Episode 11: Invader Misa/ Send past This Park
Almighty Tallest: it is officially over! The last season was cancelled! What shall we do?
Other Almighty Tallest: We must create a new series in which the Main Character takes over the world!
AT: But who? Who shall be so acknowledgeable?
OAT: I have a pretty good idea, since her mind is already messed up!
At: is It ZIM?
OAT: Noooo… for all we know, Zim isn't a female alien!
AT: Then who? Who shall help us achieve our goals?
*Misa walks in with a death note*
Misa Amane: I'm going to sing the death song now!
*Title: Invader Misa. Misa sings the death song, which is just 'Call me, maybe', but every other word is death*
*Misa lands on the earth, somewhere near Tokyo*
Misa: How will I start my eventual takeover of the planet? Killing Innocent people or acting like I am in love with a guy to figure out his secrets?
News reporter (on a giant screen): and that pretty much wraps up the daily news. But today, 42 hundred people died by the hands of Kira.
Misa: That is exactly where I will go with this, then.
*Runs down the street, and into Light*
Light: Watch it; I'm trying to get somewhere.
Ryuk (the shinigami): Light, you got another apple for me?
Misa: That… That… Did I touch your death note by accident?
Ryuk: probably.
Misa (Thinking): I have an idea! I'll pretend to be in love with him since I am 99.999999999999999999% sure the first guy I run into is kira, and fall in love with him!
Misa (outloud): So…. You wanna grab a beer or something?
Light: yeah sure…
*5 beers later…*
Misa: so I was like 'YEAH, oh baby give it to me right now' but the guy at the karaoke didn't realize that I was singing 'say yes' by girls generation and he started trying to get into my pants! It almost worked, though. So much! So much S-
AT: MISA AMANE! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FINISH THAT SENTENCE DUE TO THIS BEING A KIDS SHOW!
Misa (Still Heavily Drunk): Oh yeah? Then why should I care?
OAT: WE ARE SENDING YOU BACK TO OUR PLANET!
Light: Planet 51?
OAT: actually, planet 52. We ran out of room.
Misa: yeah, alright, ok…
*Misa Leaves*
Light: Ryuk, Grab me another beer, I have a new show to steal.
*a shout of FANMAD moves the skit along*
Guy near a cage: Dude, I wouldn't go in that if I were you…
Other Guy near the same cage: Why? What could possibly go wrong inside a cage like this?
GNAC: Well, That cage contains some of the most evil and forgotten dinosaurs the world has ever known.
OGNTSC: Oh, well I guess that would mean the guy from UP or that guy who died is in this cage, right?
GNAC: No, newer, but less obnoxious dinosaurs
OGNTSC: So, Like kasha?
GNAC: Yeah, that kinda Dinosaur.
OGNTSC: Oh, alright, here goes nothing, then.
*OGNTSC walks near the cage but gets pulled in*
GNAC: hey! Wait, Look, Listen! … No response, huh? I'll tell your wife you won't be home for dinner! Hey, are you actually dead or are you just messing with me? Oh, ok then. Guess we won't allow any more mail into this park.
*Title: Send Past This Park*
Alan grant: So, why are we here again?
John Hammond: So we can test drive this park of prehistoric dinosaurs!
Ian Malcolm: Right, because there are actually dinosaurs in this park.
John: there is, Turn around!
Ian: But that is just an overused character from The Land before Time!
Little Foot (all grown up): But I was reborn, so there is a difference!
John: it's ok, we have a Sharp Tooth!
Alan: Sharp tooth?
Ian: Edward Cullen is in this park?
John: I meant T-rex.
Rex owen (Dinosaur King): and carnotaurus gets no credit? Come on, ace.
John: why don't you test drive it? Off you go!
*Riding past all the exhibits*
Alan: have you noticed how none of the exhibits actually have dinosaurs in them?
Ian: No, I was too busy looking at Lauren Coleman's Website for the rest of this crap in the movie.
Alan: then why are we out of power near the T-Rex cage?
Rex Raptor (Yu-Gi-Oh): two headed T-rex! I summon you to the field!
Alan: should we run?
Ian: I love that idea.
*Ian and Alan run away for their lives before stopped by John*
Alan: Why aren't you moving?
*John pulls out a remote control, presses a button, and everything falls down*
John: these aren't real dinosaurs, there just remote controlled!
Alan: Where did you buy things like that?
John: , for all your movie buying needs. We also have a golden ring, but who knows what that's for.
Ian: I think leaving would be a good option right now.
Alan: will I see any of you again?
John: of course you will! There are two more movies after this!
*A shout of FANMAD ends the episode*