into the big stage and sat down waiting for the screams and applaud to end. And just like on cue, they stopped as the guy we came to identify as Chris started talking.

"So you guys have been here in the US for how long now?"

"We arrived yesterday"

I and Tom said that in unison.

"Dude, I'm so screwed" I could hear Tom in my head…

"Shut up and smile, I'll fix this for ya, but you owe me BIG time."

"Thanks! Gosh I'm so nervous."

"Wow, just yesterday? I hope you guys are well rested."

"Yes, it was a comfortable flight and we got a lot of sleep and um yeah…"

Can we skip the crap already? Oh god the cliché introductions are so redundant it makes me loath humans even more if that's possible….Speaking of which…I'm craving blood. How fucking fantastic!

"Well I'm sure you guys have heard the news about the girl…."

Oh there it comes, I throw a glance at Tom who fixes his best laugh and looks confidant about it. Well I guess he's not as nervous about this as I was.

"First of all I hoped you guys enjoyed the video…"

Tom smiled addressing the audience of horny teens, who squealed in response. Ok so his plan wasn't as smart as I thought so I had to save the situation.

"This whole thing was misinterpreted; Tom is just an idiot…"

I heard them laugh and Tom mumbles a thank-you sarcastically, good that's the reaction I needed. Tom got back on track with the plan.

"OK, to be honest I really don't know wither of the girls, I met both of them at a concert, and although I'm open for options I don't do BDSM, it was the hotel we were in that had weird themes, blame Georg he picked it."

So, that didn't come out as lame and fabricated as we thought, which was a good thing. It was Tom's self-confidence that saved his sorry ass.

Thank goodness the interviewer dropped the subject and we started chatting about American food, tours, albums, and of course Tom's smart-ass remarks. Soon enough the interview ended, which I was happy for, my thirst was getting worse and I really didn't want to kill a human on American national media moments after refuting a rumor about my twin brother being a vampire.

An hour later we were back in the hotel all on my bed feeling more than thankful that this passed smoothly.

"So Tom, are you going to kill and torture your pet?"
"Can we not talk about this; I don't even want to see her today."

"Sucks for you, but you guys share a room." Georg looked at him smiling slyly. He was grabbing a red-bull from the fridge and a phone in the other.

"Yes, which reminds me, Bill can I crash in with you today?"

"OH HELL NO!"I jumped up in alert, call me selfish, but I like giant king-sized beds all for me, not to mention, sharing a bed with your brother is about as weird an experience can get.

"Let me rephrase that: Bill I'm crashing with you today, and as my BABY brother, you will just say that you'd love to have my company."

"Fuck you."

"I love you too Bill."

I scowled at him and crossed my arms.

"I hope you're not planning on staying mad at her forever and remaining in my room for the rest of our stay here. You are not welcomed for more than one night."

"God you're too fussy, we shared one womb for nine months, suck it up."

"Gross."

"If you think that's gross, just think HOW we ended up in a womb."

"Eww! Fuck Tom dad's sex life is NOT SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS."

"Wow! You guys are gross. By the way I'm ordering room service, want anything?"

I remembered my seemingly increasing thirst.

"I wonder if they have blood we can…"

"Bill, no, just no."

"What? I'm thirsty!"

"I'm just getting pizza."

"And skittles! Don't forget the skittles."

"Tom, I think you've got a problem, you're way too addictive, to sex, hats, candy, me"

And everyone laughed, this was comforting, we got rid of this burden and can finally get back home. I wonder what Tania is doing now, thinking about her, I called Scott.

"Hello master, how's your stay in the states?"

"It's OK; now tell me, is Tania giving you a hard time?"

"Not at all master, but I think she might be depressed."

"Aha, care to elaborate?"

"Of course sir, she had this journey, and she was scribbling some things of…disturbing nature."

"She's a fifteen years old girl in a generation where being Emo is cool. Just ignore her, anything else?"

"Not that I can think of, but her picture is on the milk boxes and newspapers now, and her parents seem to have a good grasp over the media…and"

"And what, it's not they'll find her!"

"That's not what I meant sir. Her parents think her disappearance is a prejudice crime because she recently came out of the closet."

I chocked on my soda and stared blankly.

"She's a lesbian?"

"I'm afraid so sir. She has a girlfriend even."

"Well sucks for her, but I can totally imagine her being top."

"Um, are you there sir?"

"Huh? Yes, of course. Well tell father I'll start working on preparations for the debate as soon as we get home."

"Will do sir, anything else?"

"None that I can think of, well good night then."

"Goodnight sir."

I walked back to see the guys just the way I left them.

"I was on the phone with Scott; guess what I've found out?"

They all shrugged disinterestedly and looked at me expecting.

"Tania is gay!"

"Oh snap! I so saw that coming!"

"No wonder she didn't fall over heels for me, I'm simply irresistible."

"Of course it makes sense now, because all straight girls love abusive masters!"

"Shut up Gustav. At least I'm not my slave's bitch."

"Aha"

And then the door was knocked, food has arrived.