This is gonna be the last chapter for a while, because I'm leaving Wi-Fi zone. Sob sob sob.

Thanks to:

SittingOnTheEdgeOfTheUnivers e

msbookworm93

Tardis Holmes

Heheh. This is a fun chapter to write!

It was the biggest Doctor/Rose fight ever.

It all started when they were teaching Bobbles.

"Awww... Bobbles is so cute, yeah?" Rose had asked the Doctor.

"Weeelllll... I don't think so.

"What?"

"Well excuse me for not thinking my worst enemy isn't cute."

"But Bobbles is our friend!"

"He isn't cute."

And that was the start.

Everyone took sides. Martha, Ianto, Jackie the Doctor and Owen on one side. Rose, Gwen, Toshiko, Jack, Donna and Bobbles on the other.

It was basically a prank fight. And Rose was winning.

"

Okau, Jack, you snog the Doctor while I steal all his suits."

"Roger."

Jack cornered the Doctor.

"Jack? Oh, Rassilon. You're on Rose's side! Dammit-"

He was cut off by Jack's lips.

Rose sneaked past and grabbed all his suits. Which there were hundreds of. And that is when she saw it. The book. The diary.

Without a second thought, she stuffed it in her pocket and stole his suits.

Meanwhile...

"JACK! What are you doing? JACK! Stop!"


On Rose's side, it was a big party. On the Doctor's side, it was all work.

Rose's Team were sitting in the flat when Jackie called.

"Hey, Rose-"

"OH MY GOD! What are you doing to that pole Jack?!"

Rose glared at them.

"Hey, Mum-"

"JACK! Put your pants on! Oh, my God, Jack!"

"WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE ROSE TYLER?"

"Nothing, Mum-"

"JACK! Please, I don't think that pole can hold your weight-"

Rose hung up. Everyone was laughing.

"So not funny guys."


The Doctor's side.

"Martha, what is the exact position of the window that faces the street?"

"Umm..."

"Stop slacking!"

"We're working!"

Jackie then called Rose and they could hear the party going on.

"How on earth are they winning when all they do is party?" Martha demanded.

"Easy. They have Rose and Jack. Jack and Rose. The ultimate pranksters." The Doctor replied.

"But you know what we have?"

"What?"

"A time machine."


Later that night, Rose was sitting in her bed. Reading his diary. It was only fair, since he had read hers.

And today, I didn't get to see her all day. It was terrible. Absolutely horrible.

She read the date. And realized something. That was the day Martha hadn't been there.

A terrible feeling in the pit of her stomach, she read on.

She's said she was out with a friend. I believed her. But I was still jealous.

In Rose's mind, she didn't realize that she was also out with Mickey that day. All she remembered was that Martha wasn't there.

She had read enough.


Jack and Rose sneaked in and started the prank.

They had hundreds- no, thousands- of pictures of Bobbles. And they completely coated the TARDIS.

The old girl helped a bit by making herself as small as possible.

Giggling, the two friends left.


The Doctor stretched and sat up. And screeched.

There were millions of pictures of Bobbles. Everywhere.

Oh, Jack and Rose would pay.