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You stand back and let Ed beat up Scar, or at least attempt to. After a few seconds, you fall asleep because of an oh-so-angsty, super secret special disease that makes you tired. Um, a lot. You cough a bit to prove you have previously mentioned disease. Then you faint.
When you wake up, Ed is dead.
"OH NO!" you say, super epically. "MY LOVE IS DEAD!" You start crying. Then Al walks up. He has his body back, because armor is icky and this author only likes cute things. And perfect people like you. You don't like being called cute because it implies that you're young, which makes you react like Ed being called short. Of course you must have a personality quirk that's similar to the main character!
Suddenly, you realize that Al is very hot, almost as much as Ed.
"No," you mentally kick yourself. "Edward was my first love!...But still..."
If you attempt human transmutation on Edward, your first love, go to page 13.
If you try to seduce Al, go to page 14.