Still not too comfortable with the line Sasuke said at the end of chapter 7. Got a big feeling I've read it elsewhere (100 sure it's from a CSS fanfic). Shall disown that line!
Chapter 10
Sarah and Kate knew something was happening on the other side of the camp between Duo and the other girl's bishi but just as the two girl's argument went to the crescendo of all arguments there was a bright red light.
"BANG!" the bishi that was inside the ball exclaimed loudly.
Both trainers' mouths dropped to the floor but the difference would be Sarah's is drooling and Kate's is just in shock. Duo and Sai burst immediately into wild laughter; Marth and Naru-chan stopped combing each other's hair and started eyeing the display with interest, Link and Sasuke shared the bespectacled Kate's expression and the new trainer's Inuyasha just dropped his head into the bowl of ramen in disgust.
"Er…crap" their display muttered now very embarrassed before throwing a smoke bomb to the floor and 'poof'-ed from view.
Kate blinked before turning to her legal advisor, i.e. Sai, "does that count as Bishi abuse?"
"Well it's just one glimpse, maybe there's a story behind it."
The older trainer turned to look inquiringly at the newly joined trainer, "please tell me there's a story or a reason as to why on earth a san staged Sasuke is dressed in nothing but a pair of pink Speedos and a blue tutu."
Sarah snapped back to attention and then turned imploringly to her own Sasuke with wide sparkly eyes.
"No, I am NOT going to wear anything of that sort!" her Sasuke snapped loudly in disgust.
Sarah's eyes drooped then returned again accompanied by the waggling of her eyebrows.
"No! I am not going to wear whatever it is you're thinking of now either!"
"Hmph fine then!" Sarah said, and then suddenly turned to her elf that did a double take on her pleading eyes before shaking his head furiously. She was about to turn to her other bishi till she realised she doesn't own anymore bishonen except for the Naruto Bishoujo who is scantily clad enough already.
"Where is he?" Inuyasha's trainer asked, whilst her bishi sniffed the air for the Sasuke's scent.
"I'm detecting a heat signature behind the bathroom," Yuzuki helpfully announced and Sarah let out a squealed dashing towards the indicated area with her log still tied to her.
"Duo, stop her!" was the first order erupting from Kate's mouth and the chibi of a trainer soon found herself on the floor with not only Kate's head bishi but her own two bishonen as well.
"You traitors! Spies!" Sarah screamed indignantly.
Naru-chan kept trying to crane her head behind the bathroom for a peek but the death glares radiating from the dog hanyou pinned her to the spot beside Marth who was ordered to rummage for clothes.
Kate crossed her arms threateningly, "Sai, get Marth's spare cape and get that Sasuke out here. Marth keep finding clothes."
"Do you know how difficult it is when one knows not the other's size?" Marth exclaimed with much drama flinging clothes about.
"Got him yet?" Kate called.
"No, he's trying to get away. Please, come out, we're not going to hurt you. Here I won't even touch you, here's the cape. You can put it on yourself and…hey put that down…crud" Sai bolted from behind the bathroom as a whirlwind of shurikens and explosive tags chased him out.
Kate sighed loudly and pushed up her sleeves and glasses before marching to the bathroom grumbling something along the lines of 'if you want something done, you have to do it yourself'.
"Under the law of Bishonen and Trainer Protection Rule 47 point 9 section G, a Bishonen is not allowed to attack an unarmed, un-bishi protected and martial-art inexperienced trainer unless provoked!" Kate barked loudly marching round the corner and to their amazement the projectiles stopped and silence reigned.
"Is there even such a law?" Sarah whispered and Sai smiled.
"Yes, there is though it's mostly ignored. Possibly the only law Kate memorises because it's handy to escape or catch bishi on surprise with."
There was some harsh whispering from the direction of the bathroom and five minutes later a slightly irritated Kate and an embarrassed and reluctant Sasuke stepped out with the cape wrapped snugly about him (much to Sarah's disappointment).
"Marth, keep searching," Kate snapped in a tone of voice that demanded instant obedience, "Sai, take Sasuke in the bathroom and measure the bishi. Yuzuki, kettle on, Duo…"
The Deathscythe pilot quickly stepped up to his spot beside Kate as her head bishi.
Kate folded her arms and glared at the only other trainer present that was not sitting down and considering Sarah is still pinned on the floor by her two bishies, there is only the new girl left unmoved.
The new girl sighed and her Inuyasha glared ferociously back at the older trainer.
"I've shown you my dex, my profile is clean. What more do you want?"
"I could call the police and they'll be swarming here in an hour charging you for bishi abuse"
The new girl's eyes hardened and through gritted teeth manage to hiss, "I was not abusing him!"
Sai poked his head from the bathroom, "Um, Mistress? Er… Kate? Would you like a casualty report?"
His trainer did not answer and the Seed character took that as a yes. "The Sasuke is san level, he have over a dozen bruises on his body, scrapes, healing cuts, two broken ribs, a sprained wrist, defected right eye which I don't think will be using Sharingan any time soon and long gashes about his back… I think it was from whips."
"I didn't do it!" the girl practically screamed, "He had those when I found him! He was half dead nearly. I used up all my supplies to heal him that's why I tried to sneak into your camp! To steal food and supplies! I didn't hurt him!"
"Evidence of prior healing?"
Sai glanced back into the bathroom as if to double-check, "Affirmative, from inexperience hands as well with completely inadequate, insufficient and basic field level first aid supplies."
"Why did you catch him? Why did you not call emergency services?"
"He was going mad! He was cursing, babbling, frothing and screaming like a banshee! There's no way I could restrain him any other way until the services arrive so I kept him in the ball. I didn't do it! He was in that tutu already when we found him!"
"Sai, clean his wounds."
Marth puffed into the discussion with various articles of clothing draped about his arms and shoulders, "Very well, I have a few smalls, and mediums and I even whipped up some socks. What do thou want?"
"Hospital gown?"
"Oh, no indeed I don't think I do…but if you really wish for one, mistress I'm sure one could darn you one from a bed sheet if you give me some time."
Without looking Kate popped open a wallet and extracted a capsule which poof-ed into a sewing machine. The smash brother bishi began working lightning fast pushing the machine to its limits in speed.
"Emergencies?"
"I called but I've got no answer."
"Impossible."
The girl glared, "I want to see you try now then!"
Kate flipped out her dex and swiftly punched some buttons, "I have an emergency situation here with an injured bishonen." She started and the girl stared in amazement.
"How long will it take for help to arrive?" Kate paused listening for the reply, "Too long, where's the nearest hospital? Very well, I'll be there shortly. Be prepared."
"Voila!" Marth declared swinging a pale green hastily made hospital gown into the hands of Sai.
"We'll have to interrogate you later," Kate said, "Guys, pack up. NOW!"
They didn't wait for the order, well at least Kate's bishies didn't. Marth cleared up the mess he made in a gigantic sweep, Yuzuki minimized all the facilities (after they gently and hurriedly dragged the injured Sasuke out of the bathroom) and Sai fussed about the Sasuke like a mother hen.
Sarah's bishi jumped to action caught up in the rush and soon have all of Sarah's side of the camp neatly packed with a confused Sarah still lying about the mud wondering what's happening and how Kate's suppose to get the hot Sasuke to the hospital and that maybe travelling with Kate does have its perks – after all, not everybody could get to see an Uchiha in a tutu.
Meanwhile Kate extracted her dex and with slight hesitancy began pressing some buttons, strange since the dex offers voice command that will select anything without the need of going through the menus. Kate's dex began blinking and then two minutes later once the entire camp is cleared a spark ignited in the night sky and shot towards them like an arrow.
"WHOA!!!" Sarah and the Inuyasha trainer said in unison as they crane their head upwards. Yes… travelling with the rich trainer has many perks indeed.
END OF CHAPTER TEN