No special episode….sorry peoples :P
ENJOY THIS VIDEO ON WRITER'S BLOCK
(no it is not the lame "little billy" school videos or whatever)
Firefang: Er…Hello. You are probably wondering why the atmosphere isn't as fun as it should be…welll….while trying to come up with ideas….Brightsparrow got a little case of writer's block. Here's the clip of how it went down
-static
Scourge: -pads into the office- Brightsparrow?
Brightsparrow: Oh yeah, the "scary" kitty. Now tell me, why should I listen to the readers?
Scourge: I enjoy quesodillas
Brightsparrow: So you have nothing?
Scourge: No….
Brightsparrow: Didn't Firestar kill you? Pretty embarassing…
Scourge: he was young back then….much more adrenaline and energy…and I was….9
Brightsparrrow: -drinks cappucino- Ahhh, try not to add to why you did get killed.
Scourge: Why????
Brightsparrow: I WANT READERS TO LAUGH THEIR TAILS OFF!
Scourge: Wouldn't that hurt them?
Brightsparrow: -vein bulges out of head in anger- NO! That means they like something!
Scourge: Then I must be emo, since I have my tail all fasted up! It will never fall off!
Brightsparrow: yes but in a recent poll, most cats are like you! –pulls out map like thing-
HAS YOUR TAIL FALLEN OFF IN THE PAST WEEK?
93%-----NO
4%-------YES
3%--------I DON'T HAVE A TAIL
Scourge: EMO EPIDEMIC!!!!
Brightsparrow: EXACTLY! Since you are as boring as Firestar, I need material, and at least 3 secrets.
Scourge: Welll……I enjoy….mice
Brightsparrow: That's all? What has BloodClan done for you? I should have an audience! But I delayed this show! –drinks more cappucino-
Scourge: Well…one time I worked ata McDonalds….
Brightsparrow: ROLL THE TAPE
-static- (Author: -butts in- Swweeet! I tape INSIDE A TAPE!)
Customer: -walks in-
Scourge: What would you like to order?
Customer: Cheeseburger
-5 mintues later-
Scourge: -gives Cheeseburger- here's your change –drops some nickels in-
Boss: YO FIRED
Scourge: Aww
-tape ends-
Brightsparrow: -has steam coming out of her head-
Scourge- Quite exciting….
Brightsparrow: -holds up notes- What do you see here?
Scourge: Wided ruled paper? For 2$? Where did you….
Brightsparrow: IT is a BLANK sheet of paper. A paper in which my notes for the interview will be on! Thanks to you I have NOTHING!
Scourge: it's usually so expensive, that type of paper…
Brightsparrow: -slaps Scourge- STOP GETTING MESMERIZED BY THE PAPER!
Scourge: Sorry
Brightsparrow: I understand you brought some footage in?
Scourge: -hands her the tape- I hosted the HAA awards (hunting achievment awards) along with Bluestar
Brightsparrow: -plugs into VCR-
-static-
Bluestar: And the winner for best hunting skills goes to ….TIGERSTAR
Tigerstar: -squeals- EEE! Thank you so much!
Scourge; -is dazed from too much catmint- Okay okay…-takes mic from Tigerstar- Gonna let you finish, but Firestar is the best hunter EVERRRRR –passes out-
Bluestar: Ummm –eye twitches- TREachory!!!!! –foam spurts from mouth as she scares cats away-
Tigerstar: WAH
-tape ends-
Brightsparrow: Truthfully, Bluestar was hilarious! But there are some smart critics out there!
Scourge; I see
5 HOURS LATER
Scourge: I also fought a bee who stung me….he died instantly….i also went to Bob Sagat's house…
Brightsparrow: -laid over the desk, drooling, flies all around her-
Scourge: Are you okay?
Brightsparrow: NO
Scourge: Oh….
Brightsparrow: OKAY, I'm DONE WITH YOU!!!! I'm getting HAWKFROST
Scourge: What?????
Brightsparrow: -types in a number on the phone- 998-STARCLAN
Receptionist in Starclan: -picks up phone- StarClan residence, Judy speaking.
Brightsparrow: I NEED HAWKFROST
Judy: Oh, BRIGHTEH! Another interview?
Brightsparrow: I just need a replacement
Judy: Scourge is boring? Yeah…-chews gum- Firefang is taping this….
Brightsparrow: WHAT???
Judy: YAH I KNOW! So stupid…wait. OH MEH GAWSH, I'm ON TELEVISION! Hi mah! –waves-
Brightsparrow: Can I just speak with him?
Judy: he's having a disco party, but I'll fetch him
A MINUTE LATER
Hawkfrost: Ello?
Brightsparrow: COME TO THE SHOW! I'm dying with Scourge!!!
Scourge: I also like tapioca…
Brightsparrow: -throws a stapler at him- SHUT UP, FURBALL! –sweet voice- Can ya do it?
Hawkfrost: H-hold on –turns to speak with Mothwing, gets kicked back to the phone-
Brightsparrow: What was that all about?
Hawkfrost: You'll find out on the next episode….
Brightsparrow: Alright then. By the way why are you in StarClan?
Hawkfrost: StarClan hates Firey-star
Brightsparrow: Right….okay, be here in like a week
Hawkfrost: Fine, here's Judy
Judy: Want me to get Scourge up here?
Brightsparrow: Please
Scourgel: -magically leaves-
Brightsparrow: Thanks, Judy!
Judy: See ya , darling! –hangs up-
Brightsparrow: Okay, this is gonna be easy….-reads newspaper- OOOH, topis story, "Hawkfrost goes pixie!"…..excellent!
-tape ends-
Firefang: Sorry, veiwers, as you can see, not the most interesting thing in the world…but yeah
BYE