Iris:
Faith; Wisdom; Valor; Hope

"So, that's how it is. And… I need advice."

Chouji stares at his best friend for a moment, before a snicker breaks through his lips. "You… you like Ino!"

"Shut up! Someone might hear"

The sight of his normally imperturbable friend so paranoid only makes the Akamichi laugh harder.

"That's it! I'm leaving!"

Laughter follows in his wake.

"So… that's how it is. What do you think he'd do if I told him?"

Chouji is incredulous, staring at his kunoichi teammate with a look of disbelief of his face.
You… like Shikamaru?"

"QUIET!"

The irony is too much, Chouji snorts into his plate of ribs, blowing the meat everywhere, before letting out a deep belly laugh.

Ino humiliated and angry, throws the bunch of Iris she hag been trimming in her teammate's face.

"I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHERED COMING TO YOU! IM LEAVING!"

This only brings about more laughter.

"You're her best friend, what do you think she'd do?" Shikamaru is nervous, wondering whether Sakura will just tell Ino or make fun of him. Instead, a large, predatory grin spreads across her face, and a terrifying laugh breaks forth from her lips. "THIS IS SO PERFECT!" As Shikamaru runs away in terror, a girlish squeal of joy rings throughout the town. "YES!"

Later that day Haruno Sakura and Akimichi Chouji seek each other out, both smiling devilishly as they realize they had the same plans.

Yes, I know, finally. I completely forgot I hadnt updated this (sweatdrops). Ladeedadeeda... I'm waiting for my dad to come home with mah baking soda. Cookies! I have everything EXCEPT baking soda. That's the only item I'v never ru out of before!! . I wanted to get them done before every one got home, becuase they'd be drooling over my shoulder but noooo. Damn baking soda. IM GOING TO EAT YOU!! (Literally.)

Have fun y'all. I'll send you a virtual cookie if you review, and two if you give me crit! (Yay critique!) Yeah.

P.S. AP classes are taking over my life. Inspiration sapped by the paper or more due every week. AND THATS ONE CLASS! There's others. Thank god CAD's homework is only drawing boxes -.-'