100 days of Mother/Earthbound
009: Nausea
Master Belch was your typical pile of vomit- absolutely disgusting in every way. Being an animate one as well added to his repulsiveness. Ever since his siege of Threed and Saturn Valley, Master Belch was living the high life, and enjoying Mr Saturn-made Fly Honey with his brethren, the slimy little piles.
Everything had gone to plan, and two of the heroes said to be the ones who will conquer Giygas were imprisoned. And it's not as if the prison was an obvious place. Belch had succeeded. "*Buuuuuuuurp*. Hey, that ain't for you, whelp!" Belch somehow snatched a HUGE jar of fly honey off a smaller pile of puke. "I get the big jars... now... go and... keep watch or something. I want to enjoy this, and I'll feel bad with you watching."
"Uh... yes, my liege."
"Sweet, sweet, fly honey, how amorous you are! Oh how *snaffle* *snarf* wonderful you are..."
About an hour later, Master Belch left his room and noticed an odd-shaped USB device. Master Belch didn't have a computer, but he knew a slimy little pile that did.
"Hey, you! Phil, you got a computer right?"
"Right."
"Well, I've found this thing. Stick in in the computer and show me what's on it."
"Yes, sir."
So they trailed to Phil's house. Phil inserted the USB stick into the PC, and checked the contents.
"Oh... there's lots of videos on here... OH! They're all I M Meen Youtube poops! I love these!"
"You... tube... poops?"
"Yeah, boss! They're so funny. Just watch. Oh, this seems funny- I M Liar."
So Master Belch watched as some seemingly magical, child-hating librarian danced around and contradicted himself. He stared in horror at the... unprofessional, yet accurate sentence mixing... the... stupidity of it all.
"Uh, Phil, can I use your bathroom?"
"Sure."
"Cos I'm gonna be sick... I M Meen makes my stomach turn."