STAHP! WhiteMageBennoni is doing a Hoenn spin-off of this series. Go check it out.
I laid down in the summer chair on the boat, bobbing my head up and down as my moemon played around. Britney was near me as always, sunbathing and trying to get a tan. Aqua was laying against the side of his chair, shyly holding onto his arm looking around.
Lapra was in a pool behind them, laying in the water, seeing how long she can hold his breath. About 17 minutes so far. Faris was laying her body across Michael's body and legs. Tayo was on the opposite side of the chair from Aqua, not wanting to get wet. Michael then realized that all of them had been by his sad, or up his ass, the whole time.
"Hey," Meranda said, appearing out of thin air, making Michael give a meme-ish scream and face plant the floor, with Faris being saved by Britney's telekinesis. "Whoops, my bad."
"What the hell do you want?" Michael asked her.
"I'm bored Mikey, we should go beat the snot out of someone!" She said spark's discharging around her body. Michael sighed, facepalming.
"That's not how it works…" Michael told her. "We can't get in trouble on this boat ya here?"
"Awwww, c'mon Mikey? Those guys are being assholes, look they're playing fortnite!"
Meranda said. Michael got a tick mark as he turned around, which gave Meranda to turn into a shadow on the ground and combine with this. After a quick purple flash, he fell to his knees holding his head in pain. He then got up, pupils now red, and chuckled.
"Alright, im game." He said, walking off. "Hm? Isn't that mega tits?"
Michael looked over to see a lady. She had red hair down to her ass, with a thick butt and thighs. She was wearing a light blue button-up shirt with a skirt. It was a wonder who thought as her boobs were E-cup.
"Look, lady, I only wanna touch them!" A man said. She told him no, and pushed him away, in which he grabbed her arms, "I'm not asking misses!"
"L-let go!" She said. I grabbed a can and punched it through the air. It hit him in the head so hard he nearly fell into the water, but he grabbed the ledge and let himself up. She looked over, and with a squeal ran up and hugged me, making me scoff. That's when I realized I've been talking in third person to throw you off...thought I'd been doing it on accident? Nope. "Michael-sama! Oh, thank goodness your sexy bum is here!"
She gave me the look, and I scoffed looking at the other guy. I twitched as my overall looks quickly changed for that brief moment and purple sparks came off of me.
"I think I want to let loose...but he isn't worth it," I said. I gently moved her out of the way, smacking her ass as I walk by and walked up to the man. "Heh, that'll be too easy."
I swiftly punched him in the gut, and then after giving three hooks with both fists, I lifted my leg and kicked him in the face knocking him off the boat.
STAHP: What is going on you might be asking? Well, it's simple really. You see Meradna is an experiment made by an evil (Feminist) group known as Team New Order, dubbed 'Shadow Mew'. As she is the mixture of Mew DNA and siphoned Dark-Type energy. Meranda has the ability to tap into the dark side/energy of people through possession when their under stress/anger/rage/depression or sadness. However, Michael has an absurd amount of this, and so it leeks from time to time.
"Just as I thought…" Michael mumbled, he then turned around. "Well hello there sexy, been a while!"
I walked up and we wrapped our arms in a hug.
"So...what you've been up to?" I asked, slowly sliding my hands down.
"Oh, nothing much, going to announce for this scary boat event," Her hands went down some, "What are you up to now?"
"Well I'm about to get me another cheerleader to add to my cheerleader squad," I said, hands now sliding against her butt. "What about you?"
"I think I'm going to follow you to meet this person, Michael-sama." She said she was catching on to what I meant. She gave a seductive purred as she pushed her breast onto me. We knew where we were going...and even though I was in my violent mindset thanks to Meranda I can't say this wouldn't have happened eventually.
Elsewhere in the Kanto region…
"Ugh...that was rough," Holden said, jumping on his bed in the moecenter. After only 30 minutes of training, he was exhausted. He was starting to lose his weight but still had some flab on him.
Holden had black hair that was mostly flat on the sides, and fluffy on top. He had white skin, with emerald green eyes. He had a black long sleeve shirt with blue pants and wore glasses. He had a blue jacket with red on the inside hanging on the other end of the bed. Now Holden had definitely improved, he used to only be able to work out for about 10 minutes before passing out, so he was proud of himself. Holden pulled out his phone and selected a number. After his phone went off, he smiled and walked back out the door, jacket wrapped around his waist. On the way out, he ran into another one of his friends.
"Hey!" He called. Holden turned around. He looked to a friend. He looked like Michael, however, he was a little taller. He had a black and white striped hoodie, with black sweatpants that had white lines down the sides. This was David, but Michael called him Davish. Holden looked back. "Where we off too?"
"Hmm? Oh no, i'm going solo buddy, sorry!" Holden said. This caught Davidoff, guard, he never does this. He was a cold coward because he sucks. "Well gotta go, see y-"
"Hold on!" David yelled. Holden stopped again. "Where the hell are you going so half-cocked? Actually, you've been rather confident and joyful lately, and as happy as I am too see that, why the hell is that?"
"Pa-Pa!" Someone yelled. They looked over to see a little girl running through the house, before tripping over a shoe and face planting with a 'hawnk!'. David sighed as he picked her up and she rubbed her nose. "PaPa, boo-boo…"
"Sara you little silly goose," David told her, kissing her nose. Sara was a baby Dratini. Due to his area and how low level she was, it was basically impossible to level her up. She had a blue onesie top with a skirt on the bottom coming down to her feet. Her feet had little yellow boots on them which helped to her cute factor. "Anyway, why are you so cheery?"
"Oh, I'm hanging out with a friend. Yeah, she's really nice, and sexy, and strong an-" Holden started.
"HOLD UP!" He yelled. "Did you just say SHE!? Have yoouuu've been hanging out with a GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLL!?"
Sara looked confused.
"PaPa mad?" Sara asked.
"Very! Who is she!? How old is she!? What does she do for a living!? Is she married!? I want to meet her parents right now!" David yelled at him, one arm holding Sara and one fist in the air. Holden put his arms up in surrender.
"She's Sabrina, Im not sure, She's this town's gym leader, she's single, I don't know her parents!" Holden answered quickly. David recoiled and gasp.
"SABRINA!? THAT BIIiiii…" David started, he looked as Sera, "THAT REALLY MEAN LADY NEARLY HURT US REALLY, REALLY BADLY! YOUR DATING HER!?"
"W-what!? No! We're just friends! I think... I haven't thought about that. She did send me a picture of her without a shirt and only a bra…" Holden said, mumbling the last part. David kicked him in the gut, making Holden fall over and hold his stomach in pain. "Ow!"
"You now have a curfew of five'o'clock! If your not back by then, no Ramen!" David told him.
"BITCH LASAGNA!"
"NO CHINESE!"
"OH SHIT, I GOTTA GO THEN!"
And with that Holden went off his mary little way to see Sabrina. He walked up to the gym, where he jumped through the multiple rooms of weird bald men to reach his possible girlfriend.
"Hey buddy Sabrina!" He called out. No one was there. He then noticed that the feeling of walking was now no longer there, and he was walking on air. "Huh...that's all fo-" Before he could finish he hit the floor. "Owchie. Why do you keep doing that?"
Sabrina walked out of the corner of the room, hovering over him. It was her gen2 remake look, however, she seemed to have a hole in her outfit showing her breast.
"God damn it...ugh!" He grunted as he got up, "So shall we get some food? Ooh! I also have a cool new combo I want to try!"
THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK, GOLDFISH!