Wicked!
For WickedLady and LittleCrane.
RTB - Yay! Update-ness! Man this is short compared to the last chapter. Oh well, I'll try to get the next chappy up quickly as an apology.
Thanks to my awesome reviewers! (Note: I am in a crazy mood so these replies might be a little weird.)
CONGRADULATIONS!
ONE HUNDRETH REVIEWER!
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blusum - Thanks for the review! You're a clever one! Yeah, Kit is just acting like a normal teenager, but since Sasuke is her dad and Naruto is her MUM you can see why Sasuke may have been a bit worried. I hope you like this chapter, by the end of this little chappy, all your worries should be clamed…and replaced with new ones. Lol. Thanks for your clever review.
RayneRevenge - Thanks! Yes, goldfish! The ultimate game of curing boredom! Yes, the Sai Kit thing will all be revealed in depth soon enough. Hehe. Fair enough about the lemon though, I actually put the warning there with you in mind. Lol.
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Disclaimer - I, RavenToriBlack, do not own Naruto or any of it's characters…. But I can see how some people would get confused and think that an Australian, 18 year old girl…who was actually only 12-ish when it was created…was the one to create it…really, people get that confused all the time. Like just yesterday I was walking down the street and someone asked "Hey aren't you the guy that created Naruto?" and I was like "No, no…but don't worry I get that all time."
I believe I have won that argument!
Chapter Ten
- Dedicated to Th3 3vil Midg3t… also known as Maygen!
"MUM! DAD! We're going to go train in the abandoned forest at the back of the Uchiha compound where many people have supposedly gone missing… we'll be back for breakfast… and oh yeah, we want ramen! See ya at breakfast!" The twins yelled from their parents bedroom doorway. Sasuke mumbled something as he turned over pulling the covers up over his head.
Naruto laughed.
"Ok boys. But make sure your home for breakfast." he said gently with a grin.
The twins nodded enthusiastically then proceeded to run down the stairs and out the front door.
It didn't take the twins long to reach the forest, since it was located so close to the Uchiha compound, and soon they were at their favourite clearing.
Taking a fighting stance Akki and Ja faced each other and just as they were about to lunch ferociously at each other they heard a yell.
"AHHHHHH!!!"
"Was that…" "…a yell?"
"I think" "…it was."
"Let's go…" "…check it out!"
And with that the twins ran off deep into the forests centre. Eventually making it to another clearing where they found a group of kids playing in a waterfall. However it wasn't the group of children playing in the Uchiha owned forest that sparked his curiosity it was…
"WOW! A waterfall! I never saw that here before! Cool… a waterfall grew!" Ja stated rather loudly with excitement.
The group of kids who were once playing freely quickly disappeared into the overgrown wilderness.
"You idiot! Waterfalls don't grow!" Akki said with a roll of his eyes.
Ja frowned and turned to face his brother, not aware that he and his brother were being watched…well…stalked actually.
"Yeah…they do. How else do they exist?! It's not like they just appear? They grow out of the ground like trees and bushes and other stuff!" Ja defended.
After around ten minutes of more arguing the stalkers who were keenly watching the two Uchihas got bored and, since it was evident that they wouldn't be found out soon, revealed themselves.
"We are revealing ourselves!" Their leader announced quite loudly…but obviously not loudly enough.
"That's stupid! How does water grow? It doesn't make sense!" Akki argued almost ripping out his hair with frustration.
"Water makes things grow doesn't it?" Ja asked with confidence.
"Er…guys?" one of the mysterious strangers tried to intervene, but it fell upon death…er…deaf ears.
"Yes water makes things grow…"
"EXACTLY! So why is it so hard to believe that water can make it's self grow? See…Waterfalls grow!"
"Um…we've been standing here for a while now…you're surrounded you know." Another one of the strangers tried, a little unsure of what to do.
"No, no, no!" Akki yelled at his brother, starting to get angry, not even hearing the stranger who had just spoken.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Ja retorted, also not noticing that they now had company to entertain.
"NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!"
And with that the two boys screamed, their loud, strong, battle crys before launching at each other. They rolled around punching and kicking wildly at each other. Ja growled as he decided that pulling his brothers hair would be a good option.
"OW! Stop pulling my hair!" Akki screamed out in pain.
Ja smirked in triumph, but it was short lived as Akki bit his brothers arm… and didn't let go.
"AH! LET GO YOU…YOU….DUMBY!" Ja screamed as he scratched wildly at his brothers face and, eventually, Akki let go with a scream.
Bitting his lip to try and hold back the pain whilst digging his fingers into the hard dirty ground beneath him, Akki scraped up some dirt and threw it into his brothers eyes. Now it was Jas turn to scream.
Now, for any member of the Uchiha family this would be considered quite normal…however the unknown people surrounding them at this time were, sadly, not from the Uchiha family and were not only a little worried but also a bit concerned.
Finally a tall, well built, girl pulled the two apart.
"WHAT THE HELL! STOP IT! STOP FIGHTING! I SAID STOP!" She barked angrily, obviously fed up with the insane fighting.
The twins stopped as they turned to look at her.
"Who the hell are you?" they asked in unison.
"Call me Inu-kun. Now, is it safe to let you go?" She asked gruffly.
"What? Whadda mean safe?! We're safe! I take offence to that!" Ja yelled in anger.
"You can take a gate for all I care. You two were fighting like animals! Now are you going to stop so I can let you go or not?" she growled. She didn't like this one, he seemed to clash heads with her a bit. The other one seemed nice though, reserved and quite to a certain extent.
"What?! It was just a little play fight! Hardly anything! You should see my parents fight! They destroy villages! Now let me…er…us go or else!" he growled as he began to struggle in her hold.
'Only a play fight? That's insane…these two maybe stronger than I thought…I'll have to keep an eye on them.' she thought as she slowly let them down, out of her grasp.
Ja stuck his tongue out at her whilst Akki pouted about being handled in such an undignified manner.
"So what are you doing in here? This is our spot." A girl with spiky blonde hair asked sounding more bored than anything else.
"WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?! THIS IS OUR FOREST! Our parents own it! You're the ones trespassing." Ja yelled in an annoyed fashion as Akki slowly hid behind him, nodding slightly with a frown.
"No they don't! This belongs to the childhood friends of our parents!"
"NO! IT BELONGS TO US!"
Ja leaned forward, glaring, as Inu-kun looked down at him with a growl. Let the staring match of the century begin!
"Oi, kid…yeah you, the one not being stupid." The blonde girl said talking to Akki. "What's your names?" she asked earning a confused look from Akki.
"Um…I'm Uchiha Akki. My brother is Uchiha Ja." he answered with a soft smile.
Silence followed.
"Ah so that explains it!" A girl with shinny black hair laughed.
"EXPLAINS WHAT?!" Ja hollered in confusion.
"Your parents are friends of our parents. They gave us permission to train here." A girl with brown hair stated in a cold voice.
"Eh! Really! What are your names then?! Maybe we know your parents!" Ja said enthusiastically.
The brown haired girl Ja had been fighting with smirked, taking it upon herself to introduce herself first.
"I'm Inuzuka Hatsukoi, but please just call me Inu-kun. I'm the daughter of Kiba and Hinata Inuzuka, I'm sure you've heard of them…"
"Never heard of them." both the twins answered bluntly.
The girl known as Inu-kun sweatdroped before continuing on.
"And this is my little brother Inuzuka Taki, he's way to shy to introduce himself."
The boy known as 'Taki' blushed before running behind his sisters leg. Akki gave him a shy smile and waved gently. Taki fidgeted a bit before giving a shy wave back in return.
WACK!
"OW! WHAT THE HELL?! JA?!" Akki screamed out rubbing the back of his head where his brother had hit him.
"Stop it." Ja said grumpily.
Akki growled in response, but said nothing.
Suddenly a girl with black hair and green eyes jumped in front of them with a cheesy smile.
"HI! My names Lee Ray…or Ray Lee, which ever you prefer! My parents are Rock Lee and Sakura Lee! IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU!" She screamed with excitement.
The twins gulped and nodded.
"Nice to meet you too." they said quietly, watching her jump around like a mouse on crack, ice, sugar, caffeine, speed and, of course, amphetamines.
"Nara Hellitrope…they call me Hell though. My parents are Nara Shikamaru and Ino." the girl said with a yawn before seating herself down on the ground.
"HEY! I remember you! You're friends with my sister!" Ja cried out in surprise.
Hell just merely nodded before going back to cloud watching.
"I'm Hyuuga Miru. Hyuuga Nejis daughter. I don't know who my mother is, in case you're wondering." she said in a cold tone of voice.
The twins just nodded, not brave enough to say anything in fear of upsetting the standoffish girl.
"Hey, do you want to play with us?!" Ray asked enthusiastically out of the blue.
"I suppose we could, but we have to be back by breakfast." Ja replied, grinning on of Narutos infamous grins as Akki gently nodded with a smile.
"OK!" the hyperactive girl screamed as everyone began to play.
Kit sped through the forest, trying, but not exactly accomplishing, to find her two lost siblings. The sun would set in less than an hour and that didn't leave her much time.
Suddenly Kit felt a strong presence behind her. Narrowing her eyes she quickly turned around, taking a fighting stance, ready to face anything! Anything except what stood before her.
Standing in front of her was a strange looking man with a sword.
"Who are you?" she asked curiously. The man didn't seem to be much of a threat…well he seemed very strong but he didn't look like the killer type. He kind of looked like a fish…
"I'm Hoshigaki Kisame from the Akatsuki. If you run now I may take pity on you and not kill you." The man smiled evilly.
Unfortunately for Kisame this was Kit, the daughter of Naruto and Sasuke, so she just smiled right back.
"Hi! It's very nice to meet you! My name is…" Kit began but was cut off by a very annoyed Kisame.
"Kid! Look, I'm going to kill you if you don't scram! Understand?"
Kit blinked.
"You sound like my dad when he wakes up in the morning." she stated simply making Kisame slap his head.
"ARE YOU SUICIDAL GIRL?!" the shark like man screamed out in frustration.
"Not that I know of…" she answered naively.
Kisame sighed. 'Not that she knows of. Why do I always get the weird ones?'
"Anosa, anosa! Um…I'm looking for my brothers you haven't seen them have you?" she asked hurriedly.
"No."
"Oh…well do you think that you can help me find them?" she asked hopefully.
Kisame was about to tell her no when an idea crossed his mind.
'Take her to Itachi. Itachi will talk to her for about two seconds and then she'll be dead. Perfect. Problem solve-ed.'
"Ok. I'll help you. In fact… I think I might have an idea as to where they might be." he said with a grin.
Kit smiled wide.
"Thankyou! Thankyou! Thankyou! You rock! If there's anything I can do to repay you please don't hesitate to ask!" she screamed with delight as she grabbed his hand.
"Pft. Get me the new Icha Icha Paradise book and that'll be thanks enough." he joked before growling as he tried to get his hand out of hers.
"Ok!" She said as she began to skip.
Kisame rolled his eyes.
"Stupid, ignorant, child. You don't even know what Icha Icha Paradise is."
"Yeah I do! It's a porn book. My Uncle makes it and one of my other uncles reads it all the time!" The girl said with an innocent smile.
Kisame gave her a strange look before leading her off, deeper into the forest.
It didn't take long before they reached a reasonably large cave. Kisame grinned evilly as he pointed inside.
"Maybe they're hiding in there."
Kit nodded and determinedly walked into the dark cave, which ended up not being so dark at all since someone had lit a fire. Kits eyes widened when she saw the handsome man sitting beside the fire. That was a trait that she had inherited from her 'mother', her father had told her, being flirty and always looking for eye candy.
The man looked over at her emotionlessly, as though not caring whether she was there or not.
"Hi! My names Kit!" She introduced herself before continuing. "Have you seen my brothers, they're lost."
The man simply ignored her and looked over at Kisame who had only just entered the cave.
"This is an Akatsuki secret hid out. Why is she here?" The man asked coldly.
Kisame smirked.
"I thought I'd let you handle her."
"Hn."
"Hey! You sound like my dad!" Kit yelled excitedly.
"Kid, you're from Konoha, right?" Kisame asked slightly amused as to where this was heading.
"Yep! Just look at my ANBU tatt." she stated lifting up her sleeve to reveal the leaf symbol.
Both men gave her a sceptical look, not believing that a child, especially this hyperactive one, could be part of ANBU.
"Well then let me introduce to you Konohas most feared criminal, Uchiha Itachi."
Kits eyes widened as Kisame smiled, thinking her reaction was out of fear….oh how wrong he was.
"What?! REALLY?! Wow! We must be related or something! I'm an Uchiha too! My name Uchiha Kitsune. Nice to meet cha couz." she laughed, holding out her hand for Itachi to shake and, much to Kisames surprise, shake it he did.
"Nice to meet you. Tell me, who are your parents?" Itachi inquired, beginning to get interested.
"Oh well, they're the most powerful in all of Konoha! Uchiha Sasuke and…" but before Kit could finish Itachi cut her off.
"Sasuke?"
"Yep! That's my dad! He's the greatest…well except for the time he read my diary."
"I see…funny, I always thought he was gay, but it appears my assumptions were wrong… for once." Itachi said drolly.
"No! Your assumptions weren't wrong! Dad's as camp as a row of tents. His even married to a guy…my mum to be precise!" Kit explained.
"So who's your mother?" he inquired, now very interested in said topic.
"Uzumaki…I mean…Uchiha Naruto." Kit smiled, proud to be the daughter of such great shinobi.
Itachi was surprised to see the child of two males smiling up at him and looked as though he had died, which, quite ironically, wasn't to different to his live state, whilst Kisame just stood there with his mouth hanging open.
'Out of all the men in Konoha he chooses that twerp?!' the oldest Uchiha thought in anger.
"WAIT! HOW THE HELL CAN A MAN HAVE A KID?!" Kisame screeched.
"Easy, peesy, Japaneesy. Mum has a demon inside him and my parents made a deal with the demon to let mum have kids! See! Simple."
"Of course, how simple, I should have known." Kisame muttered sarcastically.
"Do you possess the sharingan?"
"Hai! I have sharingan and a demon sealed inside me! So do my brothers! Cool huh?!"
"Yes, very cool. Tell me more about your brothers." Itachi asked in his normal emotionless state.
"Well, they're only seven, but they're real strong. They remind me of my parents, because Ja is a lot like my mum and bit like my dad presently. But Akki is, from what I've been told, exactly like dad was when he was little. They have sharingan too, but it's not as advanced as mine and they have demons inside them too!"
"Akki?"
"Yeah, Akki!"
"What makes him so similar to my…to Sasuke?"
"Well, I don't know! Just…I was just told!" The blonde girl yelled with a pout, frustrated that she didn't know the answer to something.
"I see…" Itachi said quietly as he went through his options of what to do with this crazy girl.
'Option one - Kill her.
Option two - Forget about her.
Option three - Use her.
Option four - Become the perfect uncle, nice and happy, and forever spoil her and have quality time with her.'
"Hey! HEY! Did you know that I'm a prodigy? Dad's always saying how proud he is of me! And mum thinks I'm the best ever! I'm really lucky! Hey, do you think I'm cool? I bet I could beat you in a fight…you don't look very tough, and neither does fish man, but mums always telling me not to judge a book by its cover, which I think is stupid! I mean everyone does it! It's like an automatic reaction. You see a book cover and your like…nah, don't like the look of that one… and…" Kit joyfully rambled on…and on and on and on and on….and on.
'Option one is looking appealing…' Itachi thought.
"So why is blue blue? Why isn't it called red…infact why is red called red? Why isn't it called sky or chair? Do you often think about this kind of stuff?"
"No." Kisame answered with a twitch of his eye.
'VERY APPEALING'
"Yeah so anyway, my mum and dad are probably worried, and I still haven't found my brothers. I should probably get going. Thanks for the awesome time…oh and I won't tell anyone about your secret cubby house." Kit exclaimed loudly with a grin very similar to that of her 'mothers'.
"It's a secret base! NOT A CUBBY!" Kisame screamed in anger as his breaking point was finally broken.
Kit blinked a couple of times before looking from Kisame to Itachi and then back and forth. Before a smile once again graced her lips.
"Oh I get it…Alright then, I won't tell anyone that this is ya love shack!" she said with a wink.
Kisame turned green and Itachis eyes narrowed.
"I'M NOT GAY!" "He's not good enough for me." They answered simultaneously.
Kit laughed. "Alright, whatever."
Kisame growled and was about to slice the little girl in half before Itachi stoped him and pulled Kit over towards him. Slinking his arm around her shoulder and leaning down to her level.
"Er…hi?" Kit gulped.
"Hi. You said you were a prodigy, didn't you?" Itachi asked, his voice seeming lower and more sinister than before.
"Yeah!"
"And you have two brothers, all of you being the offspring of Sasuke and…" Itachi bit his lip before continuing. "…Naruto."
"Yep that's right!" Kit answered enthusiastically not noticing Itachis dark mood.
"I see. How about we keep in contact, little one? I could train you and teach you things your parents wouldn't even dream of knowing."
"Really?" she asked not believing what he was telling her. Itachi simply nodded in reply.
"Wow!"
"Heh, all I ask in return is that you also let me train your brothers and that you tell no one of our meetings, including this one. You will pretend to know nothing about me. Is that…alright…with you?" Itachi spoke in a sinisterly way.
Kit gulped before nodding.
"Hai."
"Good. Now run along and we'll meet up soon, I'm sure." he said smirking slightly.
"One thing….how do you know my dad?" the little girl asked naively.
"Heh…I was his older brother."
"My uncle?"
"That is correct."
'The one that killed the whole entire clan…but…he doesn't seem that bad…although mum did tell me I suck at judging a persons character…but on the other hand he is family…' Kit thought, trying to work out what to do. Itachi and Kisame watched her sceptically as she just stood there staring off into the distance.
"Oh, ok then." She answered simply. Kisame sweatdroped as the edges of Itachis lips twitched upwards.
"Well…er…goodbye." Kisame said, trying to give her the hint that she could leave now.
"OH RIGHT! MY BROTHERS!" She screetched as she ran out of the cave, not once looking back.
"You have an evil scheme don't you." Kisame asked his partner in a bored tone.
"Of course." Itachi answered somewhat smugly causing Kisame to sigh.
'Option three…Use her….'
It didn't take to long before Kit ran into her mother….literally. Being the two klutzes they were they weren't watching where they were going and BANG they ran into each other.
"KIT!" Naruto yelled in recognition.
"MUM?!" Kit yelled back in surprise.
Naruto quickly hugged his baby girl. "I was looking everywhere for you, Kit. Your brothers came home shortly after you left! They met up with some other kids and forgot to come home. Your fathers dealing with them. Gosh, I was so worried about you! I couldn't find you anywhere!" he explained animatedly, waving his arms about.
Kit blinked. Naruto, hokage to the town of konoha had come personally looking for his own daughter? 'Awww! Mum's the best!' Kit thought happily as she returned her mothers hug.
"I…I'm ANBU now mu…dad! You won't be able to find me!" She stated proudly as Naruto blinked.
"Dad? Since when have you started calling me that?" he questioned her.
"Since you came looking for me personally and other dad isn't here to be confused with."
Naruto ruffled her hair.
"Ah. Well we should probably head home… don't want your father worrying now do we?" Naruto said playfully as he hoisted her onto his back giving her a piggyback ride.
"Ahaha! I bet dads giving the twins an earful. I wonder if his brought out the snakes?" Kit giggled and Naruto laughed.
"Yeah, he probably has! Let's hurry home to see what happens, eh?"
"YEAH!" Kit screamed, reminding Naruto exactly why the Uchiha household was always so noisy.
And just as he was about to take off he felt a familiar presence watching him. Turning his head, looking into the overgrown bush, a small flash of red causing him to gasp out in surprise.
"What's the matter dad?" Kit asked with both confusion and concern.
"I…I…" Naruto looked over at the same spot only to find nothing.
"I just thought I saw something…it's nothing…I must be tired. Lets get home, ok?"
Kit nodded as they took off at record speed, with Naruto constantly checking over his shoulder.
Tbc
RTB - Ew…I don't like this at all. I hope it's ok. It didn't turn out how I thought it would at all! Oh well, at least it's updated and I can continue my updating!
I have decided that for every 50th review, I will create a one shot dedication to that reviewer. So the next dedication will be for the 150th reviewer. Feel free to check out the one shot dedication for the 100th review! It's called 'CURSE YOU RAMEN'
IN THE NEXT CHAPTER -
Trouble in paradise? Kakashi and Iruka have some troubles! LE GASP! What troubles you ask? I can't tell you…not because I want to ruin the plot or anything but I kind of forgot my idea….but I'm sure it'll come back…hopefully. Hehe. ANDYES! ITACHI ARRIVES! What are his evil plans? Why is he so interested in the children? What are the secrets he's holding? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF…. Wicked.