Super Smash Brothers – Hardcore Survival
Episode 9
Smash Hub
Craig: Last time, on Super Smash Brothers – Hardcore Survival: Villager separates the alliance of Luigi and Yoshi. Sonic dashes up to Captain Falcon, and they team up with each other. And Wario gets on the offense, taking out little confused Lucas. Speaking of which, Lucas what do you have to say about your fight with Wario?
Lucas: Wario kept confusing me with all of his moves! I feel like I'm still going to die of Wario's god damn farts!
Craig: Well said, dear lad. In addition, I shall be adding 5 more items to the arena: a donut & burger for healing, a fan, a pokéball, and a Nintendo zapper. Teleport the items, and continue the games!
Pit's Perspective
Pit: I can't see anything! This jungle has so many branches in your face! It's so hot and sweaty and humid! I've got to fly up.
*Pit swoops above the canopy, and into the treetops. He tries to get a real feel for where the jungle ends, but ever since he had stepped into it, it had been a battle to get out. It was getting really late, and it was almost pitch black, though, so Pit needed somewhere better than the undergrowth of the jungle to sleep. He makes a nest out of some overgrown leaves that he found on the forest floor, and snuggles up.
Ganondorf's Perspective
Ganondorf: My awesomeness shall keep me alive! No one will ever think to find me here! I'm in the mountains, at like 12 Midnight! I'll never be spotted in my black armour of awesomeness!
*Ganondorf wasn't planning on sleeping. He preyed on them during the night time.*
Ganondorf: What is this awesome thing?
*Ganondorf picks up a beam sword, and waves it around a little.*
Ganondorf: IIIII AAAAAMMMM DAAAAAARTHHHH VAAAAAAADEEEEER!
Kirby's Perspective
*Kirby inhales a fly, and sprouts wings so he flies to the top of a great jungle tree. Strategically, he gets rid of his flying ability, and presses forward. He prances along the treetops, but he stops dead in his tracks. He sees Pit, curled up in a bundle of leaves.*
Kirby (thinking): I know I said I'd play this game reserved, but after all. This is a way better opportunity, and I'm prepared, this time!
*Kirby sneaks up, making as little noise as possible, walks up to Pit, inhales him, and drops him off the tree. Pit's wings subconsciously open, allowing him to glide down safely, by the time he hits the ground, he's awake.*
Pit: I knew you'd backstab me like that, Kirby!
*Pit flies back up the tree, and attempts to slash away at Kirby, but Kirby, now having Pit's ability, shoots him with his bow. Pit runs out of fly-time, and falls down. Kirby then proceeds to jump above him, and turns into a rock.*
Pit: Wait, Kirby! Nonononononononono!
*Pit attempts to block Kirby out with his shield, but Kirby succeeds in crushing Pit. Pit, greatly wounded now, limps over to the nearest tree to catch his breath, but Kirby runs over to him, and with one swing of a hammer, he is gone.*
Smash Hub
Craig: Greetings, Pit. Do you feel you had the advantage in that fight?
Pit: I can't believe I lost! I can't believe he snuck up on me like that! I can't believe he used his cheap rock move! I can't believe he got me out while I was just catching my breath! I can't be-
Craig: I can't believe you are still talking! Let's head back to the game, folks.
Roy's Perspective
Roy: Wow, this jumper is really starting to itch. *takes jumper off*
Roy: Here you go, man.
*Roy puts the jumper on a baby tree. Roy was starting to go insane, from not seeing anyone. He walks out to the grasslands, hoping he'll see anyone he just wants to know he's not alone.*
Mario's Perspective
Mario: Alrighti, PAC-a-MAN-a! Letsa go!
PAC-MAN (sweating): Stop running, Mario!
Mario: Just because you're unhealthy-a, doesn't mean you can-a drag me down-a with you!
PAC-MAN (thinking): Wow, Mario can sometimes sure be mean.
Mario: Oh, hurry up, PAC-a-MAN-a!
PAC-MAN: Coming!
PAC-MAN (thinking): But I have to stay, for all the things he has.
Mario: PAC-a-MAN-a! I see a person-a!
PAC-MAN: Who?
Mario: I don't know-a! He's like from-a Fire Emblem-a!
PAC-MAN: Marth?
Mario: Not Marth, not Lucina, Ike and Robin are dead… Who is it? It's definitely Fire Emblem. Oh. I know! Villager! Definitely!
Roy (overheard, thinking): He thinks I'm Villager? Wow.
Mario: Let's attack-a! Paccy Manny!
Roy (thinking): Oh CRAP!
*Mario and PAC-MAN chase after Roy, but Roy snags an item, that item was the fan. He knows if he can use it to his advantage, he can get tons of damage up on both of them.*
*Mario and PAC-MAN keep charging, Mario doing crazy jumps whilst sprinting. Roy is just standing in one place, waiting for the perfect moment.*
Mario: OH NO! That's not Villager! THAT'S PALUTENA!
PAC-MAN: Oh crap!
Roy: The name… IS ROY!
*Roy runs up to Mario and PAC-MAN, smacking them both silly with the fan. Mario attempts to punch him, and PAC-MAN tries to throw Blinky at him, but he dodges at the precise moment, and they hit each other.*
*PAC-MAN proceeds to keep throwing his ghosts at Roy, this time, more of them are hitting him. Mario, at the same time is throwing fireballs. Roy knows he is outnumbered, and that the two are better than him combined. So he comes up with a basic tactic.*
Roy (thinking): If I can get one of them out, I can come back to the other later and finish him off! I'll do that.
*Roy blindly charges at the two of them, targeting Mario. He does a huge combination of fancy sword strikes, and finishes with a fire blade. He hits Mario so hard, he breaks Mario's coin, as Mario tries to perform an up-special move. Mario flies off into woods, and is eliminated. Roy makes the intuitive decision to run away from PAC-MAN, who was already out of breath, and not willing to give chase.*
Author's Note: Always review! Your favourite and least favourite characters! The alliances you want, the fight scenes you want! The items you want! There will be a special chapter next time, as it is Episode 10!