"Frank, remind me why I have to dress up as a woman to go into the MENS pregnancy ward?" Gerard asked with confussion
"Because, like I said before, it's a secret ward. Hardly anyone is aware of it's exsistance, and to make sure it doesn't become obvious, all pregnant men are advised to dress as women!" Frank explained as if it was simple.
"oh..." sighed Gerard.
They walked into the hospital, Gabe leading and Frank with his arm round Gerards waist
"We're going to fool the world..." giggled Frank.
They walked in to the hospital, Gerards eyes immediately began scanning the room to see if any eyes were looking at them. at first, there wasn't one, then a spotted a teenage girl looking Frank up and down with a confused face. Her eyes widened and she quickly got out of her seat.
"Excuse me, but are you Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance?" she asked Frank shyly
"Yes I am!" laughed Frank, giving her a dashing smile.
Gerard knew she was just a fan, but he couldn't help but feel slightly jealous.
"oh my god! I love your band! Your song I'm Not Okay really made me feel that someone understood me! The whole song fitted me and my school life so perfectly!" she told Frank with great gratitude.
"It's great to hear that, er whats your name?" asked Frank
"Its Miranda, and I'd really like to thank you and all you band mates for everything. Your music has done so much for me" Miranda was practically bowing the down to Frank, as she thanks him.
Gerard watched awkwardly, grateful that she hadn't recognised him. Gabe watched awkwardly too, but he was slightly saddened by the fact that Frank was getting all the attention.
"thanks Miranda. I have to go now, my friends got an appointment" he told her kindly
"If she your girlfriend?" Miranda asked excitedly "I recognise her!"
The three men froze. Gerard felt his blood go Icey cold and found time suddenly slowing down as a realised they'd been caught...
"Are you in a band too? Or are you model?" she asked, standing right infront of Gerard.
Gerard kept his mouth shut, afraid that his voice might give him away.
"No she is the band's makeup artist. You probably saw her in some of their backstage pictures..." Gabe butted in quickly.
"Y-yeah. She's amazing at it! Anyway, nice meet you Miranda, keep rocking!" Frank told her, before the three men hurried to the main desk
"Good afternoon Gentlemen and lady, name of the patient?" asked the blonde hair girl at the counter, flashing her pearly teeth.
"Gerard Way" Frank responded.
"ok... Right go up two floors and the go straight down to hall on you left until you reach a door saying-"
"Doctor Megumi's office and recption" finished Frank. He cleared his throat "Sorry. My apologies"
"No it's fine. I understand you're in a rush!" tittered the blonde receptionist.
Frank began leading the way to dr Megumi's office.
"why do we have to go to someone office? Why not-" Gerard began to ask, before being interrupted by Frank.
"Because, like I keep saying Gee, it's kept practically a secret. They don't want it being to obvious" Frank uttered quickly.
Frank led them up the stairs, all men taking two steps at a time.
"it's just down here" muttered Frank.
Gerard couldnt help but question Frank's confidence. He was glad that Frank had obviously done a lot of research on the whole subject, but Gerard couldn't help but think that some of Frank's knowledge didn't really seem the type to come from a written source...
Frank opened the door and led them through. Gerard walked in nervously, scared *that he would the only pregnant crossdresser. But when he walked in, it became obvious to him that he wasn't. There were 3 other women in the room, and all three seemed to have unusually masculine faces. Gerard smiled to himself. Not only was he not the only one cross dressing, he was the one who was most likely to pull it off. They walked over to the front desk.
"Gerard Way for scan" FrAnk said quietly to the receptionist.
She wasn't as pretty as the one from down stairs, but she still held a good vibe and friendly face.
"okay..." she mumbled while typing into her computer "Nurse Karin will see you in about 20 minutes at the most. 10 at the least" she smiled "Take a seat"
Frank nodded thanks and took a seat. Gerard sat down to him, with taking the seat the other side.
"you two alright?" asked a smirking Gabe.
"yeah of course!" Gerard replied happily.
"hmmm..." was Franks answer.
Frank was slumping in his chair, biting his lip-ring and with his arm crossed firmly over his chest.
"Frank?" Gerard placed a hand on the little mans shoulder
"yeah I'm fine" he told him, shaking Gerards hand away. "stop fretting"
Gerard sighed sadly "Right..."
Gabe gave the pregnant man a sympathetic look, which Gerard thanked with a sad smile.*
Now all they have to do is suffer the annoying wait...

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