I had been voted off the island. The perfect little island of Cullen. According to Edward, there was something that the family had to do and I wasn't allowed to be there for any of it. Of course, he wouldn't tell me what it was, no matter how much I begged. So he planned some road trip for me. Whoop-de-do Edward, we got to spend three lovely hours in the car while on our way to Seattle. Edward said that we would probably be there in less time because, "Im Edward Cullen, I can drive like the guys on fast and furious." Blah blah blah.

So we were to be gone for about four days total. I wasn't sure exactly what we would do in Seattle or where we would stay, but I guess that didn't really matter. I had to admit, I was a little bit excited to get out of the house and go on a small adventure. But only a little bit.

Edward came into his room early that morning and shook me awake in a gentle manner.

"Bella, Love, its time to get up. You can sleep in the car if you are still tired." He said as he whispered softly to me and stroked my hair.

"What time is it?" I grumbled in a very unhappy tone.

"Its about five in the morning love."

I groaned and pulled the covers over my head and squeezed my eyes shut.

He pulled the covers down and I looked at him with sleepy eyes. He chuckled and leaned in to kiss my forehead.

"Isabella Swan, you are gorgeous." He said to me with a half smile.

I don't know how he did it exactly, but he got me to blush. It was against the rules to make me blush, I always felt silly because I thought I was being too girly.

"Come on you, lets get going." He said as he picked me up off the bed and started carrying me down the stairs.

"Wait! Cant I shower first?" I asked him.

"You can when we get there."

"But—"

"Shhh, trust me love, just trust me."

I crossed my arms as he carried me out to the car. I assumed that he already had the bags put in the back and he was even kind enough to have a cup of hot chocolate waiting for me in the car. Yeah, okay so at times he was a ridiculously perfect boyfriend but the rest of the time he was an absolute fun killer.

As we started driving out of their driveway, he pushed play on his stereo. A very happy Disney song came on from The Lion King and I instantly smiled.

"I figured you would like to sing a long while driving there." He said.

"I thought these songs were pointless?"

"Well, I love you and that goes hand in hand with childish songs." He said.

I sat there and drank my hot chocolate and burst out singing to the chorus of each song.

Almost two hours and twenty-seven minutes later, we arrived in Seattle. I always loved looking out my window and people watching. It was only seven in the morning and yet the streets were pretty packed with people. The sky was cloudy and grey but it wasn't raining at all. Edward pulled up to two large circular towers. The sign above the door said the Westin. It looked like a pretty nice hotel to be staying in for the four days that we were here. We walked inside the lobby which was way to elegant for a girl in her sweats and crew neck sweater with messy bed head. I scowled at Edward who only held onto my hand as if he was proud of showing me off the public eye. We walked up to the front desk and a very tall man greeted us.

"How may I help you today?"
"I made a reservation for the next few nights under the name of Edward Cullen. Im here to get my room key and check in." Edward said in a smooth voice.

"Of course Mr. Cullen."

He pulled out an envelope with our Edwards name on it and handed it to us.

"You two enjoy your stay. Give the front desk a call if you need anything."

"Thank you for your assistance." Edward said giving a small nod.

Within a few minutes we were in the elevator heading up to our room. Edward stood by my side and I could tell he was staring at me. I looked straight ahead at the elevator doors. There was a jazzy song playing over the speakers and I decided in that moment that there was nothing worse than elevator music. I could still feel Edwards eyes locked onto me.

"What? I know I look absolutely beautiful right now, you don't have to stare the entire time." I said in a sarcastic voice.

He just turned my head slowly towards him and deeply gazed into my eyes.

"Isabella Swan, you are perfectly aware of how gorgeous I think you are. There is no need for sarcasm."

And with that he gave me a light lingering kiss on my lips. Yeah, he earned another point in the perfect boyfriend category.

We got to our room which was on one of the top floors and when we opened the door there were two large beds in the middle of the room and glass windows overlooking part of the downtown. Edward went to look at the view but I had a much better idea. I dropped the bags and immediately started jumping back and fourth between the two beds giggling like a psychotic hyena. Instantly, the beds were messed up, half the pillows were on the floor, and it looked like a hurricane had hit. Edward looked at me with a wide eyed expression. You would think that by now, he would be use to this kind of behavior but he always still seemed to find it somewhat of a shock.

"Bella! My goodness, what are you doing?" he said as he walked over to me. I grabbed a pillow and hit him right in the face with it. I was surprised that he wasn't able to stop it with his quick reflex. His wide eyed expression suddenly changed to a look of astonishment. And then, he gave me a grin.

I should have seen it coming after I saw that face. Edward rarely smiled at me, he was always so serious. But of course, I even if I had realized what he would have done I wouldn't have been able to react quick enough. Edward picked up a pillow off the floor and began beating me with it. I had never in a million years guessed that my perfect poised and old-fashioned boyfriend would be participating in a pillow fight. He didn't hit too hard, but some of them stung a little with the force he put behind it. There were feathers flying everywhere and we were both laughing.

I jumped from one bed to the other and in mid air, he caught me.

"Bella, are you ticklish?" He asked with a large wide smile.

"No! Nooo! Im not!" I said out of breath and in between the laughter.

"Really now?"

His hand was reaching for my side and I knew that with his grip and strength, I wasn't going anywhere. How unfair, how cruel.

"Tickling is in the head! Mind over matter! It doesn't exist! No! NO! EDWARD NO!"

But it was too late. I had erupted into a fit of laughter and my cheeks hurt and tears rolled down my face. I wanted to squirm and kick but I couldn't with him holding onto me! Finally, he let me go and I crawled away from him, still laughing uncontrollably.

"Freedom…" I gasped

He grabbed my leg and gently pulled me backwards so I was in his arms again.

"You've done enough damage. Edward, my ribs are going to break!"

He smiled and gave a little laugh and lightly cupped my cheek in his hand and kissed my forehead.

"I love you." He said to me in a soothing voice.
"I hate you. So do my ribs." I said giving him my best glare.
"You're too cute when you try to give me an angry look." He said.

He stood up and placed me on the bed.

"Oh my god, this room is a mess!" I said as I looked all around. There were feathers absolutely everywhere, the lamp was knocked off the bedside table, our bags were abandoned by the door, and the covers were halfway off the bed.

"Don't you worry about the room. I want you to go take a shower. We have some sightseeing to do."

My face light up, "A field trip? Where to?"

"Go get ready and I will tell you." He said as he nudged me towards the bathroom.

"Are you going to clean up the room?" I asked.

"Of course! We cant sleep in all of this later! Besides, I've gone back to being responsible Edward." He said winking at me.

"Awww…responsible Edward sucks." I said giving him the best pouting face that I could make.

"Isabella Swan! Go take your shower!" He said in a teasingly serious voice.

"Fine" I said sticking out my tongue. I picked up my clothes and my bag of girl crap and headed into the bathroom.

"Wait! Come here for a second, and bring that bag." He said.

I rolled my eyes and walked over to him.

"Yes all mighty sorcerer of ultimate awesomeness?"

He took my bag and opened it and began looking through it. I had no idea what he was looking for.

"Uh…what is this?" he said holding up a wrapped thin cylinder piece of paper.

"Its called a tampon…"

"Is that for what I think its for?"
"Bleeding out of a woman's lower region? Why yes, yes it is."

He made a face and put it back in the bag and continue looking through it. I crossed my arms, growing slightly impatient.

"Ahh, here it is." He said as he pulled something out.

"No! Edward, that's my razor!"

"I am aware of what this is silly." He said as he zipped my bag back up and handed it to me.

"I need to shave my legs though!"
"Remember, im responsible fun killing Edward again. And you're too clumsy. No razors."

Screw you Edward Cullen, you'll pay. Believe me, when we crawl into bed to sleep and you feel something similar to werewolf fur, you'll rue to day you didn't let Bella Swan shave.

A/N: So I know this chapter wasn't as silly and as random as my past ones but I promise, this little trip they are on will be quite wonderful. Juuust stick with it!