Okay, I just want to say first that I am so FREAKIN' mad at the producers of Idol! I can't believe Paula's not coming back because some MORONS wouldn't give her some more money, while Ryan's getting $30 million, and Simon's getting $45 million! They wouldn't even give her $12 million, from her $4 million! This chapter is dedicated to Paula. GRRRRR!! Those evil…dumbass…moronic…*goes on cursing Idol producers for hours* Okay, thanks EO4Ever and…I'm sorry, I think I'm forgetting someone else…If it's you, PM me and I'll add you…REALLY sorry! Just in a bad mood…
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91- Make him go to a baseball game with an American Idol singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"…William Hung…When he asks why William Hung is being allowed anywhere near a microphone, tell him David Cook got sick, and this was the closest they could get to an Idol last minute.
92- Ask him "Why do you always fight with Paula"
93- After #92, say "Oh…no wonder she left…"
94- Send him toys for little kids with a note that says "To-6 year old From-Paula"
95- Every time he asks a question, burst into song to answer.
96- For #95, sing VERY BADLY.
97- Throw a karaoke party for his birthday, and invite William Hung, Renaldo Lapuz, some mooses, and other American Idol rejects.
98- Make him read Saula FanFiction.
99- Talk about his and Paula's chemistry.
100- Rant about Kradam to him.