Alright, I was reading a review I got from Chapter 9 from an anonymous reader who started to talk about the squirrel from Chapter 2 and 3. At first I was very confused, I thought I had killed the squirrel off, but as I re-read my own stories, I realized that the squirrel wasn't dead…so, thank you Whisper Marie (anonymous reader) for reminding me of the squirrel and I think that that squirrel may sneak his way into some more chapters…So thank you Whisper Marie (I wish you had a username!) :) :) :) :)
We checked in at the hotel at about three in the morning. Bella was very tired. I complained to her that I wanted a slumber party, but she completely denied it. So, I, Rosalie, and Esme will be having our own slumber party, which won't be that awesome because it will be like every other night of my immortal life, just without Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, and Jasper. I sighed looked around the room. There were two beds…useless, a desk…useless, and a TV...the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the TV was chick flicks. So that's what we would do, watch chick flicks!
"Esme, Rose!" I called them from the couch in the other room that they were sitting on, "Were watching chick flicks!"
"Aww Alice, you know Esme gets really emotional!" Rosalie complained.
"Oh I do not!" Esme replied jumping up to come and join us on the other couch. Rosalie quickly joined us and I picked out one titled "Love and I". I hoped it wasn't a sappy love story just like the rest, but that's what most chick flicks were right? Sentimental movies…got to love them.
We were about half way through the movie when Esme started to cry. George, the main male character, and Betsy, the main female character, had just gotten in a fight, and George was about to break up with Betsy.
"Oh George!" Esme called, "Don't do it!" But it was too late; Esme's cries for help couldn't be heard by the directors of the movie, "Noooooo!" She screeched. Rosalie quickly picked up the remote and turned it off.
"We are not watching this if she is going to yell at the screen," Rosalie held the remote and switched it to some other channel.
"Rosalie!" I reached for the remote, but she held it up high above her head.
"That movies in black and white anyways, It's a piece of junk!"
"Ugh! A piece of junk!" I was appalled. I loved these movies like my cat I never had!
"Yeah, now sit back, and watch this," She motioned towards the TV screen, the people were now doing exercises with yoga mats.
"Breathe in…and out," the instructor instructed, "In…Out," Rosalie began to take up a pretzel like position the people on TV were doing and practiced her breathing. Esme and I quickly joined her and took our positions breathing. All of the sudden we heard a knock at the door. I got out of my position and went up to answer it. Emmett stood at the door.
"Emmett?" I looked up at his big smile, "What are you doing here?"
"Well they said I wasn't being a big help, so they sent me to you,"
"How did you find us?" I asked him quickly.
"Edward told me to ask the desk manager person thing what room you were staying in…and here I am!" He cheered girlishly and welcomed me in for a hug.
"Great," I said sarcastically.
"So…what's goin' on partay peoples?" He danced into the room. Rosalie just glared up from her position.
"Oh, hey Emmett," Rosalie greeted him kindly.
"Hey Rose!" he started to scream but we quickly hushed him down, because Bella was sleeping.
"Oh…sorry Bella!" He whispered now.
"She's asleep you moron!" I hissed.
Emmett sighed and picked up a magazine that was next to the bed. "How to loose 300 Pounds in 1 day" it read on the cover. He quickly flipped to page 51, where the article was located. Emmett skimmed the article quickly and looked up gazing into the distance.
"Emmett, why do you have the 'I just discovered something amazing' look on your face?" Rosalie commented on his open smiling mouth, and got out of her yoga position. Esme was now deep in thought, not even commenting on Emmett's entrance.
"Look Rose!" Emmett gaped, "Loose 300 pounds in one day!" Immediately Rosalie thought that Emmett was commenting on her weight.
"So you think I'm fat?" Rosalie got a mean face on and stared at Emmett.
"Emmett," I sighed, "You are so stupid," I covered my face with my hands.
Emmett looked like he was about to pee his pants, "Well, umm…ah…no," He quickly spat out, it actually did sound like he thought she was fat, "I just thought it was interesting how these humans could loose 300 pounds in one day,"
"Emmett, the whole world knows that stuffs a lie," I told him.
"Well, evidently not this girl," Emmett pointed to the before and after photos of a women who weighted 397 pounds one day, and 97 pounds the next day. A quote stood beside her picture 'I've never felt better!' it read.
"Emmett, that's probably just computer generated that image…" I started to say but he cut me off.
"Lies," he pointed his finger at me and scrunched his eyebrows together. I help up my arms in defeat.
"What ever you say Emmett," I pursed my lips and began to take my yoga position again.
"So, Emmett, you were saying, about me being fat?" Rosalie continued after we were done with our discussion.
"Rose, your not fat," he tried to end their little fight, but Rosalie didn't believe him.
"Mmhmm," she accused and then went back to her yoga. Emmett lifted up his arms and his mouth was held open in a big o, he was speechless.
"Every single time…" he muttered to himself.
Hope you like it…
Safety Tip of the Day: Don't walk into desks in your Language Arts class while in the dark while watching Dial M for Murder…that too leaves bruises.
:) :) :) 2 ½ days left of school! (Kind of sad cause I won't be able to see everyone everyday for awhile :( :( )
~Brooke
