Phineas got up to a new summer day. He got dressed and made his bed. He couldn't investigate this Isabella thing anymore. It was consuming him. "Why does she care about my destiny?" Phineas asked himself, again. He went outside and laid underneath the tree where he once would sit. He needed to cover double the area, because Ferb wasn't there to sit beside him. This helped him maintain his mental homeostasis. Isabella came through the gate. "Hi Isabella," Phineas greeted. "Do you want to go out with me?" He was completely oblivious to the fact that those words had another meaning. Isabella froze. Had he figured it out? Her jaw dropped. "What? I just thought you might like to eat out some place," Phineas explained. Isabella turned from shocked to disappointed. "Did I say something wrong?" Phineas wondered.
"No, it's fine," Isabella prevaricated.
"You don't look like you slept well last night," Phineas remarked.
"No, I didn't," she agreed. "Where do you want to go?"
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"Chipinra-45, Chipinra-45, do you read?" Ferb asked. That was the password.
"Yes, this is Danny, who is this?" Danny replied. "What do you call for?"
"Ferb, I spoke to one of your secretaries, and she scheduled two appointments with me. She gave me the phone number in one and the password in the other. Why I'm here: I want to replace Monty Monogram," Ferb explained.
"Sounds great," Danny responded. "Two days before school starts, come to the back of the Googleplex mall, there will be a brawl. Tell me, how will we recognize you?"
"I have green hair," Ferb replied.
"Ok, I'll check with my superiors, Thaddeus and Th-lima bean! I mean, ugh, sorry!" Danny tripped up. "I think I drank too much last night." This was not something Ferb would have liked to know; he ignored it. It disturbed him. So Thaddeus and Thor were the top of the top, Ferb realized. He really wished he didn't have to do this. But he had gotten to the point of no return, in his infatuation with Vanessa and in this process he was going through. "Yeah, it's a go," Danny confirmed. "Bye bye." Then he hung up. Now all Ferb had to do was wait.
"Wait, did he say 'brawl'? Nah," Ferb dismissed.
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Buford gave Baljeet's face one more pole before finally hanging him over his shoulder. Baljeet got battered like this all the time. Buford smirked and left the scene. What he didn't realize was that Baljeet was suffering from brain damage, and it was all his fault.
This chapter was short. Why? Because I am getting ready to do one of those fast forwards. It is all coming together. And that is going to take us, next chapter, to the penultimate day of summer. What happens between is absolutely boring and unimportant. Phineas makes pretty much no progress with that enigma, and Ferb doesn't talk much, but Candace does get a new piece of Ducky Momo memorabilia, not that that is important. *yawn* The action starts next chapter. The war has not commenced yet. Don't worry; it's going to get a lot worse. Review what should happen to Baljeet, good or hilariously bad. Now whatever you do, don't eat an omelet.