Chapter 10- A Flash Mob to Remember
(A/N: I just got home from a party and I am SUPER exhausted! It was a grad party for a cousin of mine. Let's just say I got a baby/toddler dumped on me. In a trampoline. Full of stubborn eight year olds. And I have little to no experience with young kids. So yeah, I'm exhausted. Anywho, here's the crack! Enjoy!)
Disclaimer: We already went over this. I am NOT one of Japan, therefore I don't own Vocaloid. M'kay?
Meiko was humping an orange volleyball. Don't ask why, I'm not so sure myself. Jabberwockies and narwhals passed by, whispering about the vocaloid's actions. Meiko kept frantically humping the volleyball, afraid the pedestrians would notice her newest Eridan Ampora tattoo. People always judged her for being an Eridan fangirl. They all said Karkat Vantas was better.
Suddenly, Meiko stopped abruptly when she saw Kristen Stewart sashaying down the sidewalk. She had gotten yet ANOTHER nose piercing. Oh wait, that was Miley Cyrus. Never mind.. Kristen was trying to pick cheeto powder out of her nine inch nails. That happened to be orange. Just like Meiko's poor and abused volleyball.
The two locked eyes on each other, realizing they were destined to be soulmates. Before they could even register it, both girls were run over by a red creeper van that read, "FREE CANDY," on the side in graffiti. Rin, who was clad in a bikini and martini glasses, rolled down the window and said in her manly macho gangster voice, "Hey y'all, wanna buy some... Dammit!"
Rin realized that she had killed her victims before... Killing them. She shrugged and sucked their souls. "Mmm, tastes like chicken."
Suddenly, "Funky Town," started blasting at full volume on her radio. Rin covered her ears and screeched. She heard pounding on top of her creeper van and she got out, only to discover something so mind scarring it causes brain damage. Ciel Phantomhive was doing the Funky Chicken while wearing bellbottoms and a hot pink afro. It only gets worse: He was actually SINGING along.
"Let me take you to! Funky Town!" He sang really off key, yet still looked gorgeous. Even in the afro.
Rin stared in awe, hypnotized by the strangeness emitting off of the young earl. Her mind was long since blown. She was nothing except an empty shell now. And a succubus, of course.
The song ended and another came on. This time, it was, "CaramelDansen." Kaito climbed on top of the van with Ciel and began doing the traditional dance. Kaito was wearing his scarf, lacy blue lingerie, and hot pink bunny ears. He shook his little bunny tail and winked over at Lioner15, who was literally dying of a fangirl attack. Then, the song ended and the two disappeared. Rin sighed, thankful everything was finally back to normal. Until she turned around to find Denmark wearing a poncho and a miniskirt.
Ciel and Kaito appeared behind Denmark and, "I Can Take Off My Panties," by Rin herself came on. Rin fainted as the trio began to recite a very dirty dance to her own song. Ciel was twerking while Kaito and Denmark began to stroke Rin's cheeks with beyond freaky grins on their faces. Rin woke up screaming, "BAH-NA-NA-NAH! BAH-NA-NA-NAH MILK!"
Finally, the music stopped and everything went to normal. That is, until everyone, Rin, the trio, passerby, noticed Minty standing on top of the van wearing Ash Ketchum cosplay. In her hands, she held a bullhorn and her raido. Minty pressed a button and music came on. She held the bullhorn to her blue lips and began to sing.
Minty:
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...
Denmark:
Not for very much longer.
Minty:
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me
Minty:
And the void would be calling...
Soon, everyone joined in. Even Lioner was dancing!
Pedestrians:
Let's do the time-warp again!
Let's do the time-warp again!
Death:
It's just a jump to the left.
Pedestrians:
And then a step to the right.
Death:
With your hands on your hips.
Pedestrians:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Denmark:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.
Minty:
With a bit of a mind flip
Denmark:
You're into the time slip.
Minty:
And nothing can ever be the same.
Denmark:
You're spaced out on sensation.
Minty:
Like you're under sedation.
Pedestrians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Ciel:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.
Pedestrians:
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Death:
It's just a jump to the left.
Pedestrians:
And then a step to the right.
Death:
With your hands on your hips.
Pedestrians:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again!
Everyone cheered when the song ended. Lioner and Death gave each other high fives. Then, Minty screamed over the bullhorn, "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"
With that, everyone simply fell over and story ended.
Nomad sat up and flung her earbuds across the room. "Holy shit! What kind of dream was that!?"
She threw off her covers and grabbed her laptop. "I better start writing!"
THE END