Ep. 10: Bodil and Bashur
(The day speeds into early noon. In the city, west of the outskirts, an INN building is seen. Building the structure out of wood is Bashur. Right above the watermelon man, Bodil is seen, placing gravity-defying blocks to construct his new map plan. Bashur places the last block to his creation).
-Bashur: There. It took nearly a week, but my INN is finally complete!
(Bashur glances up and checks up on Bodil).
-Bashur: What's up, Bodil!?
(Bodil peeks his head out of the wood platform he's building).
-Bodil: Just fine! Nearly done with this new jump map.
(Bodil gets back to work. Then, when Bashur looks at his building, he is startled when he sees Evil Sky leaning up against the right side corner of the INN. The clone looks over at Bashur).
-Bashur: Hey Sky! What's...with the getup?
-Evil Sky: Nothing you need to be concerned about, melon-tard.
(The clone stops leaning on the building and slowly trudges menacingly towards Bashur. The humanoid melon senses something is wrong with Sky and takes a few steps away from him).
-Bashur: Sky, are you okay, buddy? You seem kinda grumpy. Are you grumpy?
-Evil Sky: (sarcastically) Just peachy.
(Bashur isn't convinced that Sky is just fine).
-Bashur: No, dude. You definitely seem grumpy. Hey! I know what will make you laugh. Wait right here!
(Bashur sprints into his INN. The evil clone tilts his head in confusion. A few moments later, Bashur returns with a Minecrafter's skull. He blows on it to get some of the dust off).
-Bashur: I found this skull while I was venturing through Minecraftia one day. I still don't know who it belongs to, but watch this!
(Bashur takes the skull and begins to place it on his head. The skull magically goes through his head, the teeth part only exposed in his mouth).
-Bashur: See? Looks like I got bling on my teeth! (Rapping) I got bling on my teeth! Wha-wha-what! Bling on my teeth! You want some of dis!? I got bling on my teeth-
-Evil Sky: SHUT UP! God, you're so annoying!
(Bashur takes the skull off).
-Bashur: Hey! That's what the last guy said to me.
(Meanwheil, Bodil builds a ladder to the ground with a wooden pillar underneath the platform. He walks over to where Bashur and Sky are).
-Bodil: Hey, guys. What's going on?
-Sky: Stay out of this, you Bulgarian bastard!
-Bodil: Whoa! What the heck did I do?
-Bashur: Yeah, dude. Not cool. Stop being such a jerk!
(The clone magically summons a blood-red diamond sword and aims it for Bodil and Bashur. The two men stop talking and look in fright as the tip of the sword is aimed dangerously close to their throats. The clone talks to them).
-Evil Sky: You two annoyed me for the last time. Both of you are nothing but psycho maniacs who have such annoying laughs. Bodil, I've played some of your maps before and they couldn't be more awfully made. They sucked big time.
(Bodil's jaw drops, his heart shattered upon hearing Sky telling him that his maps were terrible).
-Bodil: But...I thought you loved playing my maps.
-Evil Sky: Not anymore. And Bashur, you shouldn't even be alive. You're a watermelon. Be a watermelon. Your voice and laugh make me sick to my stomach, especially your scream.
-Bashur: But you said you like the way I screamed.
-Evil Sky: Yeah, until I realized how irritating it is. Now, unless you want to be gasping for air because of your sliced-open windpipe, I suggest you two make like campers and get lost.
(Bodil and Bashur glance at each other, then take off in the opposite direction. They continue running until they are out of sight. The clone laughs evilly. He looks over at Bashur's INN. He summons a flint 'n steel and lights up one of the wooden blocks. The fire starst to spread, burning up the blocks along the way. The clone then looks in the direction where Bodil and Bashur had run off).
-Evil Sky: Continue running, pathetic Minecrafters. Cherish the remaining freedom you have left...until I re-create this city in my glorious image.
(Meanwhile, on the east part of the city at a insane asylum, Jerome, Deadlox, and TrueMU are seen walking through a dimly-lit hallway, following a female nurse. They had gotten news that their friend Ssundee was brought here after he was exhibiting wild and crazy behavior on the streets).
-Deadlox: I can't believe Ssundee was brought here.
-TrueMU: Yeah. He's so violent and uncontrollable when he's not wearing his sunglasses.
-Jerome: But he never takes them off. So...this couldn't have been an accident.
(After they do a bit of walking, they get to Ssundee's room).
-Female Nurse: Well, your friend is in this room right now.
-Deadlox: Can we see him?
-Female Nurse: Well...earlier, he did try to force-feed one of our doctors cake and I don't know why, but I suppose he's calm enough to see his friends.
(The nurse pulls out the key to the room and slowly opens the door. Inside, Ssundee is seen, rocking in the top right corner of the room, his knees close to his chest and his arms wrapped around his legs. His pupils are nothing but two blue small squares. On the right of the room, a table with several types of cakes is seen. Deadlox, Jerome, and TrueMU cautiously enter the room and approach Ssundee. Deadlox carefully speaks to the sane-drained man).
-Deadlox: Ssundee...are you okay?
-Ssundee: (mumbles incoherently) Ugh...uh...dhe...sce...Sk...meh...
-TrueMU: I...think he's trying to tell us something.
-Jerome: Ssundee, tell us. Who did this to you?
-Ssundee: (shaking voice) Do...do-do any of you want my cake?
-TrueMU: We'll have your cake later. Just tell us. Who took your sunglasses?
-Ssundee: I..I can't say. He...uh...he said he would murder...me.
-Deadlox: Who would? Ssundee, if you tell us who this guy is, we can reassure you that his ass is gonna get kicked!
-Ssundee: De...he...huh...he-it...it...was...Sk...Sk...grr.. .SKY!
-TrueMU: Wait, Sky did this to you?!
-Ssundee: Oh-no...he's gonna come after me! I...I gotta hide!
(Ssundee scrambles out of his position and hides under his bed).
-Deadlox: (angrily) Okay! That's the last straw! Sky can assault all of us, but nobody takes Ssundee's sunglasses and makes him insane. Come on! We're heading to the mayor's building and see if we can get an agreement with the mayor to exile Sky from the city.
(Deadlox stomps out of the room. TrueMU and Jerome run in front of the Minecrafter and stop him).
-TrueMU: Wait! Think about this! Sky has been our friend for a long time! We can't just banish him out the city!
-Deadlox: Dude, he shattered your visor! You had to pay $80 to have it repaired and he destroyed your ship! Don't you feel like he deserves to be banished!?
(TrueMU thinks about this topic for a bit, then comes to the realization that Deadlox may be telling the truth).
-TrueMU: I...guess you're right...
-Jerome: But I don't understand. One minute, Sky is just our average friend and the next thing we know, he goes on a rampage and assaults all of us.
-Deadlox: We might as well face it. Sky isn't Sky anymore. If he can't change who he is, then it's his problem, not ours anymore. Now, let's go.
(Deadlox walks away. TrueMU and Jerome look at each other, then follow Deadlox. The nurse standing by the door had heard everything and can't help but feel sorry for the men. Then, Ssundee looks out the doorway with a cake in his hands).
-Ssundee: Do...do you want some cake?
-Female Nurse: No, I don't.
-Ssundee: (quivering) Do you know what I had to do to make this cake!? Do you know what I had to do!?
-Female Nurse: No, and I don't really care. Now get back in your room!
(Ssundee whimpers like a dog and backs away into his room. The nurse closes up the door, locks it, and resumes her duties).